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Mental illness!

Genuinely… there must be someone in America willing to get 3 meals a day n a job making rawlplugs for the next 50 year without the possibility of parole…. That would put a bullet through his skull?? HOW is he not assassinated by now??? SUUUUURELY 🤯

This is ma happy face. Nae make up (been aff the sugar skin is glowing) n watching The night manager wi Tom Hiddleston 😍 (He’s in the program, I’m no watching it in bed with him unfortunately) Sutton if you’re reading this, Tom who?? Yuk 🤢 would I fuck 🤮

I’m Team Brooklyn 🙌🏻

Book 4 of the year getting started 📚 @blazespage.bsky.social 👍🏻

Where abouts in the world are you reading this from right now? 🤔

I’d shut schools before I shut a library. Everything you could ever learn is in books. 📚 🫶🏻

What’s the difference between marmalade and jam?🤔 Ye cany marmalade it up yer burds arse!!🙌🏻

Read the book, brilliant!!

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Anybody want a plane ticket for Gran Canaria? I’ve somewhere else I need to be!! 😍😍😍

Be right back guys… on my way down to Helen Street to make sure all the supporters busses tyres haven’t been let down by some rascal 🤫😉

Sto stop stop…. It’s leviOHsaa, not leviohSAAA!

This is Matt. Matt tried to start a riot. Don’t be like Matt.

Fuck it… I’m away for a bath wi a toaster 👍🏻

There’s no even any cunt in that team that’s good looking…. I cany even enjoy it wi the sound aff. Lot to be said for the likes of O’Riley n big Sutty. Or big Tam’s smile … 🙄

N im 3 stain er weight so if IM outting ye as a fat disaster ye need ty have a word with yersel

Alexa, play Toca’s Miracle by Fragma!

Did Kasper save that attempt at goal or did his knees just buckle wi his weight?

Herts away will be some laugh. 🙄

Covid-19 was 7 year ago…. wtf!

Big Handsome with the double!!! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

That’s yer telly sorted for Saturday night lol

Katie Price is unwell. Someone needs to step in. Surely there’s folk that care about her enough to say something? Her craving to be loved is gonna kill her.

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“Ejaculate” - Sean Bean telling Jack he’s not on time!

What a compliment for big handsome 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 King Henrik saying Chris Sutton is one of the top 3 players he’s ever played with! 🍀

Book 3 of the year 📚

They don’t even try n hide the obligatory penalties. They are INCAPABLE of getting embarrassed that lot. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 they’ve got Tav as a hall of famer 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 take away his penalties* n he’s fuckin pointless 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Buzzing!

Of to the cinema today to see Hamnet and then Labrynth 40th anniversary edition 🍿🥤🎞️

Finished! What a read. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 highly recommend. So so sad, tears are tripping me just now 😭😭😭

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Paddy Power are relentless 😂😂

😂😂 I’m guilty of this even though I know the rule.

Book 2 of the year getting started tonight 📚 I read 25 last year, I’m going for 26 this year 🙌🏻

Hoping Celtic remembers there's 2 halves to a game this time

MON the sorcerer!!!! “You’re a wizard Martin“ 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀

They trackys give me the fuckin ick

I love when I can see my seat ⬇️ I won’t be sittin in it today though. Clare will be keeping it warm for me 🫶🏻🍀⚽️ @tiocfaidhclaraa.bsky.social give us a wave xxx

Luboooo Luboooo 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

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The 1 2 from Big Handsome and Hartson here 👌🏻🍀⚽️

Word!

Right, bed time! It’s fuckin the mora awready. Night troops 😴

Guys, n I mean males specifically, no just every cunt, do NOT watch Catching a Killer on channel 4 Buried Truths episode… n if you don’t take that advice n you watch it, do NOT have meatballs for your dinner. 👍🏻

That’s the Valentines shite in the shops awready. Buzzing for aw the “boy did good” posts 🙄😂 cos he bought her something love heart shaped or red…. N don’t get me started on the dozen red roses 😂😂😂😂