post the trumpet sludge hex code

SCHOOL.

the groupchat is trying to determine which two out of the four of us is related to genghis khan

my favorite activity is posting about AAAAAAAUHAHGHGHUGHHHH!!! IT BUUUURRRRRNNSSS!!!! IT BUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRNNNNNSSSSS!!!!! whenever im feeling particularly down

just ate fifty thousand ants

my friends broke into my house

guys you're not gonna believe how i feel about my own parents now

people in games be asking "what is this game about" like why dont you play/read and find out stinky

iiii forgot my vitamin supplements for.... like, 6 months

man i should NOT have abandoned that oc this shit fire. im bringing them back

your friendgroup isnt complete if you dont have the guy who says "i only have eyes for one" referring to their childhood bsf who they secretly had feelings for who also maybe died in a past incident but isn't confirmed dead

guuyss... im WIDDERAWWY falling apar.t,,., im being MOLDED! the ROT is upon me...,

favourite thing aobut friends is hearing them get all high pitched about animal. human experience is listening to yourself and others get all "aww the scrunkly 🥺" over kitty

you arent TRULY friends until your laughing at r34 together

evil mischevious cat of ill-doing: *despairful, wailing meows of anguish and pain* me: what!! silly perfectly okay cat: :)

art process is finishing one (1) element of a thing and denying inner self that no, you cannot color yet, you have The Rest Of The Drawing To Do

PEEL OFF YOUR SKIN ADOLF MILKLER

NO. I don't "got a name". My friends call me No Names Georg and I exist to spite the government.

welcome to fl... *fully turns my head like an owl to stare at you* *slowly unhinges my jaw and mouths "flavourtown" one letter per second*

my life has NO enrichment. nobody pisses me off enough anymore so i gotta keep the "OH YEAH? well you and what army?!" and the "alright.. no more mr. nice guy..." to myself

"i set my profile picture to this on blues-" say no more

"i set my profile picture to this on blues-" say no more

lying is my hobby.... grammar is my passion... I am.., Consistently Joe.

since it's like prom and graduation time right now, it's the PERFECT TIME to suffocate your prom queen of choice with a towel and have prom in your cellar

yeah it was pretty cringe... yeah everyone hates ypu now....

WHAAATT. they wouldnt do that.... they invented CATGIRLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

thinking about the depreciation of the environment and trying not to go insane on main

i'm like 90% sure the entire fucking school heard my favorite dumbass oomf shout "THEY COMPARED GREEN GOBLIN TO HITLER" or something like that idk it happened 30m ago

gained a follower from this one boys

i have unironically given at least 9 people the advice "kill your mom" or "kill your dad" upon hearing their home stories

my bestie is screaming like she's getting her banana weedwhacked off (william afton springlock) and started singing after

*looks around like im in five nights at freddies* *leans in with my hand over my mouth blocking the camera from seeing it move* *whispers* carter.... *pulls back and giggles cutely*

this person pronounced guitar like "jui-tar" for YEARS. they thought it was pronounced like that for their ENTIRE LIFE.

this person in front of me pronounced guitar like it was pronounced "juitar". life-changing.

i once knew someone who pronounced guitar... but instead of pronouncing it like iceber*g* they pronounced it like the pur*g*e.

this person i know just pronounced guitar like it started with a j.

just met a really interesting specimen today. pronounces guitar. GET THIS? it sounds like "ji-tar".

im supposed to be doing my homework but i saw the nintendo switch bricking thing was trending and now im downloading a switch emulator. what am i doing. I OWN A SWITCH.

YOU'RE JUST MAD I HAVE ONE TRILLION GIRLFRIENDS AND IM HAVING WAY MORE FUN THAN YOU EVER WILL

my kitty is sitting in front of me and staring at me with so much hope in his eyes he looks like this rn

sick and cruel that i have more posts than oomf from below, by the way. keep up

shoutout to the 'minors dni' guy who follows my oomf, a minor

yhis IDIOT dropped their phone wjile handing it to me so i could tweet on theor phone. evryoje point and laugh @rochtheriault.bsky.social

i understand all these words separately

no no i took it all

funyuns and condoms... 🙄

me (after critically misreading an internet meme and setting up an elaborate mr beast style video): what’s up youtube, we’re here today to find out who would win, 100 gorillas or 1 human. let’s see how Dave – oh. oh god