When you accidentally hit the button that makes the wand go “Bzz Bzz Bzz…. BZZZZZZZZ” and it ruins the rest of your day

Trust me, saying “goo goo gaga” right before climax at least once hits different. A weight lifts off your shoulders, you feel liberated, and all horny bab babble just flows out without shame from hence forth.

Ya know sometimes I wish I got something out of “regular” gay furry porn, there’s a lot of it.

Trying to get decent diaper pics in the UK during winter

Too soon?

Babyfurs be like "goo goo ga ga I think we should improve the quality of life for everyone"

Daddy showing his normie friends a pic of me in my diapers: 😴 Daddy showing his normie friends a pic of me in my diapers with a goofy ass expression on my face and my hair’s a total mess: 😭😡😳😱

Juggling a handful of games and every single one has parrying on a different button. 😒

I can do the next part by myself. 😌

Lost my wallet this morning while I was out. Couldn’t track it down, but I’ve cancelled the cards, no big deal. Family visited later and surprised me with an early Christmas present, a wallet. Universe has a real sense of humour sometimes. 🙃

Coworker: What ya get up to last night? Me: Watched diapers dry. Coworker: What? Me: What?

“That is, by far, the messiest diaper you’ve made yet.”

When you’re mid-diaper poopin’ in the middle of a conversation with your partner and they aren’t looking/haven’t noticed so all you can manage is in response to stuff is “mhmm… hmm… uhhuhh… hnmmg.”

I’m a little late. Went to a Halloween party that went long (no kids allowed, if you know what I mean). Here’s my little ghoul! 🎃

I hope our incoming alien overloads don’t mind if I use their probing table to change on.

Remember when the ‘“Young” Neil’ actor was in a hella ABDL coded short movie?

‘That’ furry car decal is atrocious. Missed opportunity not to line the sheath up with the door handle.

ABDL pacifier hierarchy.

Now that I’ve gone full cloth diaper, I suppose the next logical step is for Daddy to launch a Daddy vlog on YouTube, and go vegan.

Okay, maybe switching to cloth wasn’t a terrible idea.

A week of cloth diapers, in summary: Eye-watering upfront cost Endless laundry Impossible to conceal butt bulk Icky no. 2 clean up process But not having to gamble on whether a courier decides to show up each month is still enough reason for me to want to stick with it (for the moment.)

The kid asked for a diaper boy haircut, I obliged. (No idea what he meant, I just went wild.)

Stfu

The Diaper Boy.

your dramatic pose inspired me (disclaimer: i haven't played the game, i just looked up "dramatic videogame cover")

The Diaper Boy.

Cloth was never the plan, but fuck I’ll take it. 😮‍💨

Wrong answers only.

PSA: I know I’m ridiculously behind on follow backs. I promise it’s not some attempt to look cool with a lopsided ratio. If you’d like a follow back sooner rather than later, just give me a nudge!

Straight ABDL males don’t marry your spouse without first disclosing your sexual interests challenge impossible

“You wouldn’t display normal underwear outside so treat diapers the same.” If I spent as much money on grown-up underwear as I do diapers, I’d be showing those off at every fucking opportunity too.

Only changes I’ll accept are from a Daddy who used to be a cub, one I personally corrupted, guided, and elevated into Daddyhood through the sheer gravitational pull of my irresistible aura. 😌

I was excited to take Tangoh out for his first Halloween, but the idea of fursuiting without a diaper is (aptly) terrifying.

They could’ve made a bold choice here and they are cowards for not doing it

Feels like ABDL artists who focus on human characters rather than anthros are a 100x more likely to suddenly stop posting art and vanish from the internet, which is a shame.

I’m no graphic designer, but probably should’ve just committed to a bloody handprint instead of something that looks like it went exploring down the back of their diaper first.

Wish my potty training was connected to the cloud so I wouldn’t have to do anything to break it.

Fine. I’ll summon diapers myself.

I am at risk of becoming potty trained if this keeps up.

Someday, knowing when Pampers started featuring Sesame Street characters on their diapers is going to pay off in a big way.

No mom I don’t need a change yet

I swear most babyfurs would struggle to tie their shoelaces. 🙄

The boomer energy radiating from some of my favourite metal bands tinkering with AI slop is blinding.

Does anyone else not think of their workday as eight hours, but 2 four hours? Or 4 two hours? Feels less crushingly depressing.

I may not be a furry artist, writer, or streamer, etc but you’ve got to admit it’s genuinely hard to try be funny online without also being a total shitbag person.

So diaper deprived I’ve started eyeing my Daddy’s packs, but he’s a size larger than me. Really should’ve thought through diaper sharing logistics before falling in love with him.

Kidults are just Disney ABDL’s.

Guys, ABU are releasing a diaper called “Little Pawz” in January!! What does everyone think? The side print is giving picnic table tbh, I might just stick with M4’s.

That golden period where ABDL stories were either 2 paragraphs long or a fucking tome.