Close enough, welcome back, Samekichi.

He lives.

19000 pounds psi, that's his bite force. It gets stronger in demon mode...

This orca is a demon...

" 𝗧𝗼 𝗲𝘅𝗶𝘀𝘁 𝗶𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝗯𝗲 𝗱𝗮𝗺𝗻𝗲𝗱. " 《No minors | N/SFW | Detailed RPer | 10+ years experience》 #𝕊ℙ𝕆𝕆𝕂

In orca form, balancing an exercise ball on his rostrum (the beak most dolphins inherit, orcas in particular). Fun...

@greatrulerofmobius.bsky.social "I didn't like the fact you said something about ripping up orcas, so I did the most devious lick ever; modified your Flapper to drop giant ice cube bombs and sharp icicles. This is Gale."

🐚//: If he says this shit, you know you're fucked, right?

" 𝑨 𝑫𝒆𝒗𝒊𝒍 𝒎𝒂𝒅𝒆 𝒇𝒓𝒐𝒎 𝑯𝒆𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒏, 𝒔𝒆𝒏𝒕 𝒇𝒓𝒐𝒎 𝒂𝒃𝒐𝒗𝒆. "

"A belladonna made her way to the Iceberg Isles. Greetings."

I thought- I thought she was my wife.

....She's back.

🐚//: Hi again, folks, it's good seeing you again. :) I'm having a bit of trouble, you see, I wanna muse one of these three, yet I dunno which one to muse!

🐚//: Hush now, I saw your venting post on timeline. It's gonna be alright. If you're reading this, remember the saying, "Big Brother is Always Watching." I still am. She knows who she is.

"...Clarence, the fat blonde kid?"

🚬

Once again gritting his jaws to reveal his pearly whites. Sharp, grip and tear, and strong. 19000 pounds per square inch, need to be reminded once more? And a tactical mind. He's nature's sufficient assassin of the seven seas.

Running his hands through his hair, where the fuck are his cigars? He's stressing.

And now we meet in an abandoned studio We hear the playback and it seems so long ago And you remember the jingles used to go You were the first one (Oh-a-oh) You were the last one In my mind and in my car We can't rewind we've gone too far (Oh-a-a-a-oh) (Oh-a-a-a-oh) 🎵

I met your children (Oh, a, oh) What did you tell them? Pictures came and broke your heart (Oh-a-a-a-oh) And now we meet in an abandoned studio We hear the playback and it seems so long ago And you remember the jingles used to go 🎵

I heard you on the wireless back in '52 Lying awake intent at tuning in on you If I was young it didn't stop you coming through (Oh-a-oh) They took the credit for your second symphony Rewritten by machine on new technology And now I understand the problems you can see 🎵

And so remember, as the ocean is vast, deep, and blue, an apex predator is in the midst. Death has a form, and it's the shape of a black and white cetacean that'll pretty much bite you into chunks.

Hiss.

"I can easily rip your ribs out your chest and use one of your ribs as a toothpick."

Bowing to Wadda as he snickered away back to his iceberg. "Glad to be of service, my little witch. Your dolphin friend, safe and sound. And oh, tell your seagull friend to stop panicking, she thinks I'd make chicken dinner out of her."

The orca was bored. So bored, he went to go play ball... by himself. Yup. Just tail whipping the ball against the wall, and catching it with his hands.

Idate wins. Fatality.

In his orca form, opening up those bone crushing jaws. A group of tourists saw the orca and began chucking some mackerel and snappers into his mouth. Or at least they did so after he gave a demanding "squeak."

"It's times like these where I recite lyrics to one of my favorite tunes~ 🎵"

I heard you on the wireless back in '52 Lying awake intent at tuning in on you If I was young it didn't stop you coming through (Oh-a-oh) They took the credit for your second symphony Rewritten by machine on new technology And now I understand the problems you can see 🎵

"Bring it on, Egghead, your bionic flunkies are nothing but body counts beneath the waves; nothing but husks, rusting away as they form reefs for the fishies."

🐚//:

Does a Free Willy pose above the squirrel, let alone the entire Lego playset. And then demolishing everything with his own weight.

No 🫶💖

"No, fuck you, honestly." Morphs into a plush.

Here he comes.

🐚//: The day Bluesky let's me use gifs is the day it's easier for me to use captions. 💔

Squawk.

Standing high and mighty behind a podium, arms crossed. These local fish better cast their votes for me, he thought. Heheheheheh...

🐚//: Funa wiki: "Gris is a cachalot (sperm whale) 🐳💖"

"This woman got issues, holy shit."

"It can't get any worse-" Idate on his way to fuck your day up even more:

Guess the Mayors got a little Mayor to take over once they've passed away. Neat.

Flicking his tail.