Albert Fan

Listen to Fabregas here on defensive substitutions at 1 goal up. Hits the nail on the head.

To depress myself even more, gonna watch an episode of The Light in the Hall

Like the last World Cup semi, the Euros final. We never learn. Absolute negative crap after we scored.

Hope Lamine Yamal has taped the match, so he can take Lee Dixon’s advice on timing his runs better. Might really improve him as a player…

Rogers/Spence were excellent

Erling Br-Out Haaland

Madeley as his wife drops her dressing gown to the floor

Jude lad. What a man

Get Shilton on

Pre-match beers 🍺

Howay England!

Back to the start for the first time since Covid 👌🏻

Innocent Tam. Just threw a bird around the drive for 20 mins and then ate it 😂

Howay Belgium! 👊🏻

Harry Kane with his best Darren Cann impression.

Fuck off ref man you daft cunt

Gordon been great

No probs for ‘arry, he’s dealt with thinning ‘air for years

Save that 👍🏻

Howay man ref

Why is Jiminez wearing a ref cam?

‘God Save Our Queen’ from Gordon there

Haaland man 😍

Yursss!

Hate this shitty pre-planned choice of songs at the World Cup. Cheesy American shit. Must’ve been listening to Barry in the Box

Jon Bon Jovi must’ve made enough to pay his mortgage off and buy at least one more wig at this rate #poweradehydrationbreak

What a fucking strike!

Baywatch casting director. 1989.

Current situation. Perfect.

Did what we needed to do, but fucking hell that was hard work.

Good job Kane didn’t shout ‘vamos’, he’d have flooded the stadium.

Ha ha! Get in man!

Tam is chasing a moth. Pretty sure all of the blinds will be pulled down by morning.

www.imdb.com/title/tt1809... Great film!

www.imdb.com/title/tt1733... Just noticed this is on Prime. Best foreign language TV programme ever. Get it watched.

‘Donald, where’s yer boozers?!’ Tremendous

@yakhunt.net Didn’t realise you were on FB m8…

www.imdb.com/title/tt2108... Good second series 👌🏻

Yasss Scotland!

The Scottish national anthem >>> better than any other

Sheena had bought some tiramisu ice cream from the Aldi and it’s 👌🏻

Gods country. Nice Sunday dinner done 😋

Don’t often drink red anymore, but a treat for a Saturday night. Cheers!

In a cab. The driver glances at me. ‘Has anybody ever told you that you look like…’ I mentally prepare myself: Llewelyn-Bowen? Dave Grohl? Marco? ‘… Gaddafi?’ FFS.

Arrived in Bellingham and greeted by my new pal. I’m gonna call him Roy as he has a very soft neck like Roy Hodgson

Show us the last four albums you listened to #last4albums

I Want Sue (She’s So Heavy)

Didn’t think Gerrard would be so upset mind