Generosity starts with you!

By then there will be a longer line.

Completely true, darn it.

I always laugh at articles that promise to reveal "unwritten rules".

With an error margin of 0.27 doctors.

Can we (or our kids!) learn something from these stories? Yes, but only if they read them. Basic subscriptions are free on the web site, and this will be one of the stories on Friday.

First. But then it's OK to think for others if they pay you enough.

True healing is hard. If you're really lucky, you have someone to help you do it.

She couldn't just say she was buying a gift?

So many can relate. So many.

Really: sometimes the obliviots are absolutely hilarious.

Nice try, pal.

If you don’t use AI regularly, maybe sit back and watch. Me, I mostly use cGPT, and I consider it male: it clings stubbornly to an opinion, even making up reasons for why it’s true. When I point out that it’s absolutely wrong, it agrees and reframes ...and then clings stubbornly to its new opinion.

Well what did they expect?!

The ultimate leverage.

As usual.

What would you add to this list?

Sunday Reading - When nerds give This is True compliments. A short laugh from my blog in 2001.

Even 😂

Wow, mom. Wow.

Clever, but what a lazy meme-maker! 生日快乐 translates to “Happy birthday.” What would YOU have had the orange say?

Good advice for all of you who need to drive on snot and ice this week. Be careful out there!

Reminds me of the concrete guy who did my garage.

Or your kids'.

I kept waiting until he gave me a raise.

Tony is continuing to send me items from his collection, so this will be a series for at least a while.

The Man with the Golden Pun. Absolutely spectacular, from the Times of London this week.

The latest Honorary Unsubscribe: Switzer was the last one. The story in 3 minutes.

(Shhh! Don't tell anyone, but it's almost a certainty.)

Pretty accurate.

For easy steps to learning history!

Low-cost AND effective! But dang are they hard to set up.

In a good way.

Vicious!

I'm unhappy this got out, but I can finally admit why I so suddenly sold my house and moved away ...and have to keep moving ...and have water barriers involved. I *think* I'm pretty safe now.

This is True is about thinking ...and being entertained by those who don't. Like this guy from this week's newsletter. This obliviot now has a felony charge while still a teen, and the sheriff has a GREAT question. Basic subscriptions free at the web site.

Heck, it can even make you money! In fact it turned into a good career for me.

Mmmmmmm... real maple syrup.

A friend got this souvenir during a visit to Crabonale. What's amazing: I got the EXACT same one when I visited Crabelona!

And there are SO many of them.

Pretty simple, really.

OK, that's just freaking hilarious.

It's OK to leave the obliviots behind.

And when they do think, they're probably not thinking about you.

But it IS why they're still in business after all this time.

I laughed. TRUE story: the Grammy awards are made in Ridgway, Colo., where I recently moved from. There I found Milli Vanilli's award on a shelf. Turns out the Academy didn't know what to do with it once it was rescinded, so they sent it back to the factory. So I have touched it with my own hand. 😂

Sunday Reading - My first major rant about Zero Tolerance ...in 1999! It got worse after that.

Not to mention the Witnesses don't want to swear an oath in court! 😇

Was this post necessary? Nah... but it's still amusing.

Man... that spammer is REALLY forgetful. I'll be SURE to not buy anything from him!