On the bathroom wall at the gamer bar we went to this afternoon. I love u local t-boys

I love how my wife mentioned we forgot our eldest cat’s birthday on Monday and I was like “her birthday is on weed smokin’ day?” and she was like “yeah, and Hitler’s birthday”

I don’t understand why there’s always broken glass in the Aldi parking lot

Selfie from yesterday that I don’t entire hate

whoever started putting peanut butter into pretzels stopped too soon I want to see peanut butter stuffed into more things

my secret is I actually think I’m stupidly pretty except when I stupidly think I’m not pretty

I miss snuggling with my wife when I’m away for work

I see moots from tumblr are starting to follow me here so I’m glad we all kinda had the same idea lol

this hotel has that shitting motion smoothing setting on the tv and it’s freaking me out

Goodbye for now, not forever

omg Barret you cannot be serious my guy

we’re all just sleepy kitties on the bed of life

using my old gaming mouse at work is hilarious because sometimes I accidentally hit the button that changes the dpi and my cursor now has the zoomies all over this excel spreadsheet

I’m like if your cringy aunt figured out how to stream to twitch

I wish I didn’t feel this constant anxiety in my chest

I need to do laundry tonight because I’m wasting my sexiest pair of underwear on a workday :c

must. resist. urge. to. buy. another. microphone.

It’s 11/11 make a wish fucknugget

after giving her good strap make sure to put it away before the cats come back to bed otherwise it gets weird when they try to lay down on top of it

I think if you played through the halo 3 campaign you should get the same discount as other veterans today

I adore the Sonic Advance games, but I rarely hear people talk about them between the Genesis titles and the Rush duology. Join me as I recount my thoughts on each, if only to be the first person this week to acknowledge Sonic Advance! transgirl-gaming-thoughts.neocities.org/Gamer/gamebl...

At least if you are having girl problems, Jay-Z has empathy for you and considers you a member of his family.

recent photo dump of my boobs looking fire 🔥

getting high and watching true crime slop with my wife is one of my favorite past times

I need a good tower defense game in my life

coffee tea & soup are all the same

#koriskorner #deltarune

Fem Shadow with long hair

If you’re wondering where the social media discourse comes from every day: it’s from me. I was hired to do it by a mysterious employer, and their guidelines are super confusing. Jibberish, really. Anyway I’m really terrible at the job, I don’t know what the fuck I’m doing, sorry. But it pays a LOT.

cosplaying as a woman half my age 🙃

kinda hate that my wife and I are wearing the same jeans tonight except mine are a size 18 and not a size 4 :/

Besties calling me out for using the outdated term “sand people”

Him wanted the food :3 #cat #cats #catsofbluesky #orangecat #soup #soupthecat

we’re getting them may showers I’ve heard so much about

Hey, hey, hey! Grovel, human!!! 💥 [ #furry #art #furryart #chainsawman ]

really love that my mere existence is against TOS

so I’m gonna start wind waker on Wednesday but my big question is which one do I want to play: - Wind Waker HD (Wii U) - or the GameCube version but link’s model has been replaced with a goose

I need to diet for realsies this year

kinda like how this dress can literally go with anything so long as I pair it with a solid color

420 bunz it #art #easter

hoppy bunday!

today’s a good day to crack an egg

happy wacky tobacky day to all who celebrate

Visions from beyond the gate (Signalis)

I love sending my staff home early and just kickin’ it alone in the office