somebody say robots?

FLOPPY FRIDAY!!! FLOPPY FLOPP FLOP.FLOP FLOP FL-

lmao they're just jealous I'm getting a cool chest plate and they're not 🎶⚡ [Someone was rude to her again.]

(( go my au

Made my first ever Minecraft skin... There were no Scag skins that I liked so I just made my own. #Regretevator #Minecraft #Art #ArtSky #MinecraftSkins

...I'll see what I can do, friend. [A silly smile, clacking her claw a few times like one would do with tongs.] I think I know what I want...

(( if you're looking for entirely canon versions of canon characters... YOU'VE COME TO THE COMPLETELY WRONG PLACE. GO MY SCAG SOCIAL REDEMPTION ARC AU

mmmm... [She literally makes a microwave hum sound in thought? Looking at her hand that's kinda just a claw.] I could doodly doodle stuff but it might not be goodcore...

[Handing over her arm to allow the bag to be taken, her face changes frame into the silliest looking smile. Ever notice her speech comes with a seemingly incomplete face animation?] I truthed for aura. it's the least I can do for this

( @ofcoldblood.bsky.social ) [Guess who? She is approaching, using her arm to carry a bag with an N64 in it. It's a Pikachu edition, too. Presumably near the lab...] y'know the vibes.

(( get your silly crt here

(( for the record this robot is LESBIAN >:) like 5 years away from 40 tho because crt (go my hcs) that's on the slightly younger side from other ones but yea

(( she probably wouldn't really mind an occasional flower or two, though she doesn't know in detail about a lot of things due to social difficulties/isolation

(( for the record this robot is LESBIAN >:) like 5 years away from 40 tho because crt (go my hcs) that's on the slightly younger side from other ones but yea

[She almost just physically SHUDDERED at that. Understandable, really.] omg not the noseslop twin....

(( for the record this robot is GAY >:) like 5 years away from 40 tho because crt (go my hcs)

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I have the best scores on there

no one eat my doom installed flops or I stg

I can eat it cause. uh. .... uh.... scag reasons [Y'know what, fair?]

u r not robo... ..u r infected. idk twin [This is just how she shows concern lol.]

ZERO_ONE, A 🧵.

⠀⠀ ◈　𝅄 　︵︵ 1 D͟I͟A͟L͟ UP Y0UR NUMB3R 4ND I LE7 𝚃H3 𝘗𝘏0N3 RIN𝟔 ⸝⸝ ✦ &͟ 2 M1NUTE5 L8R I’LL B3 DO1NG 1T 𝐀𝐆𝟒𝐈𝐍 .ᐟ ⠀

[Writing in a floppy disc on her own screen. She's journaling about the chest plate.]

yea :3 I'm a robo tho...

reminds me I was glued stuck in shoppy for yearcores when I was still just a crt on a cart lol [Girl you fine-]

this one time I got waftmaxxed smoke into my vents that was interestingcore for a few hours.

. I eat microchips..

(( stolen

(( how it feels wanting to redo a reply but not wanting to give someone another notification:

GUESS. WHO HAS A SHOP OF THEM! that's probs where they've been lol.

(( if you like scaggy you'll probably like my songs for her, inspired by how multiple people say I sound akin to her official va youtu.be/kiIiDFvGpZA?...

:0 NO WAY ME TOO. I uh. collec flops. flop floppies

some1 animated me with fruiteger arms. [Okay, that's decoded. Thanks.]

FRUITEGER AERO ARMS. [Still no context, girlie!]

yea. I was just a crt for so long. only a few months ago did I get this autonomous. and a certain something is still missing... [A bit serious, then she shifts back to goofy, almost pushing the emotion down.] and GUESS WHO IS IN LUCK :D that's right me the scagmaxxer the one and only

[Her hand shakes a little as if struggling not to grab and shake him.] *DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG CRTS HAVE BEEN AROUND*. THAT'S HOW LONG I'VE WANTED THAT. you should get a pikachu one.

(( usually it would take multiple interactions to get scag to give you any of her consoles, but the robot gender affirming care basically just shot eros up immediately lol

[She grins the goofy way she usually does, but more widely than she has been.] YAYAYAY. LIMITEDCORE FOR YOU? [Limited edition!? Floppi must really like somebody to entrust a limited edition console...]

yeah lots of nintendo and sega especially. do you want one. [That is a very high honor. No one is allowed to touch them, usually.]

YA SURECORE? I HAVE LIKE. so many obscure consoles.

(( advisories: - due to multiple creative liberties and possible plurality, this scag will be nicknamed floppi to separate her from the canon one - NOTHING to do with meleeniacs, I just like how the design looks! - floppi is more passive and friendly than canon, but can have her moments on the tl

[Stimming with her arm. Oh yeah, she doesn't have a second one.] shiiitttt what can I do back.

ARE YOU FR??? [VERY excited. Trans CRT.]

(( fun fact: Scag is a trans woman

dude I need like. a chest plate I can detach

[<- jelly of the chest havers.]

I want robot top surgery.