Yet another lap around the sun completed. 🎉 Please don't let these candles be the only thing I blow today.

Sagittarius season in full effect so you better hide

Hibernation now loading 🐻

Always.❤️ @yeshomo.co

Certified emotional support cat

Currently listening to : Rosalia - Lux ✝️🔥🖤

Humpday or something

Not a single useful thought in sight 🫠

Spooky Booty 👻💀 #jocktober

Spooky lighting so prepare for a jump scare

holding a chonky boy

Oh this? It's just my Jacked Rabbit

Thirst detected. Proceed accordingly. 🐿️

Your local Costco rep ready to serve samples

Thighday Tuesday

The only real showgirl I know #rhoslc

Do I look like trouble? 🫣

Grateful for another beautilful summer with this hottie. ✨🔥 @spackpack.bsky.social

Celebrate Biceptember responsibly: get crushed

Ordinary creature.👹

Live POV of me waiting to have a sniff

Don't forget to hydrate this thirstday #thirstythursday

Harnessing renewable titty energy 🌞

Season finale of Hot Lake Summer now streaming

You landed on the Thirsty Coffee. Send nudes or your milk curdles 😨

Dead inside, pumped outside 🫨

2 pictures with your better half 💕 @spackpack.bsky.social 🐈

All uphill from here #humpday

Zoom responsibly #tittytuesday

Your local nerd. In heat. And briefs.

Are you more calves, cortado or chaotic? Cause clearly I'm all three.

Midweek roast is served #humpday

Who else is feeling like a baddie? 🫨

I'm feeling 🌶️. Should I go to work in a jock or a thong today ?

It's a sweaty one folks send help and towels

Channeling him right now #gooning #gooner

I came to play 🎮

Brewed strong, dressed light. Feat. pussies #mcm

Sunroast season has commenced 🌞 #gay

Happy pride month 🥰

Just another caffeine infused himbo #mcm

Has overnight oats once:

Thawed out and ready to be a menace

Trying to get through the week like

Some days feel more swole than others 🍖

I will not accept any slander about my life choices

Me actively trying to remember which trend goes with which day of the week. #fcf #mcm #twt #www help

Any takers on trekking this trail? 🌿🐿️Proceed at your own risk.

Woke up and chose chaos. And slut.