"Howdy do, feline."

"Oh look Big, a dumb pink fish for you, she wears a crown too."

"DAMN, lay off the lasagna, Garfield."

🐚//: temp pinned 💙 #elusivedigi

🐚//: Imma roleplay as Mitu or Kane (if I spelt that wrong, sorry, I love the coin kitty...)

🐚//; baby orcas are orange

Not to stereotype, but bunnies are a bit perverse.

She's not gonna let you tap either now that she knows you have a pet snail.

Nice whelk you have there. Be a damn shame if I grabbed the salt, and as-salt your snail friend. =) 🧂

🐚//: I don't the :) I do the =) instead

🐚//: I got my writer tag/username from the fact I'm a very obscure writer, making me elusive. And the Digi came from the fact I'm an avid Digimon fan. But my real name is Angel =) 💙

"...Digimon have Prom Nights?"

He's a pussy.

I forgot you're naked from the waist down.

You know for a rabbit that likes to talk shit, walk around naked from the waist down 24/7, and don't know there are different types of orcas No. I have not been in the Mediterranean because I'm an orca of the POLAR regions.

What the hell is Ibiza

Peace out, bunny scout.

THERE, THERE, YOU'RE SEEING IT HAPPENING IN ACTION-

Yeah you're staring because he just called me an insult in Spanish, and I studied enough Spanish to know he called me an idiot.

Poseidon gimme the strength To not melt that chocolate bunny in a pot and drink him up like a café latté.

Oh I thought you say "chocolate conejo"

"This is as Seductive as it gets." #SeductiveSunday

Toodle peep~! I dont wanna give this bunbun a headache.

I mean he does look like an unwrapped Easter bunny, right?

If it wasn't for the fact he's an adorable, sentient chocolate bunny, I could've turned him into rabbit stew.

"Good luck, little bunny, I think the bbw bunny don't want anything to do with me, I filled her lungs with cigar breath, oops~"

"Mmm, look at all that chubby in that bunny. Makes me wish I was a bunny..." coughcoughwhenmywriterangedecidestomakearabbitmuse 🐚//; I'm working on it. "Oh sh- sorry, writer." 🐚//: you should be.

🐚//: We worship BBWs 💙

⠀ ⠀ 𝑭𝒍𝒐𝒘𝒆𝒓 𝑜𝑓 𝐵𝑎𝑟𝑟𝑒𝑛𝑑𝑎𝑙𝑒 𝑀𝑒𝑠𝑎. 𓂃⋆.˚ ⠀ ⠀

🐚//: I think I might make another SFW account based off of my favorite Disney character:

Temp pinned HEAVY MATURE THEMES GALORE 🔞 #ElusiveDigi

Sooooo anxious~ 🎵

Spyhopping on the timeline.

🐚//: I imagined myself as a stripper dancing to Katy Perry's "Firework" I can be a girlboss too 💅💙

I have a friend who has tentacles And he's a giant-

🐚//: I havent touched my King Boo account because I'm avoiding spoilers for the Super Mario Bros 2 movie.

"Ah! It doesn't."

"Satan celebrating Easter... And how does that work, exactly."

"This is as Seductive as it gets." #SeductiveSunday

🐚//: Good afternoon, yall

🐚//: Damn right I called his ass a monster, I said "you a monster, but you ain't ever a Kaiju, Pokémon, Digimon, Monster Hunter, or Monster energy drink levels of monster, you scum" 😭

How does one look at him and go, "yeah he can tap"

Moony, no, he's too big for you...

Can she smush me next, but first I wanna lay eye on this Satan fella..

🐚//: Dunno what possessed you to start fights on the timeline, harass 2 people, DOXX their deceased mother, and you have the balls to play victim?? I don't see why I should be associated with someone so vile, calling them the Devil would be a major insult to Satan himself.

Shrimp Reminder Doxxing peoples dead relatives and people going to the ER isn’t drama

🐚//: Oops, my main/writer account has been logged off automatically??

"I can be a chainsmoker, yeah."

"Yeah she is the devil."