// FUCK NECK DEEP MATE, THEY’RE SHITE! (joke) (reference)

just like. [gestures over her body.] all of that.

you could say that.

……

// gonna hop on this bandwagon again. will be hella selective tho.

“𝚰 𝐌𝐀𝐊𝐄 𝐌𝐘 𝐎𝐖𝐍 𝐋𝐔𝐂𝐊!”

remind me again why i’m in love with this woman? 🙄 @the-golden-avenger.bsky.social

𝐑𝐄𝐃 𝐑𝐎𝐎𝐌 | 𝐓𝐇𝐔𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑𝐁𝐎𝐋𝐓 🔞 —————————————— ✘ - #MCURP | #BSRP | #LEWDRP ✘ - MCU Portrayal | AU Elements ✘ - Ships W | Chemistry ✘ - Lewd Account | NSFW Warning ✘ - Mature Themes —————————————— 𝐑𝐄𝐓𝐖𝐄𝐄𝐓 / 𝐋𝐈𝐊𝐄

❝ 𝙊𝙧 𝙖𝙧𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙩𝙤 𝙘𝙖𝙨𝙩 𝙢𝙚 𝙤𝙛𝙛.ᐣ ❞

𝐀𝐒𝐇𝐋𝐀 | 𝐅𝐔𝐋𝐂𝐑𝐔𝐌 🔞 —————————————— ✘ - #SWRP | #BSRP | #LEWDRP ✘ - Novel Canon | Show | AU ✘ - Ships W | Chemistry ✘ - Lewd Account | NSFW Warning ✘ - Bisexual ✘ - Mature Themes —————————————— 𝐑𝐄𝐓𝐖𝐄𝐄𝐓 / 𝐋𝐈𝐊𝐄

[she had to bite her lip to snuff out the hearty laugh that built up in the back of her throat, thankfully being just out of the way of the splash.] maybe we should just go home and get something delivered, how does that sound?

💋

[giggling at how clumsy he is now that she’s back. shaking her head again.] i don’t like my pizza sauce too sweet though. it needs to be just right. like the big bad wolf and his porridge.

EVER AND ALWAYS.

[quickly reaching out to catch him and pull him back up on his feet. careful now, tiger. watch where you’re going.] i’m not saying i don’t like joe’s at all, i do! but i dunno, there’s just something about pepo’s. i think it’s the sauce, i like how sweet it is. not as tart as joe’s.

[a cute snicker. always looking out for her, aren’t you, parker?] alright alright, you always seem to know what’s best around here anyway. joe’s it is.

[new perfume. a little present for herself.] god, you know, i was just dreaming of a slice from pepo’s palace the entire plane ride in. i’ve only been back for like a hour since we landed, but man i’m starving.

[naturally she returns his hug, making sure it’s tight but not too tight.] mmm, i missed you too. it’s good to be back.

[gahhhh @spectacularlylate.bsky.social’s pinned is on such a nice number. i almost don’t wanna repost it.]

❝ 𝐈 𝐛𝐞𝐠 𝐲𝐨𝐮, 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐞𝐦𝐛𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐚𝐬𝐬 𝐦𝐞, 𝐦𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐟𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐫, ... ❞

[playfully shaking her head to that question.] knock me upside the head if i ever say i wanna go back. never again.

[smiling like a dork.] hey tiger.

[tapping @spectacularlylate.bsky.social on the shoulder from behind.]

ALL YOURS

toni stark, aka: iron man... has returned.

‼️‼️‼️

// well that was a short break. i honestly didn’t think i’d ever return but……blame @theamazingstacy.bsky.social because dammit i can’t help but simp for sabrina muses. if i’m honest though i’m still probably not gonna be all that active here. really just here for chere.

[peeps her head out.]

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yes i experience gay panic every time i see @psioniics.bsky.social, thanks for asking.

// happy birthday to literally my favorite person on this app. i dunno what i’d do without them. they are my rock, my platonic soulmate, my ride or die until the end. i love you, ashybear. i hope you have a wonderful birthday. 🥰😘 @the-golden-avenger.bsky.social @redroom-legend.bsky.social

game recognises game

ho-leee hotness...

fashion week in paris 🚦

i never said i wasn’t???

i swear i’m going to marry this woman.

// kas i see you 👁️👄👁️

// thinking about how chappell and olivia have their birthdays one day apart so it’s got me thinking mj and @the-golden-avenger.bsky.social should be the same way. on those same days.

[thinking about mj’s boobs, obvi.]

// she’s back. again. 🥹🥹🥹

bought these as a birthday gift to myself. #seductivesunday

i’m so proud of y’all 🥹

// an insomniac-verse felicia would fix me, i think. 🙂‍↕️

// just a reminder for new followers: my take on mj is inspired by her faceclaim, chappell roan, so she’s a singer from the midwest instead of a model/actress from new york. :)