i forgot that i like video editing (new yt vid soon maybe)

i promise i can be trusted as a companion to hunt monsters with (clips via @owtasmh.gay)

every time i see a youtube short that ends with “AND THATS WHY…” as it loops back to the start, i want to shove them into a meat grinder

just kinda dawned on me that i been working full time 9-5 for five years now since i graduated college, y’all tellin me i gotta do this for another 35-40 years before i can retire? this life is a prison

when you’re aura farming but your homie think everything a fucking game

easy guide! W - Wupwards A - Am going left S - Sliding down D - Da right

first ink went well i think

my cat probably thinks that i just go down to the garage and sit there for hours every day

oh my god he actually did the “if global warming then why cold???”

absolutely iconic

the european mind cannot begin to comprehend our units of measurement

Me after eating a whole flag

give me two adderall and a caniac combo, and i’ll have this whole issue sorted out in a day

chat be honest. am i nice or am i nice (i have been playing this game for 1 day)

if there’s a positive to be taken from current events, writers and authors for decades will have an absolute slam dunk by writing an Ex-ICE Agent character to be entirely unsympathetic and it’ll be awesome when the protagonist obliterates them

nono guys seriously, tyranny isn’t when rogue feds murder people in the street for defending their non-white neighbors, tyranny is when healthcare and pronouns!!!

fuck it. Saiyan oc

i think we as a society are past the need for the paper wrapper on every individual reese’s cup

i look like this btw. if u even care

lmao we’re so fucked

i tried playing Goat Simulator, but i got bored pretty quick. it’s too much like my real life

jake paul came to the ring in the colors and logos of a notable huge racist, then got his jaw broken by a black man maybe there is a god

TEXAS A&M ON FRAUD WATCH

goodness gracious ! video game

when are they gonna make toilet paper that’s ribbed for my pleasure

i think what bugs me the most about the way that ai is advertised is that it relies on people being incredibly incapable and dumb and useless at everything

i’m sorry but. breath of the wild

i have these nicotine patches that im using to attempt to stop vaping, and if i go to sleep with one on then i end up having the most vivid dreams. this morning i woke up feeling like i just lived a thousand lifetimes

it’s incredible how fanart is absolutely carrying mega lucario z’s legacy lmao

spotify wrapped was pretty good

there should be a toggle i can click on all of my devices that says “i am normal” and then it doesn’t show me any gambling ads

y’all ever think about how nobody’s hitting the griddy anymore

i have caused immeasurable damage to the deli meat section

got item

ytp ass glitch in youtube shorts lmfao

as soon as i get my long rest and recover my spell slots. you’re done kid

would you rather have $100,000 or. wenegade waider

taking adderall like a performance enhancing drug to win arguments online

as soon as i recover enough mana its over for y’all

three beers no dinner!!!

idk if it’s just me, but personally if an entire country thought i was a pedophile, i would release every bit of evidence i had that proves my innocence. unless my name was in there

i can’t really explain how my brain works

i think i made a breakthrough in the discord chat yesterday

ⓘ This user does not have enough Mana to cast this spell.

final thoughts on pokemon legends za: banger game. the new battle system is a really fun change of pace, i don’t want it to be the standard but i hope to see more like it i did not enjoy the parasocial canari fan arc. or the rich stalker jacinthe arc.

oh my god

do tortoises take fall damage. asking for a friend it’s urgent

he gets a lil confused sometimes

absolutely destroyed her ankles

legends za does some shit to you man