If you still thought Gollum was going to turn good after Shelobs cave, you might just be in a toxic relationship.

We shouldn't be divided by political parties. We should be divided by who cried when King Theodon gave his rousing pre-battle speech and who didn't.

Remembering the time my mum asked to read a novel I had written. When I went to see how she liked it, she had fallen asleep on it, drool pooling on Page 1.

i hate when my stomach growls... just eat the fat oh my god

it’s okay to be broke as shit with no ambition or steady trajectory of life and ugly too

I'm too old to be this poor, I have no recovery years left.

I need smart, funny people to gather around me like a warm, comforting womb and influence my smooth brain. I like: All the things. About me: Flakey, boring, insufferable honk laugh, not particularly intelligent, cancels last minute. #promosky

Ew, someone saw my natural dopey mouth breather expression before I was able to change it.

Can someone other than me please clean my gross house?

I just signed - will you join me? our.actionstation.org.nz/petitions/ka...