Book 14 #26in26 Feels wrong even posting this. Even after all this time my heart breaks for those two innocent little kids, Holly and Jessica 🥹

Happy Summer Solstice guys… as of 9.24pm tonight that’s us heading back to winter!!! Yer very welcome 🥶❄️☃️⛄️🧣🧦

If Scotland were playing Brazil oot my back garden I’d pull the blinds! 🙄

Cunts that talk on loud speaker on their phone on buses need shot wi a baw ay their ain shite. Phone taken aff them. Binned. N then set on fire. Them! No the phone!

Who was it on here that recommended the book All the Colours of the Dark to me?

Never ever ever fuckin EVERRRRRRR!!!! Burst a blister on the sole of your heel! N never EVER pull a compeed plaster off said burst blister. If you do… you are in fact a fucking idiot! 😭😭😭😭😭

Book 13 of the year! 📚 #26in26

Sun’s still oot lads! 😎☀️☀️☀️

Pit stop… dinner!

3rd stop Mirador de Balcon

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Stop 2 Puerto de Mogán

First stop on the road trip…

It’s my pal In England’s 40th next year. Shes having a themed party n you’ve to dress up as something beginning with K …. Her man’s a Sevco fan so obviously I’m going as Kyogo! What would u pick?

@tiocfaidhclaraa.bsky.social my brother saw this wee babe on the mendip hills today on his walk 😊🫶🏻

The Dutch doing this in fuckin Dallas, Texas is very funny to me, an American who has seen Cowboys fans who represent one of the most valuable sports teams on earth never approach this level of enthusiasm this century.

@chrismartinfilm.bsky.social that hotel you n John have booked into is just down from us, time does your plane land tomo?

The best thing about holiday is not needing to wear make up 🫶🏻☀️ wee nap, then shower, then out for our walk n dinner 😊

You’ll all be glad to know!! 😛

Ayr beach is quiet for a Saturday!

Freckles, cellulite, a line for a belly button 😂 but check me wi ma bag oot! Thats aw im giving a fuck about! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

@chrismartinfilm.bsky.social I’ll pick it up later for u mate it’s open 24 hours anyway! 👍🏻

My Heylo correctly detected a leak just before I was called to board. What a nightmare avoided. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 I fuckin love it!!!

This is me…. N yet no cunt offers to take me to the airport. Not once have I been picked up 💁🏼‍♀️ n u know how many flights I’ve been on! I tell a lie, once I’ve been taken to the airport and once I’ve been picked up. Both times it was my car that I let the person use for the week I was away. 👍🏻

Friday can FUCK AFF!!

I’ve been in my wee flat 15years today…. So before any cunt asks….. AYE!!!! I AM STILL IN IT!!!!!!!!

My heart 😭😭😭

Wondering why I can never see any my pals posts n just constant feeds of the same account… it’s cos I’ve been scrolling forks of Celtic. Ffs 🤦🏼‍♀️

Phone beeped, and sure as shit… there was an unexpected item in bagging area! This is incredible. I could take my time, go check and change my bag without having to get stripped n put clean clothes on! 🤯👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

Well folks, here it is, enjoy and share if you like it. 🍀💚🍀 open.spotify.com/track/5UAmyc...

BREAKING HEARTS SINCE 1888 Wee holiday t-shirt LDTEE.COM

This is what I’ve been going through since 2009…. But This wee soul is only 10 years old 🥲 this is heartbreaking. N folk still say “you look fine” or “at least you’ve got a bag now” there’s so much pain that still goes on even with a life saving bag. My heart literally breaks for this wee chicken 🥲🫶🏻

Why these aren’t in the UK is beyond me. It’s as absurd as not having a baby changing facility in a public place. That just wouldn’t happen. Mind boggling!

And they’re even thinking about scrapping the pensions triple lock.

🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼

“They’ve turned the song against us!” 😂😂😂

The day is finally here!! The “Heylo” has arrived. This is a leakage notification system that will send a message from my stoma bag to my mobile phone BEFORE a leak touches my clothes!!! You have no idea how much this could change my life. I’m not crying, you are!! Fingers crossed 🤞🏼 🙏🏻

To the red faced baldy fat cunt driving the fancy car wi the Union Jack air freshener that wouldn’t let me merge on to the motorway… put down the beers you have every night n pick up a fucking Highway Code!!! Ps I hope your weans have your genes! Deserved!

Just geez next seasons trophies the noo save aw the fuckin aboot! 😂🙌🏻🍀

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Just put scooter on, fuck me!

If my phone could talk it be saying ..“No I won’t unlock your phone, you puffy faced ,one eyed bitch”

@chrismartinfilm.bsky.social here, whit YOU’RE want ty dae is answer yer fone ty me ya cunt! N get a cat!

In all seriousness, what’s the latest update on Charlie Mulgrew’s beard? 🤔

😂😂😂

She cute!!! 🥰

Salted caramel chocolate should be banned. N if it’s no banned it should be made FUCKING CLEAR AS DAY on the wrapper!!!!!!!

New car day!!! 🚘🚘🚘