"Strength potion experiment resulted in hours of pleasurable rhythmic twitching without climax, possible rebrand as auto-edging potion." #ffxivnsfw | #xivnsfw | #gposersnsfw | #ffxivlewds

Sometimes you get some really fucking stupid ads...

Vala has difficulty and keeps unmarked potions on her to help supress urges, close friends know what's going on but strangers are none the wiser. Only downside is when they wear off the urges become almost impossible to resist.

Vala naturally does the "cat like" talk like that one Miqo NPC does (and pretty much all Mithra from XI). She is deliberate with her words as she gets embarrassed by it, but it tends to come through when comfortable with company or stressed.

The sites were 5chan scrapers, nothing of value was lost.

After yesterday's kerfuffle, I hope people are grown up enough to update their opinions when new information comes to light. Admittedly I also overreacted sharing outdated information.

vamp x honey #nsfw

To date, three FFs have broken the lv99 cap, FFVIII was the first with a lv100 cap, and it was only after the FFXIV crossover did FFXV increase the level cap from 99 to 120. Assuming no level squish, it won’t be until 10.0 when FFXIV takes over with the highest achievable level of 130.

Local arcades used to have a 2x4 linked cabinet setup of Daytona USA, old farts in the room, do you remember it as Rolling Start or Raring Start? youtu.be/0o2aLTDiIjE or youtu.be/hlH38VR50A4

Vala Cadocan, 5 star Physical/Holy element Passive: Effectiveness of damage modifiers from and to Vala are halved.

this trope belongs to Barret Wallace

Estinien. Just Estinien, we all know that man took 20 ranks of the Lone Wolf trait.

I've said it before, but if you see me using a mod made by a problematic creator please let me know. I have zero interest in promoting shitbag human beings.

Vamp Fatale. Originally thought about drawing all Heavyweight fighters, but I think I only have vibe for Lindwurm - at some point. #ffxiv #ff14 #ffxivart

カ🤖ロソフト風アルカディア闘士たち(※ファンアートです)

One of the worst part about Microslop Copilot is they already had a tool called Copilot. It's an accessibility tool that allows multiple controllers to be mapped as a single input device, only issue is it only works with official XBox controllers.

Randomly remembering the time in ARR my friend somehow got on to Ifrit Hard as miner. So I turned it into a PLD glamour.

今度こそみんなお疲れさまでした！！

-The Arcadion- Wicked Thunder #FF14 #FFXIV

Vala uses bulky and stalling mons mostly. Some she likes to swap in at times include: Ceruledge Corviknight (GMax) Sirfetch'd Skarmory

Why am I only now discovering that Tom Morello cameoed in Star Trek? Twice.

Reminder that if a product or service is "free", your information is the product.

Obligatory abs. #ffxivnsfw | #xivnsfw | #gposersnsfw | #ffxivlewds | #elezen

Forgot auto processing only understands human skin tones, reuploaded.

Trying to talk myself out of spending £5.75. Failing. #elezen

Vala when she drinks a strength potion out of combat.

Moonlit #ffxivnsfw | #xivnsfw | #gposersnsfw | #ffxivlewds

If Vamp shows up to work with a broken wrist, you know what happened. #ffxivnsfw | #xivnsfw | #gposersnsfw | #ffxivlewds

Dead internet theory, quite literally in this case.

I apparently play minesweeper, badly.

Uber support be like: Fast inaccurate bot Slow inaccurate human 2-3 more replies before they’re even on the same continent as your issue Promise of resolution within 48hr 5 days later, same problem

Not looked at TS servers in an extremely long time, but a 10 slot server costs less than one nitro sub.

Willem Dafoe as Kefka, change my mind.

Vala finds the practice of gifting a dead plant to show one's affection rather odd, but accepts it as it's the intent that matters. She'd rather have a meal, watch a show, or a... night you'll never forget. So yeah, she's a Netflix and chill kinda girl.

Shale #ff14

Even if the information is IN GAME people aren't going to pay attention if SE announce NPCs are under age. Urianger announced that Elezen don't even hit their growth spurt until like 20, people still do freaky shit with the twins as their child models.

#FF14 #FFXIV

Had quite a few in game ask why my RPR is in tank glam. Hopefully this'll make it more obvious.

Imagine waking up in the middle of the night to what feels like endless, multiple orgasms. Vamp didn't have to imagine. #ffxivnsfw | #xivnsfw | #gposersnsfw | #ffxivlewds | #elezen

Alt text is a great feature, but want to know something dumb? A single image can hold 2000 characters of alt text, meaning one post can contain 8300 characters if it's abused. Why not just give us 8300 characters to use and have anything past 300 truncate unless expanded?

Vamp: “How long does this potion last? It feels like I’ve been on the edge for an hour!” Vala: “You’re the one saying frustration is part of the experience, also make sure you’re not in public when it wears off in about 2-3 days…” #ffxivnsfw | #xivnsfw | #gposersnsfw | #ffxivlewds

Smooch for Shale in Solution 9 💜 [ #alfonxzieart - #FFXIV | #FFXIVart ]

Bully her. #ffxivnsfw | #xivnsfw | #gposersnsfw | #ffxivlewds

There was a time the golden rule of the internet was “NEVER post personal information online.” Now ones who preached this are posting blurry geotagged selfies on Facebook.

NSFW shower thought: elemental orgasms. Fire: Explosive orgasm with little buildup. Earth: Long, slow, intense orgasms. Water: Squirts like a water fountain. Wind: Multiple orgasms / no recovery period. Ice: Little/no sensation, numb orgasm. Lightning: Orgasm aftershocks.

Shale and Melancholy

Every time I see Shale being put in high femme clothes I think back to that flashback cutscene in 7.3 where she looks like this

#ffxivnsfw | #xivnsfw | #gposersnsfw | #ffxivlewds Bonus points if said mirror is a magical simulacrum with sensory feedback.

Involuntary abdominal exercise. #ffxivnsfw | #xivnsfw | #gposersnsfw | #ffxivlewds