WHO KEEPS STEALING MY EGGS? THIS IS THE THIRD TIME THIS WEEK I HAVE TO GO TO THE STORE BECAUSE THEY KEEP ON DISAPPEARING.

HE SHALL ENTER THE CONCERT, FILLED WITH THRASHING RAGE. HE PLANS TO RIP HIS FACE OFF AND THROW IT AT THE STAGE.

QUAKECON TOMORROW.

DON'T FORGET. A NEW DAY MEANS A NEW FOUNTAIN TO SEAL.

WHO THE HELL IS ROUXLS KAARD AND WHY ARE PEOPLE SAYING I LOOK LIKE HIM

HOW MANY HUMANS (THE ONE FROM THE PROPHECY) ARE THERE HERE? WHICH ONE IS THE REAL ONE?

WHAT THE FUCK IS THE KNIGHT DOING ON STEAM

REPLACE THE F IN "TOBY FOX" WITH A C

FRIEND INSIDE ME

CAN THIS ANNOYING DOG GET OFF OF MY TABLE I AM TRYING TO WRITE

I HAVE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT @braveaxebuster.bsky.social IS A BITCHASS MOTHERFUCKER (A THREAD)

THE DEER WILL WATCH FROM THE CHAIR

IT TOOK ME NINE YEAREALS TO COLLECT THE CEREALS

DO NOT FALL FOR TONY'S TRICKS

THE SERPENT SHALL GROW THE BEARD

THE BUNKER DOES NOT HAVE BLACKJACK AND HOOKERS

THE OLD MAN WILL SAY “I AM MOTHERFUCKING” AND THEN “GERSON BOOM”

THE BEST END WILL OCCUR IF THE BIRD FINDS HIS DEMISE

THE TRUCKS FORCE WAS UNSTOPPABLE

☠︎⚐︎👌︎⚐︎👎︎✡︎ 🕈︎✋︎☹︎☹︎ 🕆︎☠︎👎︎☜︎☼︎💧︎❄︎✌︎☠︎👎︎ ❄︎☟︎✋︎💧︎ 👌︎🕆︎❄︎ 🏱︎✌︎🏱︎✡︎☼︎🕆︎💧︎ ✋︎💧︎ ❄︎☟︎☜︎ 😐︎☠︎✋︎☝︎☟︎❄︎

THE WIFI IN THE BUNKER SUCKS

TO SAVE THE WORLDS, OUR HEROES MUST COMPLETE THEIR PROJECT

THE SKELETON FOUND OTHER WAYS TO SCORE

THIS EXPERIMENT SEEMS VERY VERY INTERESTING