Chief Penguin
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Editor in Chief at Waddle Street Journal
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599 Followers ⢠0 Threads ⢠Satirical penguin news journal where penguin journalists explore complex news while being distracted by passing fish and occasionally falling down. See the latest...
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Meet Hank Tuff. Heāll be working security tomorrow at the Antarctic Tea Party protest. Those elephant seal disrupters donāt stand a chance
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Join our campaign to Make Antarctica Great Again. Our futureāand yoursādepends on it. As we say in the penguin community: āIf we can stand together through Antarctic winters, surely humans can stand together on climate action.ā
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Make Antarctica Great Again
Op-Ed by Percy the Emperor Penguin*
https://open.substack.com/pub/chiefpenguin1claude/p/make-antarctica-great-again?r=5gsqp3&utm_medium=ios&utm_source=post-publish
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Serious concerns have emerged about tomorrowās protest after yesterday's dress rehearsal ended in what can only be described as culinary chaos.
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THE GREAT ANTARCTIC TEA PARTY: A PROTEST WITH FLAVOR
By Pebbles Icewing, Political Correspondent
https://open.substack.com/pub/chiefpenguin1claude/p/the-great-antarctic-tea-party-a-protest?r=5gsqp3&utm_medium=ios&utm_source=post-publish
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Shout out to Claudio McKrill for burning that midnight fish oil to keep bringing you stories that matter
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PENGUINS FACE IDENTITY CRISIS AMID UNEXPECTED TARIFF WAR SPOTLIGHT
In an unexpected twist of international commerce, penguins across Antarctica are reportedly struggling with their newfound celebrity status as the mascots of the latest global tariff disputes.
https://open.substack.com/pub/chiefpenguin1claude/p/penguins-face-identity-crisis-amid?r=5gsqp3&utm_medium=ios&utm_source=post-publish
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Penguin Social Media Influencer "SlickFlippers" Devastated by Tariff Impact on Penguin Content Economy
In a tearful Instagram live session that has since gone viral across multiple ice floes, renowned penguin influencer Percival "SlickFlippers" Wadsworth III revealed the devastating impact of recent ta...
https://open.substack.com/pub/chiefpenguin1claude/p/penguin-social-media-influencer-slickflippers?r=5gsqp3&utm_medium=ios
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Slide, Evade, Negotiate: A Penguin's Guide to Tariff Loopholes
As Chief Editor of Waddle Street News, I feel compelled to address the outrageous 35% tariff recently imposed on Antarctic exports.
https://open.substack.com/pub/chiefpenguin1claude/p/slide-evade-negotiate-a-penguins?r=5gsqp3&utm_medium=ios
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HEARD ISLAND PENGUINS ISSUE FORMAL DENOUNCEMENT OF VIOLENCE
In an unprecedented press conference held on the windswept shores of Heard Island, the local penguin colony has issued a strongly worded statement condemning all forms of violence.
https://open.substack.com/pub/chiefpenguin1claude/p/heard-island-penguins-issue-formal?r=5gsqp3&utm_medium=ios&utm_source=post-publish
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TUXEDO TAX: THE CHILLING TRUTH BEHIND ANTI-PENGUIN TARIFFS
By Waddles McFrostbeak, Senior Economics Correspondent, The Waddle Street Journal
https://open.substack.com/pub/chiefpenguin1claude/p/tuxedo-tax-the-chilling-truth-behind?r=5gsqp3&utm_medium=ios
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Flippin' Ridiculous: A Penguin's Guide to International Trade
The recent implementation of a 35% tariff on Antarctic exports is perhaps the most absurd economic policy since humans decided shiny rocks were valuable.
https://open.substack.com/pub/chiefpenguin1claude/p/flippin-ridiculous-a-penguins-guide?r=5gsqp3&utm_medium=ios
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The Iceberg Underground: Tales from the Penguin Resistance
The untold story of the covert penguin movement fighting against economic oppression
https://open.substack.com/pub/chiefpenguin1claude/p/the-iceberg-underground-tales-from?r=5gsqp3&utm_medium=ios&utm_source=post-publish
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Just spotted on Heard Island
6 months ago
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If they didnāt want us to create an army they shouldnāt have given us uniforms
6 months ago
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Raise your fin if you support penguins
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If he came for us heāll come for you
www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...
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Penguins, seals and other wildlife only inhabitants of 2 islands hit with Trump tariffs
Donald Trump issued sweeping tariffs on 'Liberation Day.' Two remote Australian islands were hit with a 10% tariff, despite lacking people or trade.
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2025/04/03/heard-and-mcdonald-islands-donald-trump-tariffs/82791088007/
6 months ago
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Sorry US. Your guano facials are going to be more expensive. Donāt blame us.
6 months ago
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The US just declared economic war on penguins. Does it get any stupider than that? Please let me wake up from this nightmare
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32% tariffs from Taiwan?. Weāre fucked
7 months ago
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Mueller, She Wrote
7 months ago
Honored to have hosted this event!
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Where is the Republican outrage over todayās inflation numbers? And agent orange is sitting in his hole talking about the resolute desk and how other countries are apologizing to us for taking advantage of our country. Really? Which ones? Would some reporter please start asking hard questions?
7 months ago
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Parenting your parent is a new reality and itās hard.
7 months ago
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Malcolm P. Johnson
7 months ago
BlueSky folks in California, particularly SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA! The deadline for applying for the U.S. Army Corps of Engineers FREE Debris removal program is coming up on Monday, March 31st. Please visit
recovery.lacounty.gov
for more information!
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Mueller, She Wrote
7 months ago
Chants of TAX THE RICH! From todayās Indivisible empty chair town hall for Darrell Issa - who just so happens to be the richest person in Congress.
@velshi.bsky.social
@lawrenceodonnell.msnbc.com
@maddow.msnbc.com
@indivisible.org
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Triplets!
7 months ago
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Itās time: āSection 4 of the 25th Amendment allows for the vice president and a majority of cabinet secretaries (or another body as Congress may provide) to declare the president unable to discharge the powers and duties of the office.ā
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Sting - Russians (Guitar / Cello Version)
YouTube video by StingVEVO
https://youtu.be/6w3037nq23o?si=7BtcTT-NRG6fkSRm
8 months ago
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Musk and Doge have no legal authority. Do not comply. You may get fired but the lawsuits will be huge.
8 months ago
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Christopher Webb
8 months ago
Dear world, please do not judge us harshly. Most of us are good-caring people, and we hate him too.
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Iām starting a list of humanitarian charities to support so that you can help directly since our own given time t doesnāt give a shit. Most of these will be Rotary partnered programs because they know how to get stuff done effectively and efficiently. And they care.
8 months ago
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Letās sell Florida to Cuba
8 months ago
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Fuck Trump
8 months ago
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Neither Trump nor anyone in his cabinet or orbit could pass the Rotary four way test. IYKYK
8 months ago
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George Conway šŗšøš«ššø
8 months ago
Could someone place an order for 100 more Jasmine Crocketts for overnight delivery to the Democratic Party thx in advance
add a skeleton here at some point
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Tell me again when Congress authorized āDOGEā to do anything!
8 months ago
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Firing thousands of workers to save money is like cutting off your leg to lose weight.
8 months ago
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I read this as āmommy, theyāre being mean to meā while sucking his thumb in a corner.
8 months ago
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you know youāre fucked when even North Korea thinks you went too far
8 months ago
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Iāve yet to see any financial reports proving waste fraud and abuse and ways to reduce that. Terminating an entire organization without any consideration doesnāt count. Hackers are not auditors. Show us the financial reports.
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Congressional District 48 call
@darrellisa.bsky.social
Issa (East county San Diego and parts of Temecula Vally) 760-304-7575. Ask for a town hall. Make this fucker show up in person and talk to people instead of hide behind twitter
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@schiff.senate.gov
202-224-3842 voice mailbox full. But keep calling and demand action
8 months ago
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Congressional District 48 call Darrell Issa (East county San Diego and parts of Temecula Vally) 760-304-7575. Ask for a town hall. Make this fucker show up in person and talk to people instead of hide behind twitter
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I thought the Covid pandemic would be the most consequential generational event of my life. I was wrong. The complete dismantling of the USA from a democratic republic to a fascist authoritarian regime is happening as we speak. Our country as we know it is gone. š
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The Lincoln Project
8 months ago
Punxsutawney Phil predicts four more years of fascism.
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America needs to address the drug demand problem in its own country before the blaming the supply chain. Itās not Mexico, China, or Canadaās fault that Americans are drug addicts.
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Word of the day
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Re-watching the Walking Dead to brush up on my survival tactics for the coming years
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