I don’t know who needs to see this…so I’ll keep it to myself until I do

You never see Mimes anymore. I guess there wasn’t any air in those boxes they were trapped in

Trump just gave immunity to the makers of glyphosate and increased its use in all foods. RFK says it’s fine and he sprays himself with Roundup every day

When you see a headline that says, “Man starts fight at Dollar Store and beats victim with his pet Alligator” That’s an Aries

I hate to fearmonger and I don’t wanna scare anyone, but ladies… The perm is back

Still waiting for the apology for making fun of me for being a conspiracy theorist.

We have push-up bras and butt, lifting leggings and spanks… I think women are just trying to levitate

It is time to clear out so many things and people that don’t fit anymore Clearing out the life closet 24/7

5am at the airport the Great American Bagel asked me to round up to fight poverty. I said I don’t have the training for this.

The patriarchy created the “karen” to shame middle-age women from their rage because they know it will change the world Challenge accepted, call me Karen

Remember Joe Rohan, Tim Dillon, Theo Von and Andrew Schultz all decided 28 women were lying and pathological liar Trump was not

Just remember Joe Rogan, Tim Dillion, Theo Von and Andrew Schultz thought 28 women were all lying about the same thing and Trump wasn’t.

Who else knew in their gut that Michael Jackson was the good guy? Not Prince (Hand Raised)

Good thought of the day. May your troubles be as small as an ice agents penis

Fun in Sedona!

The Bad Bunny show made me cry because for a few minutes I was in the country I want us to be.

It’s 4am, I’m at the airport and even though I’ve only had 4 hours of sleep my hair looks fantastic That will never happen again

How is Bad Bunny a better feminist than most women I know?

How dare Bad Bunny wear a dress in the middle of a game where men are wearing tights, padding each other on the butt and playing with balls

The country is NOT split. 73% are against this. That’s a majority. Stop using “they want us split” as an excuse to do nothing.

Any image of Jesus before 500AD showed him holding a wand, as in magic wand. Just saying

My favorite part of the Bible is season2 episode 213 where Jesus turns over the table. Let’s all think about how we can turn over the table.

Just so you know the last time there was a revolution it ended with the rich being flogged and dragged down the streets… Mr Chin Implant.

Ms Maxwell is mad her pardon isn’t coming and rendered the chat! E-files will be back BIG if she doesn’t get it! She is in complete control of this!

If you like too many political things or speak out on Tiktoc and Instagram they stop growing your followers …which just makes me want to like more! Where are we all going next?

If the “5D” is going to be filled with people who did and said nothing right now then I’ll stay here.

I like to buy things in a little tiny trail size and then giant Costco warehouse size and then do mushrooms and pretend I’m Alice in Wonderland

Fairies are trickster spirits that just want to cause trouble. They move keys, make objects disappear, and create things like DOGE

The minute they sell TikTok to an American company it glitches and doesn’t work right anymore. Gee, what a surprise

Anyone else feel like the other shoe is about to drop? (and not having to do with weather?)

At the airport, I turn on my Wi-Fi and find somebody else’s hotspot that has their name on it. Then I walk up to them and say Satan is waiting for you Brian and walk away

Southwest partnered with T Mobile to save time . Now we don’t have to ask we just know the WiFi isn’t working

Einstein Bagels has Morning Mocktails Is that for people who are serious about being sober or an alcoholic

Yesterday I had to talk to people It was like having a near life experience

Yesterday at the airport, a woman in the bathroom stall next to me, told the person she was TALKING ON THE PHONE TO that she was trashy IRONY MUCH?

I don’t know how we do this, but we need to find a coalition of remote viewers to help find the people “they” disappeared WWP-Witchy Woman Party

The new Apple update is an attempted to be more like Microsoft, where your screen freezes up every two minutes Good work, Apple

As you get older, the things you find fun change For example, today, I’m pricing Gas masks

Remember it always gets the darkest right before everything goes black -anonymous

I just tried to enter a California program where companies on the Internet can’t sell your information. In order to do that, I had to give them an unbelievable amount of information. Irony

The rats keep winning the rat race. -Atlanta Rhythm Section

So now that we know Bill Gates is in the files can we all admit Microsoft Teams sucks