Elon and Trump broke up during pride month? What a tragedy.

I'm back! The past few weeks have been a blast and a not so blast. 2 weeks in Europe, a week+ of a nasty cold, and Norwescon this past weekend. Here's a new Dark Lord's Guide to Hostile Corporate Takeover chapter on RR. #royalroad #DarkLord #amwriting #webserial www.royalroad.com/fiction/9824...

What up, France?

The food on #Uniworld is amazing.

Germany is freaking awesome.

The Cathedral of Cologne. #Majestic #Breathtaking #cologne

Gearing up for a 10-hour flight. Macbook, check. Kindle, check. Phone, check. Ergo keyboard, check. Snacks, check. Enough USB cords to open a kiosk, check. Meds, check. And on and on. This is JUST in my carry-on. #Eurotrip #london #amsterdam

Teen Warned Not To Accept Group Chat Invites From National Security Advisors She Doesn’t Know

Spending today packing for our trip to Basel tomorrow. Then we're off for a castle tour along the Rhine onboard the SS Antoinette with #uniworld. After that, we'll make a stop in Amsterdam before heading to London.

This administration should be renamed Dumb and Dumberer. #FuckingClownshow

Didn’t notice the Ides of March passed. Guess my enemies are really underachieving this year. 🔪 #IdesOfMarch #BetrayalSeason #EnemiesUnderperforming #WatchYourBack

Know what wasn't a slick movie? Longlegs. I literally LOL'd at the ending scene. Not enough Nicholas Cage. Ridiculous occult take. It would have been much better had this movie been set in the '70s. Great performances but a dumb plot. #Longlegs #HorrorMovie #Horror #Movienight

Strange Darling was a hell of a slick movie. It skipped around between six chapters, and it somehow worked. The actors were terrific in this one—just a terrific serial killer movie. #StrangeDarling #HorrorMovie #Horror #SerialKillerMovie

New merch has arrived!

Elon Musk is truly the world's dumbest smart guy.

Some days, the hardest part of writing is dealing with 3 needy and entitled dogs. #amwriting #needypuppies #royalroad #writing #writerlife

Yet another new cover. My wife and I are writing a series of American Giallos. They're fun, set in the 1980s, and feature rampant murder, strippers, and cocaine. #giallo #amwriting #bookcovers #horrorbooks #horror

How would you do in a zombie apocalypse? 🧟‍♀️🧟‍♂️ Would you be a fierce survivor, using your wits and brawn to stay alive? Or would you be a zombie, shuffling aimlessly in search of brains? Or would you just taste delicious? #ZombieApocalypse #SurvivalTips #BrainsOrBrawn #WhatWouldYouDo

Winner! Thanks for all who participated in the poll.

Help me pick the new book cover for The Dark Lord's Guide to Hostile Corporate Takeover. #BookCover #DarkLord #RoyalRoad #amwriting 99designs.com/contests/pol...

Happy Friday! Time to decide between a fun night out or staying in to finally write… Haha, just kidding, we all know you’ll end up doom-scrolling instead. #WritersLife #writers #FridayVibes #ProcrastinationChamp #AmWriting

The Dark Lord's Guide to Hostile Corporate Takeover is getting a new cover courtesy of 99designs. I'll post the voting page in the next few days. #BookCovers #writing #amwriting #DarkLord

I love White Lotus but it could be titled Rich People Problems. #hbo #whitelotus #max

If your manuscript is fighting you this Tuesday morning, just know that mine is, too. Let's suffer together. #WriterProblems #AmWriting #WritingCommunity #WritingMotivation #WriterProblems #TuesdayVibes"

Chapter 27 of The Dark Lord's Guide to Hostile Corporate Takeover is live. The corporate satire continues. #RoyalRoad #amwriting #satire www.royalroad.com/fiction/9824...

Long drive home in the dark? Perfect time to mentally draft a short horror story. Starring me. As the main character. Who doesn’t make it.

Sunday writing goal: Type more words than you delete. That’s it. That’s the goal. #AmWriting #WritingCommunity #WritingGoals #WriterProblems #SundayVibes #hashtag

I'm hanging with a bunch of writers at the Author Alchemy Summit in Portland all weekend. Time to pretend like I'm a writer. #AmWriting #WritingCommunity #WritersLife #Portland #WeekendWriting

Writing on a Saturday? Bold of you to assume your characters will cooperate. #AmWriting #WritingCommunity #WritersLife #WriterProblems #SaturdayVibes #HashTag

Imposter syndrome hits hardest when you’re writing a character who’s supposed to be smart and you’re Googling ‘how does electricity work?’ #writing #amwriting #writingadvice #justwrite #hashtag

The squirrel writing method: - Start project - Get distracted by another project - Forget where you put the first project - Work on yet another project - Find old projects and revive them - REPEAT #wrtiting #writingtips #writingcommunity #royalroad #amwriting

I need to remember to post my comics here more often, rofl

The new chapter of The Dark Lord's Guide to Hostile Corporate Takeover is now live on #RoyalRoad. #webserial #DarkLord #amwriting www.royalroad.com/fiction/9824...

Tuesday morning writing tip: write like a racoon digging through a trash can. You know - determined, slightly unhinged, and not giving a flying F about what others around you think. #writingcommunity #writing #writingtips #

Studies have shown that there are a lot of studies out there.

Thursday writer musings: Writer’s block is often just being out of the habit. Don’t stress about 1,000 words—start with 100. Build the habit, and the words will flow. #procrastination #AmWriting #writers #WritersSupportingWriters #cozy #RoayalRoad #hashtag

Midweek reminder: Don’t compare your writing pace to anyone else’s. Every author’s journey is unique, and slow progress is still progress. Keep writing YOUR story. #AmWriting #writers #WritersSupportingWriters #cozy #RoayalRoad #hashtag

Chapter 20 of The Dark Lord's Guide to Hostile Corporate Takeover is live! #royalroad #writing #amwriting #DarkLord www.royalroad.com/fiction/9824...

Why stress over plots involving world-ending stakes when I can write about friendships forming over enchanted chicken wing recipes instead? #CozyFantasy #WriterLife #royalroad #writing #amwriting #cozy

New book cover day! This is coming soon from Aethon books. #cosy #cozy #cozyfantasy #royalroad #writers #writersofbluesky #Wrtingcommunity

Sure, Windows 11. Go ahead and interrupt my day to run what an update and reboot multiple times. I didn't need to get anything done this morning...

Today's chapter has a fashion heist. www.royalroad.com/fiction/8988...

Theo in repose.

If you haven’t watched the Like A Dragon show on Prime, do it! It’s basically Yakuza Kiwami on the tv screen. Great drama, fights. And over the top violence. #LikeADragon #AmazonPrime #streaming

I only got into the Yakuza games last year. I feel like I’ve seriously missed out. Luvs me some yakuza action in Kamurocho. #yakuza #kiriyu #LikeADragon

My favorite line I have ever written from one of my early novels: “Armageddon arrived on a Wednesday, which was really inconvenient for a lot of people.” #nocontext #writing #amwriting #novelist #writingcommunity

The final cover art for my Aethon Books premier novel looks so good. Can’t wait to share it. Fans of Lady Churl will love it. #amwriting #aethon #royalroad #DarkLords #cozyfantasy

I gave my characters a quiet #Saturday morning too, but now they’ve formed a cult around pancakes. #Writing is weird. #amwriting #writingcommunity #royalroad

Theo got snipped and microchipped. His face says it all. #noballs #shorkie #puppy

Happy Wednesday, #writers! Let’s all agree to write at least 200 words today—or just stare at our keyboards dramatically like tortured artists. Can both count? #writerslife #writing #royalroad #amwriting