you know what. i think a fat pervert COULD fix me, and theres only one way to find out!!

in the mood for somebody to be a freaknasty pervert abt me while i whine and act all embarrassed and reticent while i not-so-secretly love it....

ughh probably no streams today or maybe tmrw, im busy slamming my head against my desk, repeatedly

THIS IS WHAT IVE BEEN SAYING THE WHOLE TIME

okay ill try to keep all the messyposting under here so u can block this thread if u want or w/e idk how bsky works

soju SUNDAY prob some out of pocket posts later ✨♥️

guard dog

new video went up today for pretty princess puppies :3 www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pvI...

u guys i was gonna have a soju saturday but i legitimately cannot even open this bottle without my gag reflex going "if a drop of that hits your tongue im going to kill you dead all night" 😭😭

I was grabbing my channel link and was blessed with this again and i just want to bring it back up for the population. @salemaudio.bsky.social remember when you werent so brain rotted by league?

so im really gonna have to blacklist the word pits huh

new audio up on patreon! spoiling with lots of love :3 💖 will be out on YT later this month!

new audio out later this week, up on patreon now !

i will say i do think twink4twink gays do have an easier time with brand coherence than twink4beef types LIKE.... person comes to my page thinking they'll get kissy images of waifish femboys being delicately horny??? no. big stupid werewolf cock. another big stupid werewolf cock. another big st

tell me, what do ur omega eyes see...

Catching up on owed work! This one is for @arachibi.bsky.social of his big stud, Coach.

Anybody ordering pizza tonight? Commission done for @vincentorczk.bsky.social

felt cute, might go collect some shards of the sacred jewel later??

was nice having a boyfriend again for like 3 days 🙃 UGH

cozy mommy femboy vibes!! u might even get a number out of it 😳😳 www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIIy...

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HAPPY PRIDE im fightin the depresso rn but we still Celebratin 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

yeah youtube the forehead kisses and me talking about a shoulder massage is really crossing a line, you're right

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u guys its 2026 we dont need to get the puppy listener in trouble or threaten them with punishment in the first 2 minutes of the audio to set the dynamic. there are other ways i Promise.

avoiding being a cringe millenial who calls tasks and responsibilities 'adulting' by being a cringe femboy who calls tasks and responsibilities 'boywifing'

✨ boywifed✨ some dinner 4 myself in my fav axolotl socks 🧦 🦎 I think my tuna steaks are getting better!!

i wanna see the cute ABO posts abt pretty omega scents but the Certified Freaks gotta make me wade thru fields of pit sniffing content that i can't block bc they use the same KEYWORDS.....

fresh ear noms, hot off the presses! 💖 layered over a sound bath for sleepy vibes 💤 www.youtube.com/watch?v=01bV...

every 'wave' of asmrtists has a different vibe, usually every couple years, and the newest wave of ppl all feel so fun and silly to me lately!! lots of new audios to check out :O

"your a 31 y/o side looking for dates lol, good luck" "thank you!! ive been much happier since I decided I prefer mutual affection over a backwater top whose first message pertains to plans regarding my asshole"

i have decided 2 stop taking shit in my comments after getting some snark about my early access on patreon do people not realize the recent year-long early access change is like. me trying to avoid paywalling.....

new asmr up today! kibby pampering, got u on a leash!! 💖 www.youtube.com/watch?v=iq7J...

NEW EMOTES HAVE ARRIVED!! hopefully will be ready for stream tomorrow :)

i think i deserve to be face first in somebodys tummy wrapping my cute lil nervous monkey tail into the palm of their hand and being all wiggly while they pet me

“Gag unto others as you would have them gag unto you” or whatever the saying was

u guys. i want out of the porn stache meta. we let the queer hipsters fool around a little, and then the rest of the gay community saw the inch and took a mile. im making MY voice known

keeps forgetting to take my medication "why am i struggling" bitch i can tell you at least ONE reason- two actually!! still sleeping 3 hours a night after 12+ months of 10+ different rx's. i have tried. transcutaneous auricular vagus nerve stimulation. transcranial alternating current stimulation.

"yeah we talk every day!" "yeah, most days we talk!" "oh, i guess it has been a couple days?" "a WEEK? really, time flies..." sometimes u DONT need a life experience, actually 👁️👁️

"will they won't they 👀" is fun in theory and less fun when the answer is "they won't" 🙃

i made treats! :3 breakfast time, who wants some tuna : O twitch.tv/salemaudio 💚💜

plz don’t stop

desperately need people to stop using gooning as a synonym for jacking off 😭 that's a whole different thing my guy!!

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Dogboy has many snacks

tops wanting to get eaten out would have obliterated the average 2012 homosexual's mind

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