Men are dicks. Wine is therapy. Karaoke is violence. My friends are saints.💚🍷

Please be kind to retail workers over the next few days. We’re just as stressed as you are, I promise! Snapping, name calling and just generally being dicks isn't fair on any of us

The world is heavy this time of year and no matter how much I try and hold it all up, it’ll crush me eventually. I’m just so tired.

@stephenmcgann.uk I have a proposal for you, Mr McGann. Much love from a big fan😂❤️

Hour 29 of being awake. I made it to the end of my shift! I'm now wrapped in a blanket on the sofa, with the heating on trying not to nap

22 hours awake, and I'm going downhill fast, and I've not even made it to work yet? I've got strange shapes in front of my eyes and feel like I might drop at any time. Wish me luck for my first day back🫠

This makes me very happy😭❤️

if I had 2 nickels for every time I gave my favorite character in a tv show a fictional brothers, I would have 2 nickels. Which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it’s happened twice.

Mr McGann, can we please have this selfie? Pretty please?❤️ It’s the only thing on my Christmas list…🥹 @stephenmcgann.uk

26th on the Japanese Luck Calendar for 2026🤯 Hopefully that means some better times are coming🤞

Honestly, just want to sleep for a week! Slept through most of my evening visitors and just had to be awakened for my last meds🤦🏻‍♀️😴

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@stephenmcgann.uk are you ok, pal? Did someone switch your coffee to decaf by chance?😂 Miss Main, blink twice if you need saving!❤️

Adore that the server just lets me be me and lets me have my little moments (or hours) of obsessing/madness😂

Girl, you're not in brainrot. You’re in a brain malfunction!

My heart is always so full after crazy nights in the server❤️

Took me about 47 years but it’s finally completed 🫶

Just home from what is hopefully my one and only social event of the year😂 Now I’m away to hide in my little cave for a bit😭

I haven't heard from any family today. Which means they’ve either fallen out with me for some reason or they've received what they need from me this week and can go back to pretending I don't exist. Oh, how I love my life.

In the past month, I've had a UTI, the flu, and now a cold, which will inevitably trigger my bronchitis… I think someone should lock me in a bubble!

I need to see Laura Main on The Traitors before I die

The CTM server being active for a whole year next week is absolutely astonishing to me! A little something I set up on a whim has become the best decision. I’ve never laughed, cried, or joked the way I have with this amazing group of people. Truly grateful to call that fantastic bunch friends!

October is #SpinaBifidaAwarenessMonth, and I wrote a poem to my younger self, Wee Hez. She didn’t know how hard it would be, but she also didn’t know how much love, resilience, and fire she carried inside her. If you’ve ever felt lesser because of your body or your story, this is for you.💙

Where are you today mentally? My ex-best friend has a smear campaign out against me for god knows what reason. Every part of my body hurts, and I’ve cried four separate times over pictures of Laura Main. To answer your question, I’m not entirely sure.

President Trump and Congressional Republicans just shut down the government because they refused to stop your health care costs from rising. Let me be clear: Republicans are in charge of the White House, House, and Senate. This is their shutdown.

“Nail the big moments and don't sweat the small speed bumps.” ~ David Plouffe @kamalaharris.com

i’m deeply unhappy in ways i cant talk about with anyone and i just want to sleep forever

The biggest congratulations to everyone at Call the Midwife on their win at the NTAs for Best Returning Drama! Thoroughly deserved after 8 years! @stephenmcgann.uk ❤️

The fact that there isn’t a CTM/Nonnatus House LEGO set yet is an abomination.

Listen, I’ve only kept up to date on Strictly for one season. This? You bet your ass I’m going to be seated to see #alexkingston dance every week

Beautiful!😍 I feel like holding her hand would fix me🥰❤️

My god, look at them! Beautiful people❤️ @stephenmcgann.uk Also, Mr McGann, if you’re looking for a new profile picture, this is it!🙂

When your favourite people are just the cutest about!🥲❤️ Hope you’re all having a great time in Hong Kong! @stephenmcgann.uk

when my coworkers ask how was my weekend but this is what i did:

writing is 90% just sitting there like this

Look at me getting kisses from Mr McGann on a random Wednesday afternoon😏 I feel so special! @stephenmcgann.uk

Sister Ursula… nope, can’t think of anything.

If the news is trustworthy, my little 1960s/70s midwife loving heart is broken💔 I’ll truly miss the best show that has ever been.

Congratulations to the best team! Best Drama at the TRIC Awards 2025❤️ @stephenmcgann.uk #CallTheMidwife

Suits you Mr McGann😂❤️ @stephenmcgann.uk

Still laugh at this😂 Poor Stephen❤️ @stephenmcgann.uk

Love when a man gets on with his mother-in-law😂😉❤️ Christmas can't come quick enough!!! @stephenmcgann.uk

Let's try not to fall asleep on VC tonight😂

It’s 1AM. Should I be in bed? Yes. Am I currently on VC with my team with no plans to sleep any time soon? Also yes.❤️

I'm a simple kinda gal. Just knowing one of the server girlies took the time to send me a postcard ‘just because’ from the US has my heart full! We’re a crazy bunch, but I love them!❤️❤️

Swiping on Tinder has made me realise that my type is Ginger!😳👀

Show your age! What was number one the day you were born and the day you turned 18. Day I was born: Usher - You Make Me Wanna Day I turned 18: Shawn Mendes - Stitches

Amazing how ‘complete strangers’ can make your heart so light! I feel the best I’ve felt in weeks (and not just due to the wine😂) I truly have found my forever people❤️