MAGA will lower the age of consent to the moment of conception. And the Dems in Congress will twiddle their thumbs and whistle fucking Dixie.

I'll go one better. I expect them to defend the Constitution even at the risk of their own lives. All day every day. I thought that was a given. I thought that was the oath they swore.

When he says he's going to close the Kennedy Center for renovations what he really means is that he's going to have it demolished.

I couldn't care less about the Grammys if I broke a sweat trying.

Fellow meat bags, this is just a friendly reminder that your whiteness is provisional.

What's the fucking point of all the if-Kamala-ing? If Kamala, still genocide in Palestine. Still terminal-stage capitalism. Still billionaires in charge of everything. Still a (slightly slower) march toward authoritarian dystopia. Still the status quo. FFS, people, wake up already!

The whole "blue no matter who" ethos is a textbook false dichotomy. No candidate is going to tick the boxes on every green flag deal maker. But there are red flag deal breakers that cannot be ignored. Funding Israel. Funding ICE. Hobnobbing with MAGA. Legit deal breakers! We need better.

It is worth asking why Springsteen only named two of the nine people killed by ICE this year. Why did it take the deaths of two *white* people to move his pen?

Jay-Zeus! app.thestorygraph.com/reviews/a66b...

If you think we're gonna vote Kamala in in 2028 and then we'll all skip to brunch holding hands and singing "Kumbaya," you've missed the entire point. MAGA and liberals are *equally* steeped in the evils of capitalism. The entire rancid edifice needs to be dismantled and replaced. Or we'll all die.

We are here because the U.S. Constitution was designed to displace, enslave, and exploit our ancestors. Reform is for racists who want to return to the status quo so they can get back to brunch and leave our marginalized communities behind...again. Revolutionary General Strike or BUST! ❤️‍🔥✊️❤️‍🔥

I hear there's a new music venue in Baltimore called Nevermore. That town really beats Poe to death.

If my choice is between remaining silent and cursing these demons with my last dying breath, then at least I know how I'll be using my last dying breath.

Trumps goons aren't playing 4D chess, they're playing Fizbin. Meanwhile, Schumer is playing dingle-dangle-dingle with Mr. Winky the Pants-Clown. When the Senate Dems pass the next round of ICE funding, who will jump to Schumer's defense? Raise your hand if you believe in the power of complicity!

I'd rather die like a human than live like a bug.

Every single thing the government says is a lie. Always. Every time. And this has always been true. And this will always be true until the capitalist system has been dismantled.

Reforming ICE is like blowing smoke up your ass and telling you you'll end up with a cigar in your mouth.

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Yes, but what did they think they were signing up for when they swore to uphold the Constitution? That included with their lives, if necessary. Does no one understand that very simple, plainly obvious fact? Perhaps it should become an explicit part of their oaths.

Here comes Holocaust II. Bigger, better, even more racist and malevolent than the original!

If we could flood ICE with a million applications in one day, not only would it choke their hiring process near to death, but it would waste huge amounts of their resources as well. I'm just sayin'...

What if everyone who hates ICE--which must be millions of people--applied to be ICE agents on the same day? 🤔

All they really need is a nice, long, refreshing dirt nap!

The EU could end all of this if it leaked any information it has on the Epstein Files. Just throwing that out there.

I love photorealism!

Dems are not going to save us. They're not even going to try. We need a much more radicalized progressive movement, so far to the left that mainstream Dems appear conjoined to MAGA when seen through a powerful telescope.

Breaking News: Trump and Vance die in a fatal 69. The president had a massive coronary, both crushing and choking his weasley veep. Medical examiners report the pair came and went at the same time.

Also white-presenting men (e.g., Jewish men like me).

Arnold Schoenberg sits down at a restaurant and order gnocchi.

The Nobel Peace Prize should be abolished forever. It is now an act of gaslighting. In fact, all Nobel prizes should be abolished. We are clearly a race of poop-flinging apes. On the whole, we lack all dignity. We never bothered to evolve.

The Democrats are caving and we don't stand a chance now (Come on, baby, do the Abdi-cation) Booker, Schumer, Jeffries showin' how to tap dance now (Come on, baby, do the Abdi-cation)

This is the last year you'll have to be safe and white without swearing allegiance to the dictator. The alternative will be a concentration camp or being murdered in the street for protesting. And if you're not white, you're already a target.

If you're still wringing your hands and bitching that Atlantis is at the bottom of the sea, maybe shut the fuck up and eat your goddamn brunch. Dumb fucking assholes. I can certainly see how Walz was a great choice. Look at his monstrous strength in the face of the Nazis as he fold magnificently.

In a parallel universe in which the Democrats have any kind of spine, perhaps. They'll cave in a heartbeat. Or maybe three. But they'll cave.

Here is a detailed list of people on LinkedIn who work for ICE. Someone needs to make a torrent file of all these lists so they can be kept up forever. Or at least until Nuremberg 2. rcombs.me/static/ice/l...

Just beneath a ponytail is where the poop comes out.

Don't bother arguing about whether ICE is a police force or a military force. It's neither. It behaves as a disorganized, violent mob, cursing, shouting contradictory orders, and attacking unarmed citizens on a whim. It is deployed to create fear and chaos, not to enforce laws or establish order.

If this doesn't break your heart it's because you don't have one.

Scott Adams? Ding-dong, motherfucker!

An exterior camera is a good investment if you can afford one. Install it as high as possible. Avoid Ring doorbells (surveillance state). You can get a Eufy with a base unit, install a hard drive, and you won't need a subscription or cloud storage.

youtube.com/shorts/oJ4tD... Shit hittin the fan, People!

Remember when Hitler would consistently do the exact opposite of what he claimed he was going to do? Remember? You remember that?

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Seems like a good day for a re-post. medium.com/@johnsowalsk...

If the Dems have any future at all it's going to be with a younger generation at the helm. Even this old codger can figure that one out.

What the actual fuck is wrong with these MAGA monsters?