I heard someone talking about an "unplugged shotgun" and I immediately thought "I didn't realize they made them electric these days."

My boss just tried to fire me because he, while drunk at 4AM, tried (and failed) to use a tape recorder.

A new Baldur's Gate 3 update has been posted. This time, we go to old Pathfinder Society organized play content and witness the scenario that made Connecticut's head PFS GM walk away from the table. I just hope it's not too boring.

Weekly Shonen Sunday ToC for Issue 51 (2025). No Conan, Frieren, Aozakura, Kaihen, Momose Akira, Mizu Polo, or Ogami Tsumiki.

What I hate about this the most is that the paypros use "high fraud rates" as an excuse to debank people they don't agree with, thus creating a self-fulfilling prophecy that scammers can abuse.

I finally got that first Pathfinder scenario LP mostly written. It's funny how I assumed I'd find something the original GM missed that would make it make sense or not be total shit, but I was wrong. In two dozen reads it only gets worse.

My aunt has informed me she wants me to make the Eagle brand magic cookie bars for Thanksgiving, which my grandfather made every year until he went into the hospital in 2022. I figured I should post his version of the recipe. If anyone knows where I can get some vintage Pam, hit me up.

Office has no internet because my drunkard of a boss forgot to pay the bill.

My decision not to buy a Switch 2 is looking better and better every day.

@bghof.com Hear you're doing collabs these days. Why not collab with me on one of the worst games I've ever LPed: Police Quest Open Season? Fax machine's open.

Kinda falling off Hazbin. The problem is that it feels like there's a switch somewhere with one reading "Plot" and one reading "Gay Drama" and it's been stuck entirely on Gay Drama for the past several hours to the point where the show feels like it's dragging on.

I read through this old court case from 1995 about a company that acted as an "information provider" by giving out stock quotes, sports scores, and news headlines for a fee. What a grift at a time when the internet existed, but also I wish you could still do that (without the fee).

I started writing the bad Pathfinder scenario LP, and I think my problem is that I hated the game itself almost as much as I hated the scenario writing.

Weekly Shonen Sunday ToC for Issue 50 (2025). No Conan, Frieren, Aozakura, Kaihen, Shibuya Near Family, or Red Blue.

Job interview was a bust. Was dealing with this lady who looked like she was begging for death.

Job interview in 10 minutes. Dunno if this place sucks or not (guessing it does).

Having today off is fucking with me. I thought I had missed Shonen Sunday but I didn't because it hasn't released yet.

Newest BG3 LP update is out! In this one, fanfiction gets punished.

That's insane. I asked a different artist to do the show-accurate Mara sheet and he not only did it but did it IMMEDIATELY and asked me $65 for it. I wound up paying him way more than that because he absolutely deserves it. If you need a Hazbin OC, patdash on discord. Guy's amazing.

Both Mario Kart World and Switch 2 are launching today, and to commemorate this occasion, we-- what do you mean it’s November? New sub! Ep. #362 - Slide into first! "Mario Kart 64" pastebin.com/raw/QX8Dmqzz Will Arino be able to do three Weathertenkos in a row?

I got about halfway through this Cory Doctorow book before I realized that half of it is shameless self-promotion. You could cut this all out and it'd be half as long with no impact on the point.

Went to get pizza and some moron hit my car. Nothing good ever happens to me.

Reading Cory Doctorow's new book where he talks about how Tiktok artificially juices certain creators and I wish someone would artificially juice my Baldur's Gate 3 Let's Play so I can see an overnight explosion in people with bat mascots and Hazbin Hotel PNGtubers.

I have a job interview on Tuesday. Expectations are not high, but if I can get more money and a slightly less hellish working environment I'd do it.

This sucks. Didn't bring lunch because I assumed there'd be food trucks at the park. There aren't. I have two assholes double-parked in front of me. Had to order delivery.

It's looking like the artist that did Mara for me vanished with my money. Fucking hate when this happens.

My boss's attempt to take over his home town's government with nazis failed. Not a single one won, and he blew tens of thousands of dollars on it.

I am having a very normal time making fun of how the villains in Baldur's Gate 3 are bad fanfiction.

Weekly Shonen Sunday TOC for Issue 49 (2025). No Conan, Frieren, Aozakura, Kaihen, Kaiten no Albus, Shibuya Near Family, Shite no Hana or Ogami Tsumiki.

My boss argued in a legal document today, in a case involving a car accident, that the other driver (who is a lesbian) knew his client is a man and a Trump cultist and so she went into an "attack mode due to her natural hatred of men" and "attempted to take the Plantiff's life".

Update 19 of the BG3 LP is out. In this one, Shadowheart becomes a whiny teenage edgelord and we have to put her down. The Shape gets his first tactics segment, and I find out why I shouldn't be updating my LP while watching Hazbin.

The more I work on the BG3 LP, the more I realize the game's writing kinda sucks.

Canva is killing off the paid version of Affinity Photo in order to make an AI-ridden "unified app", no more updates. Fuck them.

Finished Episode 2 and now I really want to do something very dumb and bad with my LP.

Got around to watching Hazbin and I'm pretty sure some of these background characters are fan-demons. I swear if I see Mara in Season 3 I'd die on the spot.

Wanted to get dinner and watch Hazbin tonight, instead I'm sick and everything sucks.

Weekly Shonen Sunday ToC for Issue 48 (2025). No Conan, Frieren, Aozakura, Kaihen, Silver Mountain, Mizu Polo or Major 2nd.

Viewer beware — you’re in for a scare… DVD Challenge #15 - Resident Evil 2 pastebin.com/raw/tQZ8mHW5 Suffer, like G did. Happy Halloween!

Learning how fucked my right eye is. Hoping they can just laser it and it'll fix itself.

I need to know, what sin did the box with a face commit?

Well this sucks. $2000 to replace my car's brakes and the muffler.

A new BG3 LP update has been posted. Ever wonder what would happen if you kidnapped every guard in Moonrise and threw them into the fuck zone? Wonder no more.

The new Katamari game is fucking delightful.

In case you're wondering what my work day is like, my boss gave me a tape this morning that I'm pretty sure he recorded while drunk. The tape is five minutes of car noises, followed by him screaming "FUUUUCK".

Doing the tactics segments for the BG3 LP has really changed a lot. I had no idea you can use the kidnapping glitch to teleport every guard in Moonrise (minus the ogre) to a cliff and kick them off, but you can, and so I did. That'll be in the upcoming LP update.

Listened to the new Hazbin songs. Hazbin Guarantee pales in comparison to Happy Day in Hell and has the same problem Ready For This did - starts out strong and then takes a nosedive.

Weekly Shonen Sunday ToC for Issue 47 (2025). No Conan, Frieren, Aozakura, Kaihen, Tonikaku, or Ogami Tsumiki.

Today's my birthday. I was supposed to have it off from work, but my boss called me in. He hasn't shown up.

I had to pick up my cat's ashes this morning. I couldn't figure out which of his favorite spots to put him in: where the litter box was, where his food was, or in an annoying spot on the kitchen floor.

God this sucks. Parents want to go to dinner for my birthday but instead of anywhere I want to go I'm limited to an area I never go to with a bunch of hipster shit in it.