We in this beach Finna get CROQUÈ

🐚//: let us begin

🐚//: who wants to see a compilation of all the rabbits I roleplayed as over the years?

🐚//: all of the demonic muses of mine had at least one thing in common: wicked smiles.

🐚//: his dumbass bandmates in question:

⚡KRACKO AHHHHHHHHHHH

I was gonna sing a song for the Rabbids and then I saw something about a "fart". Time to put my trumpet and other instruments away.

I would give my life up for the Rabbids.

LOOK AT MEEE, IM THE BANE OF YOUR EXISTANCE, "SATAN"

If I had a bell for everytime I get called "chocolate" and "Easter bunny"

....And Satan never refers to himself in 3rd person.

Satan, from I remembered, looked like: A goatman Or a red man with a goatee, pair of wings, and a pointy tail You sir, are no Satan. You're a fool.

...I thought Satan took form as, well, some red dude with horns, wings, and a pointy tail. And a trident. And a funny goatee. Mayor told me Satan is a goatman.

Satan took form as a guy who's skinny as hell, looks like Venom and Spawn, grow arms out of... slime, I guess?? And attacks Rabbids. Seems legit.

Please don't stereotype my goat neighbors as "one with Satan," that's not nice.

That is one big ass cheeseburger.

🐚//: Bunnies are like my 7th, 8th, or 9th fave animals of all time

This is me.

Oh sorry mr. Orca, you are Promiscuous, like Nelly Furtado featuring Timbaland levels of "Promiscuous"

I looked cute as a baby...

🐚//: Ai generated art? In my soup? No thanks, I wanna speak to the manager.

....He wanted to hurt my snail.

You hurt Jerry, I'm gonna break your kneecaps. Cabron.

Mayor gave me a whelk. I'm gonna name him Jerry.

WOWWWW, OKAYYY.

“ ‘ℍ𝕖𝕣 𝕒𝕤𝕤 𝕨𝕚𝕝𝕝 𝕟𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕣 𝕓𝕖 𝕓𝕒𝕝𝕝𝕚𝕟’ ’ 𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕪 𝕤𝕒𝕚𝕕…𝕓𝕚𝕥𝕔𝕙 𝕀 𝕓𝕖 𝕓𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕜𝕚𝕟’ 𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕝𝕖𝕤 𝕒𝕝𝕝 𝕕𝕒𝕪 𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕘! 𝕆𝕙! 𝔸𝕟𝕕 𝕞𝕒𝕙 𝕒𝕤𝕤 𝕚𝕤 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕓𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕜𝕤 𝕙𝕚𝕡𝕤. 𝔽𝕒𝕔𝕖𝕤 𝕥𝕠𝕠~” 𝙷𝚊𝚣𝚎𝚕, 𝙵𝚊𝚝-𝙰𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚍 𝙰𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚝𝚎

Visit Ibiza. 🐰❤️

You know, for an orca that travels pretty much around the globe, you never once heard or seen a Spanish island off the Mediterranean sea, haven't you?

My Mayor thought it was nice to name his Island "Ibiza."

She's my type, but I'm not hers.

Glaring at her with puppy eyes.

I'm wearing a shirt though!

Still serving her some hot cocoa and bread he made earlier. While happily pouring the lukewarm liquid in a mug, and using pincers to place a bun on a plate, he tiled his head and chuckled softly. "Saw someone acknowledge you as: momma. Which fits you, you look out for those in need. Bless you!"

She hasn't seen a thing.

😇 The nicotine is making him delusional, pay him no mind~

The adjective is reverse in Spanish.

I spread lotion around my fur that makes me smell like cocoa.

🐰💢

Please don't let the smell of cocoa beans being blended ruin her sense of smell, he was making a pan of hot cocoa with rolls of bread; it's his breakfast, usually. He's humming a tune as the sound of dishes clutter the kitchen, neatly prepping the table for breakfast.

🐚//: I kinda wanna say he's Puerto Rican but was born and raised in Ibiza

Paradise is in Ibiza. I'll take my date to Ibiza 🐰❤️

If she doesn't like chocolate, too bad, so sad, I'm a bunny that... looks like I'd been dipped in some chocolate. I'm sweet as hell, like chocolate.

Holding up his hat, hopping with glee, and then clutching it to his chest. "I FOUND IT! ESOOOO!"

Nobody hit me up, my boater hat's gone, no me hablas.

Yawning as he got up from bed, stepping out to the front door when- "...Qué demonios, wh- where's my- WHERE'S MY STRAW HAT?!"

She's so sweeet... 🐰❤️

No hard feelings to my friend Usagi. Ange thought I was cuter...

"I wanna introduce myself to her."

Daaaaaamn, look at her, cosa guapa, he thought to herself. Hermosa... "...Uh, que verguenza on my part, sorry ma'am."

Who- who said that?