Please help end the suffering – give generously to the United Succotash Fund

Ripley: “How long after we’re declared overdue can we expect a rescue?” Hicks: “Seventeen days.” Hudson: “Seventeen days?? Hey man, I don’t wanna rain on your parade, but we’re not gonna last seventeen HOURS!” Bishop: “Sorry about your parade, but brace yourself for more rain...” 🫤

Ben Kenobi: “In my experience, there’s no such thing as luck.” Yeah, Luke being at your place when the stormtroopers showed up at his house was just good planning... 🙄

There are 4 types of guys online. no exceptions.

Name a villain you sympathize with.

Post your favorite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.

Four Lunches and a Funeral #AddLunchRuinAMovie

This lady in a red dress said she'd hit me like a lead pipe, in the Conservatory. Do you think that's a cluephemism?

Change a letter, make a singer/band less appealing: Paul McCartney & Wangs

We’ll send a card and flower... saying it’s a mistake

World Kindness Day.

You’d better organize against management. They’re organized against you.

Goon a movie: “The Big Lagoonski”

TFW you're listening to electronica and you can't tell whether that sound is part of the mix or it's just your stomach growling.

“Now Jerome.... yes!” 🙋‍♂️

When I accidentally open the front camera...

You're at Master I need you at Blaster

Repost with an iconic fictional band

Me, after I try to flirt

SUPPORT SMALL ARTISTS

Just a brief PSA: the expression is "tell me without saying it," NOT “tell me without telling me” e.g. “tell me you’ve never golfed before, without saying you’ve never golfed before.” Sorry, this mistake always grates on me!

Fiona Apple Crumble

"Employees must smile if less than 10 feet from a customer."

Share a TV series from the 1960s you love

If someone asks for your opinion in a meeting, throw back your head and shout “AH HA HA, FOOLISH MORTALS!”

If you see this post egg 🍳

A Ford-only junkyard named 'Dearborn Departed'

Patriot Missile, maybe. Something tells me you didn't think this one through, George.

“I could smell the onions and the mustard”

Narrator: “But Stormtrooper KE-829 never did get to see the new BT-16.”

Tagging @frankconniff.bsky.social and @tracebeaulieu.bsky.social

A movie you've seen more than 7 times with a GIF

Just another sad commentary on the world we now live in. I visited a college library, and it was not open to the public. The doors are locked at institutions of higher learning.

Post something random and you'll have an awful November

I have to say, I really don’t care for biopics. They are mostly cheesy, melodramatic, overacted, cherry-picked caricatures of the celebrities they claim to celebrate, focusing mostly on the negative and playing up interpersonal conflict without really digging below the surface. Just FYI!

I just found out NaNoWriMo is defunct. 😕 But you can still write a novel in November! Nothing can stop you. 🤓📖

Drop something PINK 💄 🎀 🖤 🌸 👙

Damn your earworm! Now I have to listen to “Thriller” to rinse it out...

If you see this, quote with a robot that isn't from "Star Wars", "Star Trek", "Doctor Who", or "Transformers". 🤖

Watching educational videos but like a zombie. 🧟‍♂️

The question on all our minds: Is she a sweet woman from the city, or a woman from Sweet City? www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mqdf...

I dreamt that I was working delivery (on an adult tricycle) for “GrebGrub,” a company that “uses only ethically sourced tobacco.” 👀

“Business is a good game—lots of competition and a minimum of rules. You keep score with money.” – Nolan Bushnell

Change one letter, ruin a candy Demonheads

Name a Happy Song. www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVcp...

Change one letter, ruin a candy. Milky Wad

In a sluggish economy Inflation, recession Hits the land of the free Standing in unemployment lines Blame the government For hard times We just get by However we can We all gotta duck When the shit hits the fan

If you see this, post a vampire that isn’t Dracula.

One State, Two State Red State, Blue State

Brian: “It’s like Robin Hood, you see? We stole from the rich to give to the poor.” Sister Superior: “Who are you going to give this money to?” Brian: “Us. We’re poor.”