All right, which one were YOU responsible for?

Heinlein, 1 of 2.

The problem isn't that this is a joke, and a weird one at that. The problem is it takes a moment to decide it IS a joke. Face it: it's *plausible* for there to be some nutjob out there spewing stuff like this for real.

Sunday Reading - That time two humor sites had a war, and convinced a thousand obliviots to report the problem to the 'Internet Police'. April Fools all, from 1999.

“Why I Subscribe”: 2 of 10. Share if you subscribe, and maybe say *why* when you share it.

A LOT more people should be in therapy.

Cheap date.

"This is a robbery." "But sir, this is a BLOOD bank!" "You heard me."

It all started with checking my email....

Whatever.

Mom's no fool, and those are decent rules.

Life's little lessons.

“Why I Subscribe”: 1 of 10. Share if you subscribe, and maybe say *why* when you share it.

Sometimes climbers conquer Mt. Everest, sometimes Mt. Everest conquers them.

Ultrasound has gotten a lot better.

Wait... a FUN Honorary Unsubscribe? Yep. A little sad, but mostly sweet. Meet Pockets.

Yep, that works for me. (Yay Delta! Other airlines should join them.)

Bang.

But still a good boy!

It's depressing to see how many friends click Like on the stupidest things. That means Facebook shows them more stupid things. Click Like on smart things, and you'll see more intelligent stuff! (First posted on FB 12 years ago this month.)

11:00 a.m. (Colorado time) series: Restroom signs 11 of 11. I saved the weirdest for last.

Ricardo Montalbán in Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan. Khan liked to quote Melville.

Jean was no simpleton.

The Modern American Retirement Plan. We could have had flying cars, but instead....

11:00 a.m. (Colorado time) series: Restroom signs 10 of 11. And you thought you'd never need Jr. High science!

It’s OK to step back and work to impress yourself instead.

I can relate.

Includes such old hits as Paradox, Lotus-123, ccMail, MS Money, and my fave, Gazelle file manager, which was awesome. (I already knew of their existence, but a friend pointed this out in a way that I thought I’d repeat for a winder audience.)

11:00 a.m. (Colorado time) series: Restroom signs 9 of 11. Close lid before flushing.

And again, and again, and again, and....

As it was written in the Book of Hebrews.

Sunday Reading - You wanna piece of me?! When an obliviot doesn't learn the first time ...and then claims to be a hero(!!?!) From my blog in 2010.

11:00 a.m. (Colorado time) series: Restroom signs 8 of 11. Must be a bar.

Listen to Einstein: think about it before you believe it!

Maybe Lowe's isn't the best place to develop your dream bathroom.

I wish there was a gender-neutral term for "statesmen", but it's such a rare concept there just isn't one. A pity.

11:00 a.m. (Colorado time) series: Restroom signs 7 of 11. It'sa Mario!

He even brought flowers!

I'd wear it if the cat wore mine.

The latest Honorary Unsubscribe: What do you do when you’re still in school and get a terminal diagnosis? Live — and help others do the same. That’s what Leah Stavenhagen did, at least. The story is worth your 3 minutes.

11:00 a.m. (Colorado time) series: Restroom signs 6 of 11. Illuminating.

It’s a conundrum I struggle with, because so many people are awesome …and so many are gibbering obliviots (and it’s hard to tell which is which sometimes).

We Rate Dogs rocks.

11:00 a.m. (Colorado time) series: Restroom signs 5 of 11. Exaggeration.

An absolutely true story that happened to me in April 2013. The sheriff back then was pretty cool.

About the only thing I happened to catch of the Oscars.

I'd really like it if this is actually true.

The Story of the Week shows how terrible the news media is at covering stories these days. There’s more about it in my blog: go.thisistrue.com/clickubate

11:00 a.m. (Colorado time) series: Restroom signs 4 of 11. I'm afraid to know what the similar one for women is! And I don't want to be anywhere near the 4th guy....

Part of an awareness campaign by British Columbia’s Ambulance Paramedics and Emergency Dispatchers.