"Dark colors make your diapers less noticeable!" 1: I like 'em BIG 2: I don't give a FUCK who notices 'em 😎

Day 8 of #Locktober and I'm already in my "after-work Barney Bounces" era 😫🔒

Oh s💩💩t, I think I just heard Dad pull in the driveway...

POV: it's an autumn afternoon, your parents won't be home til dinner, and you just got home from the most heart-racing, nerve-wracking bike ride to the pharmacy in your life

Workshopping a new idea with my husband: "Puppy Points" - A reward/punishment system to help regulate my behaviors on a monthly basis Do all my chores for the week? 1 Positive PP. Offer him an unexpected blowjob? 5 Positive PP. Skip the gym? 1 Negative PP. Smoke on a weeknight? 5 Negative PP.

Really feeling "diaper-boy" as a gender identity lately Hear me out The aesthetics, ideals, behaviors, role models, etc. that resonate with me are so divergent from the common conceptions of "manhood" or "masculinity" I've long characterized "adulting" as feeling like I'm "putting on my man-suit"

Monkeyin' around in the swamp because I'm a literal child

Good morning, big guy! How'd you sleep? Are we marking a sun on the potty chart today? *sniff sniff* Sheesh...another thundercloud it is! Looks like those pull-ups will keep collecting dust in Daddy's closet No worries, kiddo. Hop up on the changing table, let's get you cleaned up for the day!

4 cans of cider CRUSHED 5 hours of d&d ENJOYED DinoRawrz OVERFLOWED Sweatpants SOAKED 😤

Unpopular #Locktober opinion: I think that humping and/or using a vibe with a cage on is cheating. You've got this contraption locked on your doodle to prevent it from getting stimulated, and you're stimulating it anyways? Feels like it makes the cage more of a decoration.

To anyone sleeping on Desitin/diaper rash cream as lube for their cage ring: I was a true believer of the baby oil gel gospel for a while, but after too many nights waking up feeling pinchy (likely because bedwetting washed the gel away 😅), I decided to make the switch Great success so far!

Commence good boy month 🔒

Putting a milker on a strap-on feels like the kink version of "plugging an extension cord into itself" ...but I still wanna try it 👀

"Meta-horny". Thinking about how hot it is that other guys are walking around all day with huge thick diapers and tiny dribbly cages under their "big boy clothes", just like me. They're going home, dressing like a baby, nursing pacifiers, and filling their diapers, just like me.

Friend: "Our dog started humping his stuffed animals, so we bought a new one and named it Humpy" Me: "Haha same" Friend: "...but you don't own a dog?" Me: "Oh, yeah you right 😅"

Ate a funny candy when I got home from my morning hike, and I think it might have turned me into an actual baby?!? 🤤

Each day, greet the morning with openness to the Three V's: Vigor, Victory, and Very wet bedtime pants

Week 3 of lockup horny brain be like: Writing the academic article-styled clinician's guide to the therapeutic protocol that will accompany the story I will write about the diaper-boy conversion camp Why am I like this

It's #BigDiaperFriday, and I've been working on this one since I got dressed for work 10 hours ago...Have I earned a change? 🥺

Looking for recommendations for a summer camp that turns unruly young men into diaper-dependent diaper-loving diaper-boys who spontaneously spurt when they fill their diapers 👀

Once the suppository kicks in, his locked little doodle usually squirts in his dirty diaper by the time "Icky Squishy Gooey Ooey" is done playing, and he'll be content and asleep for 20-30 min Then he'll get cleaned up, changed into his thicker home diaper and his play clothes, and you can play!

POV: you're going over your friend's house for a playdate after preschool, and this is the little pre-naptime routine his mommy uses to tire him out 👀

This #BigDiaperFriday was a trial of something interesting Found on Amazon, claims 11L capacity - which should place it in the Top 3 of Big Diapers. Yet, no reviews, no one's mentioned the brand on Reddit or here AFAIK.

My boss surprised us by ordering us lunch at the end of the workday: 😍 My body's finely-tuned internal clock is thrown off, and now I'm at the gym, seconds away from filling my diaper in the squat rack: 😵‍💫

Thinking about...stuff 👀

Diaper Dog. (I know you are going to zoom in and read that whole text box. 😵‍💫 RELAX 😵‍💫 It's the normal thing to do) subscribestar.adult/spacepupsilver

My experience with the latest Goodnites is about the same as it was in 2004: I wore one for a two-hour nap and woke up in a puddle ☔😰

These are my gym clothes 💪 As my muscles get bigger and my diapers get better, my outfit gets shorter and tighter 🙈

"I bought myself new bedsheets as a birthday gift" sounds very mature, until you see what kind of sheets they are 💜

Normal puppy apparel after an 8-hour workday and a 2 hours tidying up the yard Could make it last longer, but alas I must shower 😪

Me: a hyper sexual asexual.

It's comfy! And uhh...tiny 🥴

I feel like meta-ageplay doesn't get talked about a ton, or at least not as its own phenomenon. I feel like I know a lot of people whose sweet spot is "Okay, I want to be treated like a baby, but specifically I want to be treated like a kid who's being treated like a baby"

It approaches 👀

I'm popular with the neighbors 😎

#TMITuesday ask me anything! Bored at work and wanting the day to move by more quickly 💀

No matter how normalized diaper-wearing is in your fictional setting, Humboldt still gets teased for wearing the biggest diapers Catch him crinkling and waddling down the street, looking like his shorts are stuffed with a pillow, like, "Oh wow, he needs the BIG ones - I bet he has BIG ACCIDENTS"

I don't get the Sunday Scariest, I get the Sunday Small-n-Snugglies 🥴 It's always my uncaged/undiap'd day for gym/tan/shave/cleaning, and low-key there's something so comforting about being right back where I belong for bedtime!

This the only time I wanna be on or near a potty 😤

Dad got me good 😫 🐶 = @ad.kota.dog

Casually wearing the World's Biggest Diaper ™️ to work everyday and not changing til I get home 🤷‍♂️

ABDL aces are 🔥🔥🔥 I love the idea that there's a whole demographic of people out there who are like "Why would I want to have sex when squatting down and loading my diaper is right there??" Something really hot about wanting diapers not as part of sex but INSTEAD OF sex.

Can confirm, cloth ftw -Better for the environment -Unlimited thickness -After initial investment, cheaper in the long run (pending your water/power costs)

Put down for a special naptime with Barney on the VR and diaper hypno on my headphones 😵‍💫🔒

Me, age 10, doubling Goodnites for the first time: "Oh gosh, so thick! Imagine wearing these during the day - everyone would be able to tell!" Me, age 29: "Hehe I'm so plush-pilled and nulge-coded" #BigDiaperFriday

Everytime I see a non-ABDL bondage account posting a full-body rig and kit like "I was in here for 16 hours!", I'm like... ...what else you wearing under there 👀

My family: 3 generations of firefighters - brave, strong, masculine men who risked their lives to protect the people of our city Me: *wakes up like this*

Really ought to pivot careers to an ABDL nutritionist Hit that PR and fill your pants at the same time 💪

Quickly approaching my top spot 💜🦖💜