Say "thank you estrogen."

Halloween, 2014 First time in public as a woman. It was a friend's party, but a lot of folks there didn't know about me. One friend said to me "I'm disturbingly attracted to you." I replied "I'm justifiably appalled by you." The party had prizes for scariest costume & sexiest costume. I won both.

Tis the season...and omg I want those dresses! youtu.be/c2v3Ej7z46E?...

I dunno. 2? 3, maybe?

I am so vain that I suck in my belly for x-rays.

“It’s amazing what happens when you make stuff up!” —My pastor in our “Bible Study for Nerds” session*. *And yes, he was discussing the Bible.

Quote with some dangerous women art 🔥 Yes, It’s me. You have no idea how dangerous I can be. BTW the first photo is currently on display at the George Eastman Museum of Photography.

Hello there, fellow gender variants! Please help my friend Mae if you can.,)

Last week: M: His numbers are tanking! The Epstein thing won't go away! A: We need a distraction. Something we can blame on the libs. G: Let's make a martyr for the cause. Who's expendable? A: What about that kid with the big head?

Why can you never find a hand turned garden dibble when you need one?

"I think empathy is a made up New Age term that has done a lot of damage." - Charlie Kirk That's a thing he said.

I made this a while back and posted it but I guess I should post it again.

Show me an image on your phone that has your energy but is not a selfie

Slightly diminish a band: Tony! Toni!

Slightly diminish a band: YYPretty darn good

Slightly diminish a band: OK Wait

Slightly diminish a band: Little Foot

“ I hope you get hit by a cement truck, and taste your own blood before you die.”

Does Bull Durham count? It's a movie about sex disguised as a baseball movie. Also I lurrrved what Annie Savoy was wearing in this scene. I was pissed that we didn't see more of her in it. There were no clues. youtu.be/mn5crhTusSA?...

A poem by me, Foof the Cat: Grey morn Grey mourn Autumnal light Creeps back, the night Fall rain falls All things stall Yet I’m still here I persevere By licking my butthole ‘Til the human feeds me

Ruin a book by adding “Tom Clancy’s” to the title

The old man is snoring

post your dream ride

I had bugs & bees & monarchs & moths all hanging out in my front garden today. But the bees made me the happiest

Drop some hats Then pick them up Jam them back on your noggin Mumble “stoopid hat” Take selfie

Oh hai Busy week last week. Spoke the words of Susan B Anthony for a film, enjoyed the last days of lilies, Hung out w/the ghost of Phillip Seymour Hoffman, and was in a photo shoot. How about you?

Human stuff sucks right now. Here's a cat demanding attention. Hope this helps a little bit.

If you’re a fan of not hearing me, help me make my fundraising goal and I’ll shut up. To donate or buy tickets: linktr.ee/penny_sterling

age verification? I was one* of the madly screaming voices you heard in the background of the Frampton Comes Alive double album, because I saw him on the tour where they recorded the album. *possably one

Dirty Rotten Scoundrels

I’m having breakfast with my youngest son & his girlfriend on Friday. It’s my first time meeting her. I asked him: “I have 2 questions: 1. How much does she know about me? 2. Any dietary restrictions? More than half the people my kids date/marry are some flavor of vegetarian/vegan” This followed:

Let's see your before and after pics, bluesky

COME SEE MY SHOW I CRAVE ATTENTION

We didn't start the fire's not even in the top 10. youtu.be/HXvki5MKPAI?...

Are you tired of seeing these weird little videos and hope that they'll stop when I perform my fundraiser and I'll go back to being a reply girl? Me neither.

Do you ever wonder what it’s like to see me tell a story while I’m pedaling a bike? Me too! You can find out yourself by coming to CRISP on Thursday July 31st at 7 to see me Mounting Washington! Tickets are available at the door but they’re selling fast on Venmo too! Come join me on my adventure!!

My newest mug!

If y'all are anywhere near Rochester next week COME SEE MY SHOW! It's a fundraiser for my show in NYC!

“Your PFP is your therapist” Damn but she has great style

A Midsummer Night’s Dream That’s my son on the far right. See the resemblance?

Friday Evening, I told a story at REVOLT ROC, and my friend @boyjr.bsky.social was there too! We make the faces!

In 1978 I took Lynne Redgrave to dinner.

If you’re seeing this, drop an old pic of yourself that you still love (or don’t, our friendship is not conditional)

Repost w/ an old pic you still love This was 2009, on a Saturday. The kids & I drove down to Letchworth Park. I had my Nikon, and Zoë asked if she could take a few pics. I gave her the camera. She turned and took this pic of me, and handed it back to me. "You're never in the pictures," she said.

Artists, Show me your most popular piece! (Performance Art)

if one more person calls me or anyone else — including zionists — a “zio” for literally any reason, i am going to actually scream. that is not an academic term or a shorthand safe to use. it is literally nazi slang popularized by white supremacists. please do not use that language. anywhere.

Artists, show me your most popular piece! (Graphic art) This one is “Electrocoochie”

Artists, show me your most popular piece! (Photograph) This is called “Sam Nordquist is Dead”