PSA for local gear nights that exclusively communicate dates/times of gear events via Meta social media (Facebook/instagram) - diversify your communication methods. Please. For the love of god.

This gimp had to decide if it wanted to breathe or to feel the vibrator. Not that its choice would make much difference to the puppy in charge… 😈📸: @doggofelix.bsky.social

“But aros that’s only good because it has MSG in it” correct, MSG fucking rocks and I love it.

It's becoming habit when I do comms for at least UK people to ask if they're willing to do bank transfer or use monzo. I'm seeing an increase in artists being debanked by paypal and it's not making me feel good about them as a company! Reminder, empty your paypal wallet! Don't leave money in it!

Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your....*attempts to wink at the camera, fails* Behold, the Roman Dodecahedron Fleshlight! This was the most complicated and least practical silicone pour I've ever done. Never stop making high effort goofs!

Enduring

May your drones be shiny and bright ✨🎅

Two weeks in. Maybe it’s better this way? Feeling… obedient…

if elected president i promise to be just as corrupt as our current leadership, perhaps even moreso. but I will also reinvest the entire defense and policing budgets into creating what i call The Health Cigarette

One week locked. I know I’m a good dog usually, but I’m about to start tearing the insulation out of the damn WALLS.

The legs are shiny, but somebody has to keep the pups and drones fed around here.

Happy Thanksgiving, friends. I’m thankful for all of you wonderful perverts. Here’s a video of me getting dressed to please you. Xoxo.

Mmmm, loving my new rubber, time to have some f…. What the fuck is this

New personality trait just dropped…

Silly puppy

Funny how you put a drone in your gear and they start to look a lot like you… 🤖 @doggofelix.bsky.social

Car got a flat so I couldn’t make it to the bar tonight. Had to figure out something fun to do on my own

The conservatives who ran solely on getting trans kids out of high school sports failed to consider that I actually think all kids should be out of high school sports until high school sports parents learn to behave themselves.

If anyone’s interested in more Adso, feel free to check out my new Telegram channel! Gonna be posting some fun stuff over there if it doesn’t make it on here! t.me/+bpcM9BbfPtM...

Every Florence + The Machine album I’m the faggot who cried “MOTHER!” But this time I’m so so forreal omg. MOTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Seconded! I’m getting one of these in the mail today 👀

Look, I hate to shame service workers, but what is going ON over at Inst*cart? The fuck kinda vegetables are these?

Missing #MIR29 and wondering if its time for #MIR30 yet? Are you a confused puppy that doesn't understand dates? I've got you covered- isitmiryet.com

Trade offer: I get - your finest snugs You get - sucked off Crazy Style

At MIR I had the privilege of creating a bunch of drooling, brainwashed rubber objects. Featuring a few of my victims: @rubberexcel.bsky.social @daltonnoir.bsky.social @droid90.bsky.social and @atomic.rbbr.la. Thank you to all who came by 🖤 Hypno audio by the incredible @s10boi.rubbergimp.com

Need to get home and play the new drone game. For science. Maybe put on some gear, you know, in the spirit of the thing.

Please welcome your new Mx. International Rubber, MIR29 Elliott Eve, from Melbourne, Australia!. Congratulations as well to our first runner-up Magnus, 2nd runner-up Minos Munro, and to all of our other contestants, Ben, Reed, Bono, and Lilith. A fantastic class I=of contestants.

Didn’t realize that there were photos of my ride on the gimp stand! Had a great time getting wheeled around having my knobs twisted ⚡️🐶 Thanks so much to @fillimaris.bsky.social for the photos and for all the hard work in the demo pit and moderating the attendee chat 🫡🫡🫡

Had so much fun at MIR this year, even though I’m the worst at remembering to get pictures of anything. Really regretting not having a pic of me on the gimp rack, but such is life… I hope to see you all again next year!

Rest in peace black catsuit… you will be missed…

Chiitan loves all transgender people. I've received a lot of criticism for expressing my support, but what's more important is that all transgender people live happy lives. Blue Sky cannot display long posts, so please read this post if you'd like. love you all 🤍 ↓ www.instagram.com/reel/C9qppva...

That a chewtoy in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? 📸 @pupfennec.bsky.social

I hate AI and I hate the work it produces and the promises its salesmen continually make and the social contracts it breaks and the way it has swindled susceptible people into even more magical thinking. If you come bragging to me about a thing you "made" with AI, you didn't, fuck off, I don't care

Registered for MIR, what if we became friends and kissed in rubber… what if… 👉🏻👈🏻

Mafia don who only does business on underwear night so that he knows nobody is wearing a wire.

Fun fact the reason I’m not adso instead of adso is bc this dog beat me to it and we’ve been bff’s because of it

Explain your @ Well, pup because I’m dog. Adso because years and years ago I made my whole personality liking an esoteric Umberto Eco novel whose protagonist/POV character is named Adso. It’s extremely annoying!

Me: “Yah, I’ve got some really wicked things I’d like to do to you…” *Intending to tie you up on the couch, compelling you to watch Season 1 of “The Terror” with me*

Q: After driving for 2 days and getting back to their apartment and comfy bed, what does Adso do first? A. Unpack B. Lunch C. Groceries D. Nap E. Open new p*ppers, get out the electro box, and put on balloon suit

Mixing my literary and kinky interests by asking people on The Apps which of the Brothers Karamazov they would fuck, marry, and kill.

Introduce yourself with One book 📚 One movie 🎥 One album 💿 One tv show 📺 (Book and album got stolen by the dog below, so alternative picks are here…)

Before class my bestie was talking about how she saw some “crazy shit” in Berlin, namely a group of “I don’t know… dog… puppy… pups?” Meanwhile I’m indognito like, “waow. That’s crazy.”

Back to real life 🥲

MIR was a ton of fun, can’t wait for next year to meet more of y’all!