I did Costco today and then I had to stop at their ⛽ to fill'er up. Ei yi yi yi yi !

OMG, funnnnnn-y!

Do you ever wonder what tRump would say if he had to prove who "they" or "some people" are? And they cannot be his imaginary friends.

And don't forget how freaked out republicans are about the term Democrat/Socialist. A good "boo" will get them to pee their pants and cry for their mama's. They've seriously lost their way.

Orban and Trump want you to believe Ukraine’s fight “hopeless.” Wrong. Ukraine’s held off a bigger army for two years with brains, guts, and strategy. The only “miracle” is their courage. The only losers are the ones betting on Putin.

Fucking piece of shit.

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Huge wins this week mean we have to start talking about how we get even bigger wins next year… act.link/gi-shalm youtu.be/6hMDmr1GUzc

Gee, MAGAts are gonna have to remove their socks to figure that out. I seriously doubt that many of them get it yet. If you remember, even when *they* were dying of Covid, most still wouldn't wear a mask or get the vaccine. I'm so done with their determination to remain stupid.

Gym Jordan is kept around because he's a useful tool. Such a waste of oxygen.

The only thing that's down are his cognitive abilities. Ignorant and unaware, old POS.

Health and Human Services Secretary RFK Junior fled the Oval Office yesterday faster than he dumped a dead bear cub in Central Park.

Trump's 💩 show is soooo damn bad that MT Greene is pretending like she wasn't a Captain on the Crazypants Cruise in 2016, 2020, and 2024.

💯 correct!

Can we get a meme of MTG as a chameleon? That's what she's morphed into.

Are you telling me that card-carrying members of tRump's Deaf, Dumb and Blind Club are awakening to his bullshit? America needs millions more to join the exodus.

I wouldn't be surprised.

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I'm not crying 💗💗💗💗💗

tRump's GESTAPO always get paid first.

That statue behind tRump has more awareness of what's happening than he does.

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Where on earth does Dumbbell Duffy get his sage advice?

Gurl! You look hot in pleather! No seriously, you look hot...need a fan?

In all fairness, it was a salami sub, which we all know can be harder to convict. 🤭🙃🤣

The CN (Cartoon Network) had let this little chameleon on darned near every show. Word on the street is she's looking for a bigger office and because she's as much of an asshole as tRump, she's playing a game. Just wait.

Trump’s drunken prosecuting attorney Jeanine Pinot Grigio couldn’t get a conviction on Sandwich Guy even though there was a video of the incident AND he said “Yeah, I f*cking did it.” 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

A guy's butt can be a beautiful thing to behold but this 👇 just ruined it for me. Diaper Donnie

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Let's see what the 🍊💩head🤡 does. l.smartnews.com/p-6xliYiaY/k...

And, there aren't as many items on the dinner list. No wonder it's "cheaper".

This is fucking sick. l.smartnews.com/p-6xlmvbna/W...

It's only golden for those who party at Mar A Lardo.

My new nickname for MTG is chameleon.

They got the title just a smidgen wrong. It should read: Piece (of Fried Chicken) Prize

RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES

Now there's some smart, good-looking guys!

The sandwich must've been good, not something I often say about Subway.

Sounds about right.

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While the republicans are busy sexual molesting children, parading scantily clad women in giant martini glasses at parties, they still have time to be in your bedroom and dictate which gender you are allowed to identify with. But I'll be damned if they can open Congress and feed the hungry.

Does anyone know what happened to the offending footlong?

When called on by his teacher to give his book report, little Donnie just stood there...

Aren't you glad he wasn't a math teacher, let alone a physician? Oh shit, we're in bigger trouble than we thought 😳

I'm so happy for the sandwich!

The 2 week countdown starts now. Remember his promises during his first term to produce a better healthcare plan than Obama's ACA? I'm sure it's gonna be the same thing with this. Don't hold your breath and don't buy your drugs from a grifter. Just saying.

Sean Dunn should never have been charged. Glad all of this bologna is over with. Now who's up for a Firehouse footlong? l.smartnews.com/p-6xiUxDfW/u...

They never miss!

You know how he's always projecting...so I think that this has a good possibility of happening. 🤞