If you want to make special cookies to hand out at the next No Kings event on June 14th, I have rollers and cookie stamps that should fit the bill! liberalrocks.com/products/Coo...

Honest question - do we tax payers even have any money left? So much has gone to grifts and grabs, the treasury has got to be empty at this point. I WANT MY MONEY BACK!!!

Yesterday I crossed over 90k rocks sent out into the world to deliver liberal messages. I've set a goal of hitting 100k by midterms. Would love your help in getting there! www.liberalrocks.com PS - I mean come on, how cute are these new piggy rocks!

Dear future congress, Use my tax money to erase his narcissism from our landscape. Tear down the ballroom, rip up the patio, replace the floors. No repurposing, no "it's already here so we may as well find a use for it", no "there are better uses for taxpayer money". Get rid of it ALL!

Now that I've launched cookie dough (or clay) stamping rollers, I now literally Rock and Roll. I'll show myself out. liberalrocks.com/products/Coo...

If you have concerns about the SAVE act, I'll be hosting an office hour tomorrow to help you out. We'll look at whether Real ID will be enough to vote (probably not), how to apply for / renew you passport, and then any questions you might have. us06web.zoom.us/meeting/regi...

I'll be hosting an office hour on Monday at noon west coast time to answer questions about the process of getting your passport. Come chat with me and get your questions answered! If that's not a good time for you, send me your question and I'll get you an answer. us04web.zoom.us/meeting/regi...

Ladies - to keep your vote, get your passport open.substack.com/pub/liberalr...

One thing I'll always be proud of - Every single time I heard the song lyric "we were trying different things and smoking funny things" I would bitch about how only a dumbfuck would rhyme "things" with "things". I was bitching about that damn song lyric long before I ever knew who Kid Rock was.

If anyone is hearing about whistles and wondering how to get connected with those efforts, let me know. Whether you can make whistles, distribute them, or donate to the cost of filament for the producers, I'll connect you to how you can help.

Well, ICE is in my completely nondescript suburban neighborhood. 2 abductions within walking distance in the last week. If anything happens to me, I want Tina Yothers to play me in the movie. I was mistaken for her all the time as a kid. Would sure like to see that come full circle.

I need contact information for people distributing whistles outside of Western Washington. I accidentally amassed an army of 3d printers that have already started producing and need to organize getting them in the hands of distributors!

@liberalrocks.bsky.social Can we keep this going? We all need heroes right now.

@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social @schumer.senate.gov Let me tell you what every "Fucking Bitch" knows - no matter how much you shrink your behavior, they are going to call you that anyway. Stop with the reform BS, ICE must go. The tactic that lead to Goods death was a carryover from more than a ....

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The commentary coming from the administration when new files are dropped is giving off real "Bill Barr summarizes the Mueller Report" energy.

I downloaded a copy of the segment they don't want you to see and uploaded it here. drive.google.com/file/d/1GbPW...

I'm given to understand that Trump got on tv tonight and said....words.....sort of. Yeah, whatever. www.talkaboutepstein.com

I have lived in squirrel dense areas my whole life, but I just saw my first baby squirrel!!! Just a little thing running across my driveway with a long body and long tail. So cute!

Posting old commercials that Liberal Hubby made just before we met. Why? I dunno. Cuz we just found them and they're funny. This one sparked protests and got banned in Boston.

Yes, we'll get back to politics and rocks very soon. But I know my brain is fried and these are funny, so we're taking a moment to giggle at my man. Here's Liberal Hubby showing off some those sweet sweet moves of his! If you watched TV in New England about 25 years ago, you might remember these.

Liberal Hubby dug out a hard drive with his commercials on it. I'll be posting one a day. Back off ladies! That hunka hunk of Howdy Doody is all mine!

Call your #Democrat senators right now. They're going to cave and whoever caves first claims ownership of all the pain already felt. The narrative will be that they should have just given in at the beginning & will be blamed for the pain. Make republicans own the pain they cause damnit! Don't cave!

Can we stop associating good at business with good at governing? The skillset necessary for business is taking more $$$ than you spend. The skillset necessary for governing is protecting a population with varying needs and wants. Those are two entirely different skillsets.

Day-um!!! Mamdani is tearing down the world in this speech and I love every word of it!

Dance off in the comments!!!

Love this…

substack.com/home/post/p-... Annual enrollment and WTF are we even doing?

No Kings in Bothell Washington youtu.be/guN8dpEvtCM

A new world calls for new protests slogans.

I'm working on a ton of new rock ideas and making a kiln load of prototypes. I'm sure many of them won't make the final cut, but if you want some of the prototypes to pass out on No Kings Day, I'm offering a grab bag of protest appropriate rocks today only! www.liberalrocks.com

Really Hulu? A price increase NOW? I mean, I was on the fence about whether or not to let you off the hook for this debacle, but damn. That is New Coke level bad business decision making.

The pumpkin patch is open! liberalrocks.com/products/Pum...

If #Kimmel serves us up a big plate of roasted orange chicken tomorrow, I'm all in and will stand behind Disney as our champion in the 1st amendment fight. If we get an apology laden plate of soggy tacos, I'm out. Please don't disappoint me #Disney.

It's almost time. Sept 23 at www.liberalrocks.com - the pumpkins will be back!

Well I'm pissed. Are you pissed? I'm pissed. First CBS, now ABC. Gah, imagine this world with no rainbows, no comedy, no learning. Who the hell would want to live in that world? I despise what they're trying to build and am so angry at anyone who assists them by rolling over.

Enjoyed seeing @petebuttigieg.bsky.social speak in Seattle. The line to be seated was insane! Pic taken more than a block from the entrance. When I saw Hamilton, that line was contained to the ropes directly outside the doors. I hope we are one day worthy of calling this man Mr. President.

I'm posting videos & stuff over on the book of faces. I usually "earn" about $5-10 a month, but have begun posting my remittance notifications & a corresponding donation receipt to PBS / NPR. Go watch the videos & leave comments so we can give them more of Zucks $$$! www.facebook.com/LiberalRocks/

Welcome to "Fuck that guy Friday"! You know what guy I'm talking about & he can fuck all the way off! BC it's Friday so fuck that guy & the sycophants he rode in on! On this particularly egregious Friday, please submit your ideas for a new swear word to adequately describe how much he can fuck off.

Goodbye Elmo. Goodbye Masterpiece Theater. Goodbye Frontier House. Goodbye All Things Considered. I'm devastated.

Just got tickets to see @petebuttigieg.bsky.social speak in Seattle in Sept. Looking forward to sitting in a crowd of like minded locals to see one of the great speakers/minds of this generation.

I did a thing www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lnl_...

When @hcrichardson.bsky.social tells me to do something, I do it (thus, Liberal Rocks). And when Dictatortot tells me NOT to do something, I do that too. www.talkaboutepstein.com

I am the A-L-E-X-L-I-B-E-R-A-L Rocks, that's me! Yes, finally, it is time to see the pack that I've been working on endlessly. www.liberalrocks.com I have the honor to be your obedient servant, A. Lib

I'm about to launch the Hamilton pack just as soon as I can make some decisions. I've narrowed it down from 18 phrases to....24.

A reminder that RaCon is tomorrow at 10am PST and has changed locations to Bothell Washington. Please register your intention to attend by "buying" a ticket (use coupon code "RACON" to make it free at checkout) and you will be emailed the address. liberalrocks.com/products/RaC...

When given the choice, I will choose provide over punish every time. I think that's where the difference in our country lies.

Imagine having the ability to stop Hitler on the day his first concentration camp was opened by simply saying the word "No", but instead choosing to say "yes". May school children sing songs that teach them not to so vile and cowardly as a #murkowski in the decades to come.