Karen Rontowski
@rontowski.bsky.social
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Standup.Tarot Reader. Captain of the Orion Interplanetary Army
They say revenge is like giving yourself poisoned, but so is chemotherapy so way your options
about 13 hours ago
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@verizonofficial.bsky.social
HEY instead of transferring a phone number someone it tech shut off my phone and i can’t get a hold of anyone!! Can i do a chat NOT WITH AI?
1 day ago
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Whenever I see Donald Trump, all I hear is the theme song from Requiem for a dream
3 days ago
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The guy who plays Jesus in the Chosen now, completely thinks he’s Jesus and is stomping for Donald Trump I can’t take much more
4 days ago
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Do you think the people in the Epstein files were feeding people to reptilian aliens? Asking for a friend
7 days ago
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Best quote heard today from @Gaarasideninja : BEING WOKE DIDN’T RUIN COMEDY, BEING CONSERVATIVE DID! Thank you!
8 days ago
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Please don’t feed the egregores
9 days ago
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Southwest now says to ask the flight attendant to help if anyone is bothering you so I complained about the President We’ll see if the new policy works
10 days ago
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The last time people were treated this bad the rich were flogged and dragged through the streets naked. Just saying
11 days ago
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It’s easy to get a fly out of ointment. It’s hard to get it out of my coffee.
15 days ago
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I just met a better version of me at Ralph’s
15 days ago
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Is it just me or is everyone really mean all of a sudden?
20 days ago
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I couldn’t help but notice all the alpha males that left their wives behind at the correspondence dinner
26 days ago
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Just woke up to one of my jokes, being stolen and put directly up on TikTok as their own content Are there any good people left? Seriously what is happening to this country?
about 1 month ago
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The Atlantic has posted an article saying Cash Patel has a drinking problem that is affecting the way he doesn’t do his job
about 1 month ago
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April 17th 22 flights Already A-list on
@southwestreview.bsky.social
thru to 2028 That’s a great work year
about 1 month ago
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To be honest, I think Jesus would have just rolled his eyes and continued to feed the poor
about 1 month ago
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To be honest, I think Jesus would have just rolled his eyes and continued to feed the poor
about 1 month ago
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Karen Rontowski
Comedian Tiffany Norton ✨👄✨
about 1 month ago
Do you ever go back exactly one year ago, to see what you saved in your camera? From April 16, 2025
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I just put a very small screw in something that was broken and fixed it. I’m taking the rest of the month off
about 1 month ago
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So now you’re gonna tell me that a guy that is so stupid that he would post a picture of himself as Jesus didn’t have the hubris SA little girls on Epstein Island?
about 1 month ago
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THEO VON IS AN IDIOT!!! STOP FALLING FOR THE BULLSHIT! HE CHOSE TRUMP OVER THE 28 WOMEN WHO ACCUSED TRUMP OF RAPE!!!
about 1 month ago
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Well, if there was ever someone you wanted to sleep with, and you were afraid to ask now is the time. Just in case you haven’t been watching the news
about 2 months ago
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If Theo Von thinks Rich kids should go to war he should start with his own because he voted this guy in! He promoted this guy
about 2 months ago
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Why is my TikTok account filled with fake Christian accounts and trying to sell me two imaginary pieces of rope to work out with?
about 2 months ago
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Remember every new day starts with the potential to screw things up even worse
about 2 months ago
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I bet a lot of conversations Kristi Noem had with her husband about what she should wear makes sense now.
about 2 months ago
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Does anyone know where I can get a Lindsay Graham bubble wand for my neighbor? She’s four
about 2 months ago
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Life is too stressful I just knocked over an empty cup and decided I’m not doing anything else today. It’s too hard.
about 2 months ago
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What if Jesus doesn’t come back because AI made him too handsome and he’s afraid we’re gonna be disappointed because he doesn’t look like his picture
about 2 months ago
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The Iran government is literally showing more respect to the Epstein victims then our government
about 2 months ago
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Philly did not disappoint today! Every flight attendant was rude and yelled at me
about 2 months ago
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I have one message for whoever is making those Lego videos in Iran. Can I hire you?
about 2 months ago
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So you were OK with the SA of children and women but oil pricing is where you draw the line?
2 months ago
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TEA BAGS ARE TOO MUCH TO NEGOTIATE ON A PLANE
2 months ago
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It used to mean something to be a conspiracy theorist! It meant you were crazy now everyone is a conspiracy theorist, and I don’t know how to be crazy anymore
2 months ago
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A friend asked me if I was afraid to fly and I said not at all. I’m more afraid of being arrested, cause I lost my shit waiting in line.
2 months ago
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Looks like Jesus got a new Publisist who is way too aggressive
2 months ago
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Whatever you do, make sure those Iranian sleeper cells don’t know where the ice agents are. It would be terrible if they got to the Ice agents. Just terrible.
2 months ago
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Always remember the road to hell is paved with make podcasters
2 months ago
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Yesterday I had a conversation with a former gang member who was now a right wing Christian extremist. I promise you he was less of a danger to society as a gang member
2 months ago
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I’m gonna need everyone to go get their gratitude list and shove it up the ass of anyone who listens to Rogan, Dylan, Von or Schultz
2 months ago
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Whoever is “creating this reality” we need you to stop. Maybe get a snack
2 months ago
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Remember, if you think you don’t look young enough or pretty enough, you are empowering to Jeffrey Epstein. Yeah, I said it
3 months ago
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If we believed women, we would not be in this situation
3 months ago
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Cat sitting is just continually moving cats off of your things
3 months ago
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The s have Secretary of Defense is so defensive
3 months ago
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Can we please decide on one universal airplane temperature so I don’t need 7 layers to be prepared for 4 different climates on a one hour flight to vegas
3 months ago
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3 months ago
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OK, since we’re at war, I spent a whole bunch of money shopping for myself. And I’m writing it all off since it’s the government’s fault for starting it
3 months ago
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