I hear a lot of people are looking forward to my funeral too??

Isn’t it GREAT how me and my team can get away with this bribery?

Thank you, for your kind words! I’m the KING of emptiness.

Seems like a lot of people got INSPIRED by my “grab them by the p*ssy” statements.

Let’s agree it is a BEAUTIFUL crash. Love to see the extent of my power!

My apologies, it turns out to be more in the direction of 100 points… What an ACHIEVEMENT!

We are in this together, and together we are stronger.

JD Vance best watch this vid ‘cuz yesterday he bitched that his 3-yr-old was scared by a group of protesters shouting “Slava Ukraini.” The hypocrisy is staggering: This girl lost her leg in a Russian attack & is a symbol of the unyielding strength of the Ukrainian people who are fighting pure evil.

The three of us (and Rubio included btw) all have tiny d*cks. So we have to compensate you know? And to answer your question. No, we wouldn’t dare to of course. We only pick ‘polite’ and ‘honest’ allies.

Marco is very ENTHUSIASTIC puppy (a.k.a. puppet) that still has a little to learn. You can’t blame him for this!

I have my own definition of ‘peace through strength’: ABUSE your power to make the most vulnerable party surrender. Vlad thought it was a BRILLIANT idea. I’m just a puppet doing the execution..

As long as the fools keep believing me it’s ok.

We will make Tesla GREAT again (if not bankrupt by that time). Go Elon!!

Can’t get my head around it. Made a BEAUTIFUL ‘deal’ with old friend Vlad. Blackmailed Ukraine by stopping all aid to force them into this deal. And now Vlad is using the momentum to ‘pound’ Ukraine. Is this friendship or am I being betrayed by my ALMIGHTY master?

I think Vlad will IMMEDIATELY drop their weapons and surrender. Simple math.. you are fully cut of from weapon aid and intelligence vs. you get a couple more economic sanctions.

At least I kept my word once.

Image the nazi rocket guy Wernher von Braun also wrote a book about colonizing Mars. And he named the dictator of the colony Elon. You wouldn’t believe it right?

Sure, Vlad is not so fluent in English. So I offered to spread the b*llshit for him.

44 days, we are well on our way my friends!

It will come as no surprise to anyone to hear Elon Musk's AI chatbot Grok has declared that there is at least a 75 percent chance that President Donald Trump is a "Russian asset" who has been "compromised" by Russian President Vladimir Putin www.newsweek.com/elon-musks-c...

I just wanted to make sure there is ABSOLUTELY no sympathy or whatsoever left in the world for American policy making.

Elon demanded me to start making ‘collect calls’ to Russia.. because the telephone bill to the Kremlin is EXPLODING. Stupid wise guy.

LAST NIGHT WAS VERY VERY LENGTHY. I WILL TELL IT LIKE IT IS!

There comes a moment that every word of diarrhea that comes out of my mouth will make the S&P 500 drop 10 points. I’m a KING!

(1/3) It needs repeating: in 1994, Ukraine was persuaded to give up its nuclear weapons to Russia in return for the US, the UK, and Russia guaranteeing Ukraine’s sovereignty, security, and territorial integrity.

For the very few that still think we are in a DEMOCRACY and that we have been looking at fair elections.. THIS is what I do if you don’t worship me. It’s all about the new (Russian) NORMS and values. JD knows everything about it, my little brave puppet.

I LOVE to keep venting my aggression when the victim has already been humiliated. Makes me look so STRONG :)

Rubio, WTF! Make sure this will disappear!! Call it FAKE news, AI manipulation or WHATEVER. Otherwise Elon will let YOU vanish ok? And with that I don’t mean the way you tried to disappear in the coach in the Oval..

Who wouldn’t sell condo’s to Russian maffia in order to be successful? This guy is trying to smear me and my COLOSSAL real estate career..

Yes, but reportedly they lost the password Elon provided... so there are still some minor hiccups, but will be fixed ASAP I promise.

ELON!! You assured me it wouldn't be traceable. WTF! Is there anything you are capable of or?

There is only one person that is deciding when I should resign. And you have to approach him in Russian FYI.

JD Vance went skiing in Vermont. Protesters showed up. ⛷️🚫 Across the US, people took to the streets against the government and for Ukraine. 🇺🇦 From Times Square to Boston, Americans made their voices heard. 💙⚖️ #StandWithUkraine #HumanRights

I can tell you. I’m totally fed up with this annoying wise guy that thinks he’s bigger than me. But yeah, he did arrange it for me.. and now I can’t get rid of him in a decent way.

Twelve minutes and thirteen seconds of cold hard truths. Rachel Maddow connects the dots and presents the picture that no other US network has been able or willing to do. I call this bravery @Maddow.MSNBC.com 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 #Krasnov #RussianAsset youtube.com/watch?v=Zn9B...

WOW. After yesterday’s Oval Office ambush of President Zelensky, Haltbakk Bunkers, one of Norway’s leading marine fuel providers, announced that it will no longer refuel U.S. Navy vessels, urging other European firms to follow suit. The United States is weaker and more isolated than ever.

To be honest with you. It was 1987, camera footage can’t be of great quality. So I’m not afraid it will be very compromising.. Luckily.

How I managed my masterpiece? 1. Invite the opponent on false pretenses 2. Make sure he has a language barrier 3. Bring in vice lapdog to outnumber him 4. Let the lapdog do the dirty work 5. Surpass his verbal agression 6. Don’t let the opp finish any sentence 7. Throw him out Vlad must be proud!

Dear President Zelensky, As it is likely that our paths will never cross in person, I could not let this day go by without trying to reach you here. I come to you humbly as an American citizen who is thoroughly and completely embarrassed of our leaders. johnpavlovitz.substack.com/p/to-preside...

This is a bigger scandal than people realize. It really makes it look as though this entire meeting was a setup by Trump that was planned in advance. If you watch the video it is clear that they are deliberately and almost derangedly blindsiding Zelenskyy. Now we know who the audience was. Putin.

For me friendship is shared interests, unconditionality and loyalty. Still miss you my friend!

Why all the fuss about using the word ‘dictator’. My best friend is a REAL dictator, so take it as a compliment!

The f*ckers established the EU to damage the US.. so this is their PUNISHMENT. And if I’m wrong, we simply have to rewrite the history books. How easy can it be.

We are both GENIUS and IRRESISTIBLE, that must make us family right?

No worries folks. I was allowed to the be there too, as long as I promised to not interfere with fElon’s work.

Absolutely right, the result will be AMAZING. We will just build Tr*mp Towers everywhere and everything will be perfectly fine.

Brilliant, I love to see my WONDERFUL name spreading like a virus! Elon would kindly like to have his name linked to LUNATIC. Can you please make that work too?

You are f*cking kidding me! Oh wait, I posted this myself.