Can’t. I’m riding on the Escalator of Life.

Can’t. I’m letting it whip.

Happy belated birthday (2/9) to Jim J. Bullock “Prince Valium”!

Interviewer: “Your résumé says you have 5 years experience with ‘Delta Co.’ What do they do?” Me: “Oh, that should be Del Taco.” 😐

SUPER DEFORMED MODE!

Klondike Kat! (Actually I don't remember much of the show... but it has sentimental value because my great uncle voiced it)

Keeping Up with the Real World Housewives of the Jersey Shore Dynasty Who Got Talent

Remember those Obama-era gun nuts? 👀

An antique is something that kills ques dead.

I mean, almost everything they are doing we literally fought a war over 250 years ago.

Who up ending they childhood?

I’m sure a lot of people bought this set because of all the ’80s hits, but damn there is a lot of filler! Maybe 20-25 songs I never heard once in the ’80s. Maybe because I was too young to go clubbing, and didn’t live in England?

Who up Counting they Monte Cristos?

👋😊

Drop an album that was important to you when you were 19

I was pissing on the desert sands When the desert whispered to me It said, “isn’t this a shame? Things will never be the same.”

“Africa” by Toto. I swear, sometimes it’s playing in my head and I turn on the car radio and they’re playing it.... again....

Who up Twisting they Oliver?

Somehow it reminds me of this Charles Babbage quote...

🤑

I would love you even if you said “chase lounge.”

I would love you even if you said “a whole nother thing.”

I know some people love Valentine’s Day, but for me it just brings back painful memories of having to give a cheap little generic Valentine card to EVERYONE in the class, so that no one would feel left out. 🙄

Who up catching they rye?

“I was in the supermarket, I was at one of the new ‘self-service’ tills...you know, the ones with the two extra members of staff hanging around?” – Bill Bailey

Post a comic cover you love.

More like 5,000... 😜

Reading a paperback for Ballantine’s Day.

Quentin Crisp is the Noel Coward of Truman Capotes.

There is a pestilence upon this land. Nothing is sacred. Even those who arrange and design shrubberies are under considerable economic stress at this period in history.

The Pointer Sisters - “Fire”

Stay Up Late www.youtube.com/watch?v=imWn...

Space Age Love Song

Just One Kiss

I keep hoping Holly will pop up on my screen and say “April Fools! Trump never existed...it was me all along!”

Me, seeing a picture of NYC skyline: “Oh, after the new WTC, they built another building taller than the Empire State Building!” Wikipedia: “There are now seven.”

Age is not important. What matters is that you are good, smart, honest. We have far too many old people in government who are bad, stupid, corrupt liars.

Why would they suspect him of anything just because he had a shovel and a bag of limes in his trunk?

Sex is great and all, but have you ever shot down party balloons with an anti-drone laser?

A southerner visits France: «Comment y’allez-vous?»

I don’t really know what I expect in posting this, but maybe some people see it and can learn from it. I’ll call it “lessons from an unwilling immigration attorney.” 1/

Take me down to the very nice city Where the girls are green, and the grass is pretty! 🎶

“By the way, which one’s Pink?”

Exactly, the Constitution doesn't grant rights, it protects rights that everyone has inherently. The notion that non-citizens or people outside the borders of the US don't have the same rights as US citizens is shameful and un-American!

If you don't give a shit about the American people and our Constitutional rights to vote, to free speech, free press, freedom to assemble and protest, religion, privacy, due process, fair trial, security in our homes from unwarranted searches, etc. then what exactly are you “protecting,” Pam?