Pair a jakey bastards

I'll be back in Aberdeen next month for a few days work. Anyone on here able to recommend mid week pubs with live music or comedy in the city centre?

I’m not renewing my ST, for health reasons. If anyone who is looking for a ticket, n is unsuccessful in getting one. I’m happy to let someone buy it. 409 K10.Not forcing anyone and don’t need any “what about doing…” suggestions. Just putting the availability of it out there incase it helps someone 💚

Good luck to Marie-Louise Eta. The first female manager in Europe’s top five leagues as she takes over at Union Berlin. A pioneering appointment 👏 www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...

I can't get to the game today, (i have a meal for my aunt & uncles 40th wedding anniversary) This is how cheating on someone must feel, im not liking it.

I got home from Tenerife yesterday morning, booked earlier flights to be back to see James tonight at the Hydro Its been a good week so far.

I got back from holiday about 4am, few hrs kip and my washing machine has decided to break. No power, changed the fuse, still no power. No sure if i should laugh or greet. I mean why now? there should be some kinda laws against that.

That bus back from Edinburgh airport to glasgow is manky + most passengers on it are scum. Glad i don't need to use that very often.

I was out for dinner earlier & a pigeon flew by & landed on a woman's head. I've never saw that happen and i bet you haven't either 🤣🤣🤣

Something mad happened. Something unbelievable, ha ha can't believe you fell for it. April fools I think thats how a 1st April message should go.

Also known as a waste of time.

Fucking nailed it

How can people dry their hands after about 3 seconds under a dryer? Im there so long that I feel like I'm fighting hypothermia by the time my hands are dry.

A busker on argyle at was singing "you'll never walk alone" this morning. Old guy said "that'll go down like a load balloon". I said "oh I'm liking it" he just laughed & said "ah im rangers big man" as he walked away 🤣🤣🤣

So the lodge is trying (again) in Stonehaven and the shire council have posted this survey. Would be terrible if people filled it saying it puts them off going to Stonehaven in the summer months 😉 engage.aberdeenshire.gov.uk/public-proce...

Chuck Norris didn't die, death chuck Norrised

There's Chuck Norris dead. RIP man of great quotes

Was I hallucinating or did KT have a dog before the game yesterday?

In 33 games involving rangers, here's some Beaton stats. Plus last season stats involving his beloved team.

Got the place to myself tonight, heating on, di maggios on the way. This will be a good Saturday

Agree with this. We all know what the ref is & again he never tried to hide it.

The Gallowgate Gourmet.

Fs alcohol has made me ill today. Can I man no have a day on the pints with his pal anymore? 5 pints, cocktail & a few halfs used to be pre club drinks, now it's game over for me.

I badly need another holiday. Anyone reading this been to Albania? Quite fancy trying the beaches there

My pal was at ibrox today & got skelped with a bottle, he needed stitches. That's shite & shouldn't happen. We were rotten & that mob still couldn't beat us is all I'm taking from today.

I went for a sauna & cold water plunge today. 10 mins in the sauna broke 🤣🤣🤣 I've to go back

Were 2nd in the league looking down on the rangers and the only explanation I can find It is the form that we have found since martin has been around......

If your washing machine makes a noise that sounds like metal on metal when spinning, does that mean I need a new one?

There's the Cumbrae ferry earlier from Largs. I walked 18.9 miles today.

I've walked 17.4 miles so far today, it'll be closer to 20 by the time I get home. Madness

When losing that header, our player should have went down holding his napper to stop their attack

Ooft what a start, hope we haven't annoyed them

Forgot about this place, the white temple in Chiang Rai

older woman asked for help getting off the train. Obviously i said no bother, turns out she was going to her mums funeral, her day could bring a tear to a glass eye.

The only good part of today was having a Bovril with my Dad after the game before he left to get a train home.

If you're good enough the ref doesn't matter. When were pish, their decisions are costing us badly.

I had dinner at La Lanterna in town tonight, go if your in glasgow and like Italian food, it's really good.

If Kasper starts tomorrow, I hope to fk the fans get behind him, they need our support if we're gonna win anything.

Few times recently at celtic park, wee guys have been kicking doors in & running by the stewards. Kinda funny to see but I'msure we'll get extra security & bigger queues.

This mess at celtic is our own fault, that's how it's annoying. We're not struggling domestically because other teams have improved.

I love adverts, this was written by a man, wtf do we know 🤣🤣🤣 And I haven't a clue what I've clicked on before to get stuff like that. For a while I was getting adverts about the menopause

Anyone i follow been to Costa Rica? I'mthinking of going, it looks class

Im avoiding the Internet now, that ibrox team usually do well when I see their results

Enjoy. 💔🤬😂🍀

Get it right up you ref. Cheated like fk & got nothing because he is nothing & deserves nothing.

is Strachan catching up on the telly with that laptop?

Again, get a fkn grip They've wasted about 5 or 6 minutes with the physio being on + subs

He's a dirty rotten cheating / just not very good at his job (delete a appropriate) clown

This refs a fkn distance Another one ignored, arms round big Thomas waist

Outstanding insight into the game by the commentator, i think its Peter Grant "Big Thomas making himself big there" aye nay bother Peter 🤣🤣🤣