3 weeks in a ROW. I'm fucking getting edged by this god damned D&D game. And it's not like the excuses are shit or things that shouldn't take precedence over a silly little game. First week 2 people had irl commitments, one was in the hospital. Last two weeks, the GM was sick. But, FUCK.

Hey cutie, wanna come back to my place, play Taps, and give your dick a burial at bus-sea?

My brain is so fucked up, dude. Sometimes it's like "Damn, I wish I was a 5'5" skinny femboy twink" and then others it's like "Damn, if my tits were more proportional to the rest of my body, I could pull off such a good thicc goth mommy physique."

Watching a video on selective breeding and turning to Tribble and explaining that she's an example of selective breeding, because she's a Manx, a breed of cat bred to have no tail and a fat ass. She doesn't care.

Born to be a Discord kitten, forced to be a semi functional adult 😔

Tomorrow, I get to do a romantic scene with my awkward Klingon in Star Trek Adventures. Friday, I SHOULD get to enact my murder plan on a bad dude in D&D. Sunday I'm gonna get to do so much kinky stuff AND pose for cool pictures. Hopefully that sustains my mood for a week...

This CAT. She is rarely in the mood to cuddle or sit on my lap. Today, though, she chose to sit on my lap right before I needed to get up and leave for therapy. If she wasn't a perfect creature, I'd be so annoyed.

Would it be morally wrong to make a satire conspiracy theory channel where my entire thing is saying the most absurd shit I can think of and selling literal sugar pill supplements with claims of increasing testosterone and fertility by 500% and shit? Like, those people wanna be exploited, right?

I'm so needing therapy that every hour until I go tomorrow is DRAGGING

Man I love getting railed

'Full Moon' is such a dramatic episode of two emotionally stunted stupid fucking gay idiots crashing into each other in the most explosive possible way, and it's so fucking DELICIOUS 😭

I am struggling so fucking much with my mental health lately. Idk what else I'm capable of doing to stop this spiral I've been on for almost a month now. Realistically, I should go to the hospital, but it's such a shitty time for me to need that...

I had a dream where I was stuck in a Groundhog Day time loop where I had to fix a family's trauma, but everything I tried ended with a family member dying or traumatized in the future. Eventually I understood that I had to die in the past to fix everything because I was the problem.

Nintendo: I've made a cute woman character :) Fan artists: Oh yeah, she's cute... Wish she had a gigantic ass and mammoth tits Nintendo: *angrily jerks off while crying*

I fucking love when people do things with their body to be expressive. Hell yeah, baby! You want that side shave? Wanna get a tattoo on your forehead that says "Your Ad Here?" Hell yeah, babes! Express who you are! Your body is a canvas, and you are the artist!

Man I love intrusive thoughts. I'm watching a Hollow Knight lore video and my brain just goes "Man, it'd be so cool to die right now..."

Jupiter is hilarious. Sometimes it throws rocks at us. Sometimes, it says "Fuck you, no one messes with my solar system except ME" and deflects shit from hitting us. It's a protective bully.

ADHD is such a feisty bitch. Sometimes you latch on to something so hard nothing else matters. Sometimes, you literally can't sleep because you're thinking about 30 things a second. Awesome when it works for you, complete ass when it works against you.

I'm fucking gay

I'm trying so hard to avoid Hazbin Hotel Season 2 spoilers. How am I supposed to make it through the end of the month with people talking about it?

It's so cool when brain says "You have 2 options: you can either find something to do today OR you can go to the grippy sock motel" and then I can't find anyone to hang out with, and my brain won't stop screaming about how fucking everyone hates me long enough for me to think of alternatives.

Omg omg omg, a professional photographer who does nude kink portraiture in my area asked me if I'd be willing to model for him sometime, and today we met for coffee to feel each other out! I'm so excited, this is something I never thought I'd do!

Name a movie re perfect creature. You can't.

I'm sleepy and cold so it's time to watch Bendy Straw Cucumber Patch flirt with Bilbo Baggins while he wears a silly hat

If Trump is ever removed from office(either by being overthrown or actually stepping down in 2028(if we're still alive)), I think the only way we can repair the damage he's done by putting a fat black transbian into the office.

Something I think people who wail and gnash their teeth about Rings of Power and its deviations from the text is that Tolkien's writing often deviated from his previous stories. Plotlines may have largely stayed the same, but the details frequently changed.

"Rings of Power is trash" Yeah but have you considered that if Charlie Vickers swept you out into the middle of the ocean and tried to convince you to be his queen, you'd probably cum?

I think one of my favorite things about Lord of the Rings is that it's kinda silly that the fate of the world is basically decided by a fistfight between two 3 and a half foot tall silly boys, but it still FEELS impactful because we've had 3 books that treat them with honor and respect. It's awesome

Friends and I got high and made smut again 😁

Frodo is honestly so peggable

Galadriel? Arwen? Eowyn? There's only ONE woman in Lord of the Rings that I idolize.

The Ents are the coolest thing in Tolkien's work, hands down. Them shattering Isengard is by FAR my favorite moment in the movies. Not seeing it in the books does suck a bit, but instead we get an incredible chapter in "The Voice of Saruman." I'd say it's almost a wash.

Assuming SSA uses the full time legally available to them, I will be waiting another YEAR for my claim for disability to go through. For reference, I'm 2 years and change into the process. This feels designed to give SSA as much hope as possible that I will give up or die to not pay. Fuck everything

Y'all... I'm unhealthy as fuck. Severe depression, PTSD, ADHD, and, of course, BPD. And now I'm coming to the realization that I'm probably a sex addict... I have a consistent pattern of unhealthy behavior related to sex, and it's... Hard to explain, especially in the character limit...

I'm so used to watching reaction and analysis videos from TB Skyen that when I branch out from my comfort 'Tuber, I get confused that their videos aren't 15 hours long. What the hell is conciseness and how do I learn this ancient sorcery? I love having context, but sometimes it takes too long 😭

My favorite way to explain "More Than Anything" is calling it a Father/Daughter love song, but not like that, you freaks.

Fuck I could go for degrading sex right now. Anyone wanna rail a depressed chubby femboy

Oh my word, I'm so proud of this piece. It's so detailed and pretty, I love it so much. M'uun is such a sexy little twink. #art #digitalart #HollowKnight

I wanna be clear: I am not usually a detail heavy artist. I typically prefer the phrase "less is more" when I'm designing a character. However... When you're putting a character into a belly dancer outfit, you need stuff to jingle. I'm going insane. #WIP #digitalart #HollowKnightInspired

Going to a play tonight 🤩

How the fuck did I not notice that White Girl in Get Out drives a Lincoln. That's such a clever detail lmao.

Might currently be an edging, leaky mess

Gay sex is raw. Even when condoms are used.

"The Jem Hadar don't eat, they don't drink, and they don't have sex. If that's not bad enough, the Founders don't eat, don't drink, and don't have sex. My financial future is in dire straits." "It might not be all bad. Maybe the Vorta are gluttonous, alcoholic sex maniacs!" Perfect writing.

Redline is such a beautiful movie. My god, shit is so stylized and gorgeous. Fucking fuck

It never ceases to amaze me at how hilarious Quark can be. My guy gives the exact same "The line must be drawn HERE! And no further!" speech as Picard when he's faced with the prospect of his culture shifting towards understanding and equal rights. It's honestly a beautiful joke.

Drawing is fun

Rom probably has a massive cock

Depression getting me down? Time to watch some of my favorite DS9 episodes. Currently watching 4-16 "Bar Association." What can I say? I love me a communist himbo.