“i’m learning blender” that’s great! i’ve been practicing microwave for a while and i think i’ve gotten pretty good at it. might tackle toaster next

Gonna start a service where you have to pay me to

i fear she’s getting repetitive

the biggest tragedy in the online content creator space is how many genuinely talented people serve an algorithm that doesn't give a fuck about them instead of pursuing their own creative ambitions

spent years aligning myself with strawberry but i fear i’ve made a shift towards cherry

ITS A BEAUTIFUL DAY TO PLAY SUPERVIVE

the grip supervive is about to have on me for the foreseeable future is TIGHT

gonna pick one (1) of my friends and start copying every post they make word for word and see how long it takes for them to catch on.

headbutted my dentist really hard and now i think hes mad at me (it was on purpose.) :(((

one of those lil hacker dudes joined my webfishing lobby and kicked like 75% of the people but lemme tell ya. my line never left the water. fish fear me. hackers fear me. god fears me.

I was never human i just happened to live in the human world in a human body

i feel maternal instincts when i look at the rizzler. i want to keep that sweet young man safe from the horrors of the world.

3 reposts should i start askin for brand deals

leave webfishing ALONE

am i famous yet

none of these 10 year olds realize how good i am at dress to impress

WHERE ARE ALL THE PORN BOTS

you’re either an ass eater or an eass atter

should i go to truth social next

i will be the first person to get cancelled on bluesky

hey guys! i’m here to start the #smallstreamer community on #bluesky ! follow train?

how much am i allowed to threaten people on here

they’re eating the gluppies

Daily bunny no.2774 brought a few plus ones

how do i re-curate a timeline. inserting key words. the wonder years. the mountain goats. phillies. arcane. joy and whimsy.

saw a tweet about being free from bot replies so here i am