Just judge me. Explaining myself is too much effort wasted, me telling you why my life works for me and you just stand there and hear what you want

Imagine that two guy’s came at a once physically and psychologically abused man because he dared to say that not all men are abusers. Yeah, I blocked them afterwards because I’m a real man and I don’t argue with lowlife’s online

“I was born in the 1900’s” is technically correct, but it still sounds wrong

What if you put a smile on your face despite everything that tried to take it off?

Caring about someone’s sexual preferences is like being triggered that I put rocket on pizza. Adding a little pepper doesn’t hurt you and I like it, now shh

Being single means that I get to speak my love language (cooking) and eat a whole block of tofu. (58.6g protein, 222g carbs and 24g Fibre)

Mopping floors in your house is much more exciting if you do it in a thong while listening to ABBA, it doesn’t matter how straight or uptight you are. Trust me, I post this about to commit to it

I have such a strong South East London (gravely) accent, that when I was using speech to text and said “right”, Siri assumed I said “riot”. Fair enough, I sound rough but I’m not gonna kick your doors in

The whole statement is, “curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction bought it back”, it wasn’t intended to be a warning to stop being curious, but instead it was about taking risks and surviving them

The worst prison in the world is a home without peace.

After a break up, your body goes through a dopamine withdrawal. Our brains don’t like things to be unfinished, so don’t try to not think about them or you prolong the pain. Acknowledge why you are thinking about them and let go. You will activate your prefrontal cortex and therefore activate choice

I see you’re very committed to your current level of understanding

We take Relationship advice from people who are not in a successful relationship, we hear how to get rich from people who are not rich, we are told how you should be a parent from a person who has taken care of a child for half an hour. Know your worth and also know who you’re listening to

One day, someone is gonna hug you so tight that all your broken pieces will stick back together

Call your man “Big boy”, it will make those cheeks rosey

In the end they both lost. She lost the man who would’ve stuck with her through thick and thin, and never given up on her and he lost the person who was before he met her

Tell your men, the important ones, that you’re right there, it’s okay and you’re not going anywhere. That’s all we wanna hear

I’m the son who had to grow up before I was ready. I’m the brother who kept it from falling apart when no one else could. The guy who left pieces of myself while trying to be everything for everyone. The Dad who gave up his dreams just to keep others alive.

Are you committed to being right in the argument or right in the solution?

I want someone who needs to be picked up and carried home from the pub because of too much alcohol. That’s someone I can stay sober for… because I’ve got to take care of, not because I need a reason

I couldn’t even walk upstairs at one point, my brain injury stopped me, but now… I can do it after many drinks. That’s progress

You can’t grow in the same place that made you rot

This is a Cordyline Australis, also known as a Cabbage Tree. I would love to have one in the garden but the winds can reach 50 miles an hour and we are detached, so it would have to be supported.

Spilt coffee down my beige trousers after putting them on 10 minutes before, it’s safe to say that today’s going well

How am I supposed to trust people when so many people have broken my trust?

I walked away because they were too busy finding faults in me while I was too busy overlooking theirs

I might not ask for help, but I’ll never forget who offered

He had to lie to people to make them like you and you have to lie to people to make them dislike him

A true man unbuttons his jeans to sit down, I don’t make these rules, I just happen to follow them

Thanks Cal

I love having just one glass of wine, that satisfies me

One of the hardest pills I’ve had to swallow this year, is meaning absolutely nothing to people who meant the absolute world to me

Move on, you’re another woman’s dream guy

Just a little doodle before bed. Everything’s a mess. We’re all messes. But we gotta love each other anyway. Love is the only thing that’s gonna save us. #artsky

Well, how do you do?

“Boundaries govern you, not the other way around.” I haven’t thought about it like that

Don’t worry, I’ll be fine, but I still can’t climb the mountains of my mind

People don’t fake depression, they fake being okay. Remember that.

The single most common cause of death in men under 50 in the UK is suicide. This trend has been consistent since mid 1990s, with men account accounting for approximately 3/4 of suicide deaths.

I just heard that it is a flex to say you got help. To say that people believe in you so much they put their time and effort into helping you achieve. I hope I never forget that

Norah Vincent, who lived as a man for 18 months for her book Self-Made Man, experiencing significant mental distress that some link to her later medically assisted suicide in 2022

No man or woman should ever have to compete in a relationship. If they’re not at the top of your list, it’s simple… Stop wasting their time and let them find someone who will put them there

Gonna wear a kilt to my sisters wedding, so that’s exciting

I know it might be wrong but

The single most common cause of death in men under 50 in the UK is suicide. This trend has been consistent since mid 1990s, with men account accounting for approximately 3/4 of suicide deaths.

Dory, Luna and all of the other delirious characters in stories who don’t take life seriously are my inspiration

Just enjoy your life

The future is here

Life didn’t give us lemons, we gave us lemons. A citron and a bitter orange were used