Magic Firepit tonight. My sweet friend Charli asked if he could use my place for a potluck dinner for him & his queer friends, and we ate in the backyard around the firepit. It was a really lovely evening. And even though I’m older than any three of them combined, I didn’t feel TOO out of place!😄

ONE!! ONE FAVORITE VAMPIRE! AH-AH-HAHHHH!!!

Best film adaptation of The Odyssey, wrong answers only.

Hey, ipsa this, you pissy little bitch!

Best film adaptation of The Odyssey, wrong answers only It’s not a film, and honestly I’m not sure it’s the >wrong< answer, but it’s the first thing that came to mind:

A compassionate Conservative

From side one: “Once I smiled a smile so rare Loved a girl with golden hair…” Side two/ “Bilbo! Bilbo Baggins! Only three feet tall! Bilbo! Bilbo Baggins! (the) Greatest little hobbit of them all!”

I came here to chew gum & sing karaoke & I’m all out of gum but the queue is like 25 singers long I guess what I’m saying is can I borrow some gum

The only difference between the rich and dragons is: The rich actually exist

Estrogen? I’m a big fan.

Two very close One very far away #photography

All my life I've been waiting for someone, and when I find her... She's a fish.

boymoding

One of the reasons my favorite coffee shop is my favorite is because of its landscaping. Don’t get me wrong, they serve delicious coffee and amazing food, too, plus it’s a bookstore. But there’s 10 book stores and 12 coffee shops within a 1.5 mile radius of my house. This one is the prettiest

Not a transgender woman Not a drag queen.

Not a transgender woman Not a drag queen.

It takes a special kind of fanatic to believe Trump could’ve been an astronaut and a major league ballplayer, but refuse to believe 24 women with first-hand knowledge that he’s a rapist and a pedophile.

The Legend of Bagger Grogu

Butch Cassidy & the Sundance Grogu

The Cook, the Thief, His Wife, and Her Grogu

Big Trouble in Little Grogu

Post sunset looking northeast #photography

Cute & casual today! This was the third time I’ve worn makeup this month. I love wearing makeup but I don’t need to wear it to feel comfortable in public anymore.

Post a random cool car photo you took on another year, with no explanation.

A question for all of my hard boiled egg-heads out there: how do you slice them? A: Around the equator (coin-shaped) B: Pole-to-pole (ovoid) C: I just chomp ‘em down whole. Sometimes I don’t even peel ‘em! D: Chop ’em into bits and make a salad E: Eww.

A lil birb in my rock garden verge -or- American Robin (in front of the house) -or- Turdus migratorius (Arca Venditoria) Shot with an iPhone 17 10x zoom, one-handed, with a mug of San Francisco Bay Fog Cutter coffee in my other hand.

POB (Proof of Breakfast) 04/28/26 #photography #food

Stuff from my neighborhood over the past two weeks #photography #Rochester

Closeups of my Sunday, in mo particular order.

Why are you trans? (Wrong answers only) I lost a bet.

Not me thinking this was designed to get him the fux outta there before he does or says something even more unhinged and deranged than usual. THAT would never happen, of course.

Just Foof being foofy on a #Caturday Also, I have no idea why the black levels and chroma are varying on these pics #Photography

Jump in de line Shake your body in time

Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Wars/Trek, HP, LOTR, Marvel.

Team elephants

#photography #photo #art

Me: What’s the weirdest lyric you’ve ever misheard? Like, you know it’s wrong, but you can’t figure out what it really is? You: Oh! Interesting question! I’d say… Me: Haha yeah here’s mine: The Creedence Clearwater Revival song “Sweet Hitchiker?” It STILL sounds like “Sweet Jascha Heifetz” to me.

I’ve spent the last 3 hours drinking coffee, amusing my cat & editing photos on my porch while I tried to plan my day, then I realized what I want to do today is drink coffee, amuse my cat, & edit photos.

Me, six minutes apart. The only difference is BB cream A lil bit of concealer A lil bit of brightener A lil bit of blush Eyeliner Mascara Lipstick Eyeglasses And I turned my body 45 degrees, my neck 45 more, tilted my head, raised the lens above my eye line, and raised one eyebrow. #transgender

Hello my NYS Queerdos! Attend if you can! "Hi! "It’s Kiran from NEW Pride Agenda. We’re hosting a statewide virtual town hall, From Care to Action: How We’re Advancing LGBTQ+ Rights in New York, to share how community voices from across the state are shaping real legislation this session.

DOOR DASH DUDE: Here’s your order, Mister President! DJT: Ooh, Mac tonight! Come to papa you sweet young things (walks away) DDD: Um, can I get a tip? DJT: The best way to get out of trouble is to start more trouble. DDD: No, I meant money for the deliv [door slams shut]

Thanks, Mae! I’m also going to be performing this show this summer in at least one mid-American metropolitan area, so anything we don’t spend for the NYC shows will be used for my summer performances! And if you donate in any amount I will send you the link to my show recording when it’s available!

RGB Cat 1 RGB Cat 2 #photography #cat

Two of The Foof and one of the sky #photography

We all have work shoes. But do you have DON’T work shoes? These are mine #PFFlyers