Love the new one from Getdown Services: open.spotify.com/track/10K97X...

IMAGINE THIS COMING ON IN YOUR HEADPHONES, STANDING IN A SQUAT RACK. Let’s fuckin’ goooooo

This quote from Apollo 14 astronaut Edgar Mitchell has been in my head the last few days

This sounds like two songs playing at once.

Fucking YES.

Thing is, I went down the market and got a job lot of Scrubs when everyone was Scrubs mad. Now I can’t shift the fucking things. youtube.com/watch?v=FrLe...

I hope Louis Theroux is having really, really great day.

I was worried about watching the new Louis Theroux documentary about the Manosphere ‘cause it would be too depressing, but this shit is the funniest thing I’ve watched in AGES.

Just in the gym Googling totally normal stuff

Zero to Absolute Dross™️ in a matter of seconds. #TOTP

Started watching the new Young Sherlock last night. The lead is played by a lad called Hero Beauregard Faulkner Fiennes Tiffin, and it’s just so great to see yet another public school posho get a top role. Can’t get ENOUGH of that really.

Heard this on Gilles’s show yesterday. And this is why I love Gilles Peterson. youtube.com/watch?v=fsva...

New War™️ just dropped!

Yeah, ‘cause they’re cool.

Something green 💚

Now we have the "patriots", Reform and the Labour Party protecting women and girls, here's 5 things us ladies can do now: 1. pick up male hitchhikers 2. say no 3. walk home at night 4. trust the police 5. continue with our tapestry making and pressing flowers x

just spitballing but some of it might have something to do with 15 years of sociopathic behavior culminating in the enthusiastic embrace of violent fascism

Let this soothe your jangling nerves this morning. You can thank me later x youtube.com/watch?v=0v2n...

PHWOOOOAR

Just found a Crunchie from 2005 at the ‘rents place. LOOK AT THE SIZE OF IT!!

Yeah but WHAT IF 79 people came round for a cuppa all at once and you didn’t have enough cups. What then?

“Crying out with flavour”

In lighter news, you gotta wonder right? 🤔 😅

Just finished a bag of spinach BEFORE it turned into a bag of black mulch. Feeling so on top of my shit right now.

I’m sorry about the job losses ofc, but the word “punk” being co-opted by a bunch of Top-Gear-live-audience-looking-motherfuckers has pissed me off no end since they came on the scene.

With the news that Brewdog is fucked, time to re-watch this absolute classic: youtu.be/-wP3BjTdogY?...

Just saw a man do the biggest, most defeated sigh looking at the Valentine’s Day flower section in Big Tesco. And if you don’t think massive societal pressure to get your missus a bunch of flowers and do the absolute bare minimum ain’t the most romantic thing ever, well, I just can’t help you.

Who wore it better?

Women’s Big Air final is INCREDIBLLLLLLLE 😍

Really great toilet content from our local boozers yesterday:

This photo is funnier than it has any business being people.com/hairdresser-...

Bristol I love you. But you’re fackin DIRTY. This is just from going up one side and down the other on two short streets 😭

WINTY LYMPICS!

There is something that happens in my body at 2.10, that makes me SO INCREDIBLY HAPPY AND I LOVE MUSIC SO MUCH HOW DOES IT DO THIS?! open.spotify.com/track/3TXrh3...

15 BLUMMIN’ YEARS. (And I think we look better now 😌 so that’s a massive win.)

Another mix from me 😀 An hour of house and disco for your ear-based entertainment. Satisfaction guaranteed or your money back*!! (*its free. There will be no exchange of monies.) www.mixcloud.com/shesaidyes/m...

Really close to adult-tantrum’ing at the absolute INJUSTICE that it’s Monday again already.

Legit could watch the man in Timpson’s machine for hours. So soothing.

So it’s just, like EVERYONE* then? #EpsteinFiles (*men.)

I have been printing these out and leaving them lying around on desks in the office. Nobody throws receipts away in offices just in case they are important.

Just paid off a credit card card and closed the account and it feels SO FUCKING GOOD UUUUUUUUGH

America’s having a normal one again I see.

Poor Whitney obviously didn’t follow the care instructions on her cardi bless her #totp

SING IT LAURYN #totp

MAN CORR!! *aggressively points at Jim* #totp

I’m sorry is it bring your child’s annoying band to work day or summat? #totp

I’m sorry who the fuck are these miniature estate agents? #totp

It’s Penguin Awareness Day which seems like a great excuse to post the greatest ever Wikipedia edit.