I have 30 minutes of non-meeting time today. My job is Email / Meeting.

Live and direct from the best booth in town: www.mixcloud.com/shesaidyes/s...

LOOK AT MY SWEET AS DJ BOOTH FOR THE ARVO 🤩

A full night’s sleep in a house that didn’t feel like it was trying to kill me 🙏🏼 PRAISE BE.

His famous catchphrase

I think I speak for the country when I say COOLER MY ASS.

Right then *slaps thighs*, another day of sending emails about things while planet earth slowly becomes incompatible with human life is it?

Right, who’s stockpiling aircon? Not aircon units, but just COLD AIR. Come on, I know some of yous lot have got a stash of it somewhere. GIMME.

28° at nearly 10pm is fuckin bruuuuutal 😩

Umm, whut?

Despite the obvious lack of dinosaurs, this view always reminds me of when they first get to Jurassic Park and they look across to a lake and there’s like brontosauruses like grazing and shit. It is NOTHING like that view.

When I say “send feet pics”, this is what I’m talking about

If piles of hot dogs that have been sitting outside for an unspecified amount of time are your thing, you’re gonna wanna get down Church Road pronto mate.

I love this. Unmute.

I see BlueSky isn't on the banned list. Well kids, I hope you like reruns of Tops of the Pops and sanctimony...😅 x

Holiday crisps. There’s simply nothing better.

No.

I just don’t think that the world’s boffins are treating the invention of the Chanel make-up zapper-onner from Fifth Element with enough urgency. It’s all Boston Dynamics this, and SpaceX that. GIMME MY MAKE-UP ZAPPER YOU NERDS.

I’m trying to organise meeting up with some old friends. Two different sets - 1 to go camping, 1 to go for a pint, except this time I’ve stipulated that this time the MEN have to organise it. It’s been 3 months and we still don’t have a destination for camping or a date for going for a pint.

A colleague suggested we get these icebreakers to put on tables at a fancy event we were putting on and THE FUCK?!

If someone made car aircon but for houses they’d make a killing.

Some kind of Dr. Seuss situation emerging here

I was on @laurenlaverne.bsky.social ‘s 6Music show this morning and I didn’t swear! Huge thanks to Lauren and her wonderful team for having me on and putting me at ease ‘cause I was ABSOLUTELY bricking it 😅 You can listen to my full Desert Island Disco mix here: www.mixcloud.com/shesaidyes/d...

True innovation only comes when culinary boundaries are really pushed #Foodie #Birthday

Just updated my Will. Don’t tell me I don’t know how to party on a Bank Holiday.

Just having a cuppa in the garden reading my aspirational lifestyle magazine

Love the new one from Getdown Services: open.spotify.com/track/10K97X...

IMAGINE THIS COMING ON IN YOUR HEADPHONES, STANDING IN A SQUAT RACK. Let’s fuckin’ goooooo

This quote from Apollo 14 astronaut Edgar Mitchell has been in my head the last few days

This sounds like two songs playing at once.

Fucking YES.

Thing is, I went down the market and got a job lot of Scrubs when everyone was Scrubs mad. Now I can’t shift the fucking things. youtube.com/watch?v=FrLe...

I hope Louis Theroux is having really, really great day.

I was worried about watching the new Louis Theroux documentary about the Manosphere ‘cause it would be too depressing, but this shit is the funniest thing I’ve watched in AGES.

Just in the gym Googling totally normal stuff

Zero to Absolute Dross™️ in a matter of seconds. #TOTP

Started watching the new Young Sherlock last night. The lead is played by a lad called Hero Beauregard Faulkner Fiennes Tiffin, and it’s just so great to see yet another public school posho get a top role. Can’t get ENOUGH of that really.

Heard this on Gilles’s show yesterday. And this is why I love Gilles Peterson. youtube.com/watch?v=fsva...

New War™️ just dropped!

Yeah, ‘cause they’re cool.

Something green 💚

Now we have the "patriots", Reform and the Labour Party protecting women and girls, here's 5 things us ladies can do now: 1. pick up male hitchhikers 2. say no 3. walk home at night 4. trust the police 5. continue with our tapestry making and pressing flowers x

just spitballing but some of it might have something to do with 15 years of sociopathic behavior culminating in the enthusiastic embrace of violent fascism

Let this soothe your jangling nerves this morning. You can thank me later x youtube.com/watch?v=0v2n...

PHWOOOOAR

Just found a Crunchie from 2005 at the ‘rents place. LOOK AT THE SIZE OF IT!!

Yeah but WHAT IF 79 people came round for a cuppa all at once and you didn’t have enough cups. What then?

“Crying out with flavour”

In lighter news, you gotta wonder right? 🤔 😅