I wonder if Trump considers Jesus a loser? Does he say to himself, “I like people who weren't crucified?”

Every day should be a No Kings event. So when do we march next? The sooner the better!

You can always tell when Trump decides to ditch the teleprompter and wing it. It’s like watching a speeding car careening around down a mountain road out of control and threatening to fly off into the air at any instant.

Watching Trump’s speech on Iran tonight, I‘m struck that he is an ignorant, mendacious douche bag “like nobody has ever seen before.”

$50 to the first person to successfully pick out the robot!!

So #Noem is history at DHS. Does this mean Markwayne gets to sleep with Corey Lewandowski now?

I don’t know anybody who asked for this fucking war. Not a single soul. Do you?

Dear Lord, how long will this #SOTU go on? Can we at least have an intermission?

Alright, name the five movies you’d gladly sit through before even considering watching “Melania.” Here’s my list: “Battleship Earth” “Cats “Plan Nine From Outer Space” “The Teletubbies Movie” Anything starring Nicholas Cage

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Breaking news: Trump says he will not employ force to take Greenland. However, the US president warned that he was still actively considering shooting passersby in the middle of New York's Fifth Avenue in broad daylight, just to see if he could get away with it — and if Republicans would object.

Recently caught “One Battle After Another” finally. Did anyone else think Sean Penn‘s Col. Lockjaw had an uncanny resemblance to RFK, Jr.?

So, let me see if i got this right: Trump is threatening to take Greenland from the Danes by force because the Norwegian government did not award him the Nobel Peace Prize, which Is in fact given out by a private organization unconnected to the government. Makes perfect sense — if you’re on crack.

Did anyone — I mean anyone! — have Jerome #Powell on their bingo card as an emerging hero of the #resistance?

So, who had launching an investigation of the #Fedchairman on their bingo card?

Not exactly a ringing condemnation, huh?

Don’t write-off #Denmark in any pending face-off with Trump over Greenland. Remember, the Danes successfully defied an even bigger and more dangerous Nazi asshole than even Trump not so long ago.

Under RFK Jr.‘s new dietary guidelines alcohol is permissible but “don’t have it for breakfast.” Has somebody told the Secretary of Defense?

Stephen Miller is the weeny kid who was bullied all through elementary school and is now seeking his revenge upon the world.

It’s only a matter of time until we wake up to hear the Trump Casino in Nuuk is now accepting reservations. At least the shrimp cocktail will be fresh and locally sourced.

I’m not a violent person. But I’ve never wanted to bitch-slap someone so much as I do Stephen Miller.

Oh, if only we had a national legislative assembly (or two) that stood on an equal footing to this lawless chief executive and that was legally empowered to hold him to account. Wait. Never mind.

Time to roll out this ever-timely chestnut courtesy of Robespierre: “No one loves armed missionaries; the first lesson of nature and prudence is to repulse them as enemies.” Not that I believe for a moment that anyone in Trump‘s circle would understand it.

So, the Venezuelan operation is not going to cost the US anything because it will be paid for with by the oil we take out of the ground. Hmmmm. Where have I heard that line before?

So, if I understand Trump correctly, we’re gonna replace Venezuela's illegitimate government with our own hand-picked illegitimate government.

Note to Canada: It looks like Venezuela will have the honor of becoming our 51st state, not you guys.

Watching Trump now, who else is getting strong “Mission Accomplished” vibes?

This is the biggest and best “Holy Shit!” story I’ve read in a long while, proving again that reality is often more amazing that fiction. I assume there are Hollywood agents competing as we speak to secure rights to this story for a movie. Deservedly so, too.

So, we’re now at war with Nigerian Lakurawa rebels? Or was it merely an excuse for Trump’s desire to blow away some more people of color?

Stephen Miller is a fascist dweeb. (Pass it on.)

I don‘T know what else will come out in the #Epsteinfiles, but for my money it will be hard to top this….

Trump sounds like he is auditioning to become the new spokesman for the Ronco Pocket Fisherman, no?

One minute into his speech and #Trump is lying up a storm!

In a world of Jeffs, be a McKenzie.

If Der Trump actually launches an attack against Venezuela, how quickly can outraged citizens turn out in the streets to protest? Are there contingency plans? We need to be prepared. #NoKings

One factor that I’ve not seen addressed is whether appropriate remediation efforts were undertaken during the hurried destruction of the East Wing. My guess is it was filled with asbestos and other known toxins. www.nytimes.com/2025/11/29/u...

After all the horrendous stories over the past 10 months, I thought the authoritarian bastards leading our government could do nothing more to shocked me. Turns out I was very, very wrong…. www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/u...

One thing nobody ever mentions about Trump: He’s ruined the chance for every other grifting, amoral, habitually lying, narcissist moron from Queens to ever become president.

Can you believe this shit? Just since Saturday’s #NoKings protest, Trump has: *started demolition of the East Wing *claimed he’s owed $230M From US for past criminal investigations *pardoned the crypto-crook founder of Binance I’m primed and ready to march again! When’s next #NoKings event?

In-fucking-credible! Brought to you by the US Department of Unintentional Metaphors

www.nytimes.com/2025/09/23/t... Gosh, given all his billions and billions, you’d think that Larry Ellison would splurge on a better, more convincing dye job, huh? (Note: Dude is 81 years old.)

A lot of people seem pick on RFK, Jr., simply because he is the highest ranking Mahogany American in the US government.

After today’s hearing I now understand why #Trump picked #RFK Jr. to lead HHS—Kennedy is the only American who’s a more unnatural shade than he is.

Idea for a short story: Man wakes up and discovers that in his sleep he has mysteriously transformed into a world-famous Czech novelist.

Serious question for the hive: Assuming the Dems take the House in 2024 and possibly the Senate, how likely is it they’ll b e able to repeal/revoke the worst elements of Trump’s horror-show #OBBB?

Jeeze, you cannot possibly imagine how desperately I'm looking forward to the 2026 mid-term elections. They can't get here soon enough....

AOC: "On this point of tax on tips, as one of the only people in this body who has lived off of tips, I want to tell you a little bit about the scam ... the cap on that is $25,000 while you're jacking up taxes on people who make less than $50,000 across the US ... while kicking them off the ACA."