@bowsnonk.bsky.social - thoughts?

@timtoon.com - you can thank my eBay search alerts!

What did you do on your holiday break? I drank too much wine and watched Rogue One. Excellent use of my time.

It’s true.

I’ve added “can carve turkey with an electric knife” to my skillset.

The holidays have arrived.

Fun in Bayonne Balloon Land. (AKA Macy’s Parade, NYC 1979) The sequel we need, @haveyouseen.us ?

Be careful out there, folks. And you’re welcome.

The fact that my local gas station has had this happen enough they have to post warnings about it proves more people my age ate paint chips as children.

🎶🎵On the sixth day of October-mas, the Great Pumpkin gave to me, a 46 year old crunchy left knee!!!🎶🎵 No take backs, right?

I love well designed puzzles in games. I hate well designed puzzles in games with poorly executed controls. Call me when you fix the controls on that gladiator puzzle that feels like Indy’s arms are asleep and he has no depth perception.

I laughed way too hard at this.

@timtoon.com let me pick the dude bro’s hair. After that, I gave them both Jersey accents. “Honey, look at those cute powdered wigs!”

Ooooo! One of LA’s top 20 local morning drive hosts gets name dropped TWICE in this episode!! (Thanks for the shout out @haveyouseen.us )

They’re so darn teeny and cute! Lego master @timtoon.com back with another banger.

The lingering PTSD from getting fired from a (albeit crappy) job in 2008 makes every cryptic “join me for a brief all-staff meeting” email send me into the panic stratosphere. Send kittens, puppies, teddy bears, and xenomorphs. 🐱🐶🧸👽

So last night, I repaired one of those food delivery bots that had lost its antenna after some drunk guy walked right into it. Found where the bot had stopped, grabbed the antenna, and screwed it back on. I’m pretty sure @timtoon.com has reconsidered his opinion of me.

My favorite is still his insanely talented, but overly nervous second cousin: FML Bach

There’s an excellent series about this exact tech. It’s called Pantheon. Check it out. 🧠

I watched soaps in grad school. It was good, stupid TV junk food and great for roommate bonding. There was this young actor on “All My Children” that always stole the scenes he was in and I kept wondering if he was going to go on to do bigger things. I think it’s safe to say he did.

Good luck to any FBI agents out tonight—this tsunami may be your only chance to apprehend Bodhi

I may be a constantly busy, bundle of nerves who doesn’t know how to relax. But I never realize how much Los Angeles agrees with me until I go back East and realize just how much of an alien I’ve become since leaving Virginia in 2007. VA is where my family is and I love them. But CA is my home. 🌴🐻

"I asked chatgpt" "I asked grok" well I asked Achenar from the best-selling point&click adventure game Myst and he told me to bring him the blue pages and NOT to touch the red ones

You know you’re getting to a certain age when you celebrate all of your standard blood panel results coming back within the normal ranges. Guess I should up my alcohol and cheese intake.

Same, bro. Same.

Telling me to shut up and sit down is a sure fire way for me to stand up and shout even louder.

I love woke soda pop. 🥤

My heart breaks. Public Media isn’t just PBS and NPR. It’s your local classical station, your local jazz station, the local station that gives air time to independent artists and rising poets. A place where those with a voice can be heard where otherwise they may not.

The only kind of chaos we need today - right, @timtoon.com ?

F*ck you, you Cheeto skinned, Diet Coke guzzling sack of chicken fat.

Why does my pulse and blood pressure immediately skyrocket when I see an email about my GDC session scores in my inbox? 😥😓😰

@timtoon.com add this one to the game pile!

i’m unsure what absurdly huge is for australia. are we talking less than 30 or more than 50?

I just upped my game and added “buy a car” to my satisfying weekend.

As an adult, one of the most satisfying days involves cleaning out your dresser, getting a form notarized, followed by repairing an expensive jumpsuit you paid $20 for because it was slightly damaged. Now I kick back with a G&T. 🍋‍🟩

It’s clear that @timtoon.com only reads the best articles. 👾🎶

I’ve been a Doctor for just over 24 hours and my Tardis still hasn’t arrived. Is there a standard waiting period between degree presentation and Tardis delivery?

Because when I think of my hometown, I think mean streets. And saltwater taffy.

Movie you’ve watched more than six times using gifs. (“Hard mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR) Also, you’re welcome.

So this is what it felt like for all the Thrones readers who knew the Red Wedding was coming and what it would do to the emotional wellbeing of the TV-only audience.

A film that takes place where you’re from.

Keep in mind this doesn’t just affect PBS and NPR, but any public media outlet that receives CPB funding. I work for a public media outlet.

I just managed to punch myself in the face with my giant studio headphones. 2/10 - do not recommend.

If you see this, quote a game with a 10/10 soundtrack.

Happy one year anniversary to my favorite tweet I ever made

I went out last night to get pancakes, eat my feelings, so as to NOT watch the thing that made everyone mad last night. And then some guy decides to put it on his phone super loud for all the restaurant to hear. 🤦‍♀️💩

His characters always seemed avuncular and threatening in equal measure 💔

My new talent? Scorching pans so much I have to throw them out. I go hard when I cook. No mercy.

Ah yes, a complete Monday morning vibe. (Borrowed from Anthony Lawson, high school classmate.)