Topical Canadian politics meme

Omg is this REAL?? www.thebeaverton.com/2025/11/roge...

Every time I see a poster for those jukebox musicals I just read “Boomers: The Musical” and then I think about how much money I could make if I wrote “Boomers: The Musical”

Trying so hard not to fall for that woman-hating rage bait Ross Douthat secreted out of his rancid opinion-cloaca but I think we all need to recognize the role of the NYT in reasonable-washing the umpteen shades fascism that make these times so goddamn interesting.

Really glad #tesla shareholders agreed to give Elon Musk $1,000,000,000,000 which should finally be enough to fill the gaping black hole in his soul.

I learned a great new term (via @aaronhm.bsky.social) that perfectly describes what this is: petro-fascism. youtu.be/a9Zp5o96O0Y

Mamdani’s victory should teach Canadian progressives this… Run a positive campaign promising affordability with simple policies that make the wealthy who support the centre and the right lose their minds so hard their attacks draw attention to your positive campaign promising affordability.

Congratulations to the Dodgers for purchasing yet another world series victory! It’s a true overdog story.

Well, we beat the Yankees. That’s what matters. #worldseries

UNBO-LIEVABLE!!!

HACK THE BONE!! HACK THE BONE!!

BAM BAM BARGER!!!!! A GRAND SLAM IN THE WORLD SERIES!!

Oh wow they’re now trying to tell you CO2 cures everything. Even being gay! They want to gas the gays now. Jfc

1993 is calling!! #bluejays

So glad the national post is covering the topics the mainstream media is too afraid to talk about

Coincidentally today was the first day of fall and the first day of *the* fall

Lotta people who’ve been BitTorrenting Disney+ for years suddenly found out they’ve been fighting fascism this whole time.

I was told to write more relatable content. thebeaverton.com/2025/09/coup...

The Roman Empire was filled with debate bros, brutal conquests, crass entertainment and the normalization of political violence before falling into a dark theocratic collapse that lasted over a thousand years too.

This time 24 years ago I was having the most awkward birthday fondue dinner with my dad. He would have been 83 today. Never forget.

Non-zero chance Charlie Kirk becomes the Franz Ferdinand of the US civil war 2 electric boogaloo

Damn watching CNN you’d think MLK was assassinated.

OMG it’s adorable! Just try not to take the idea of a sentient creature who accidentally gets trapped in your phone and whose only relief from its cursed existence is to toil away making socks in exchange for decorating its prison walls too seriously.

They caught him, charged him and then released him. Just wow! www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

It’s funny ‘cause they *all* have doomsday bunkers! 👍 www.thebeaverton.com/2025/08/bill...

After six years, my bullshit has made a triumphant return to @thebeaverton.com www.thebeaverton.com/2025/07/albe... #canada

Friendly reminder that Canada’s former prime minister Stephen Harper has a VC firm that is heavily invested in genocide breachmedia.ca/stephen-harp...

I feel like the world’s ultra wealthy perverts are sleeping easy on this Epstein stuff as long as one of them is the President of the United States of America.

Guy with doomsday bunker wants you to know AI great 👍

There are people who hate love and kindness because they fear it. Hate has so consumed them it has become their identity. They let it consume them because it makes them feel powerful in a world where their power has been taken from them.

How many people told you to “never give up”? No, sometimes you need to give up! Some things are just not good for you. Give up! Some people are not good for you. Give up! Giving up the right things is liberating. Giving up can be the best thing you’ve ever done in your life.

I don’t know who the bigger losers are people like him or the people that let people like him win?

Nazis hate a lot of things but they especially hate comedy.

While Paramount insists the decision to obliterate a television institution was purely “financial” — despite the show leading its time slot — everyone knows what this is. It’s silencing one of Trump’s most prominent, and funny, critics. Aaron Hagey-MacKay writes. 💬🇺🇸 #uspoli

It’s like having a billionaire for a partner that only tells you what you want to hear.

At this rate Trump is gunna declassify all the alien shit by the end of next week and people will still be like “WE DON’T CARE IF THE GOVERNMENT HAS BEEN HIDING ALIEN BODIES AND REVESE ENGINEERING THEIR TECHNOLOGY HE’S JUST TRYING TO DISTRACT US FROM THE EPSTEIN FILES!”

Do they think Superman is because he’s solar powered?

Brain worm: I require more sugar for my larvae. RFK Jr: Understood. (Moments later)

We need to talk about the Gen Bea stare

Liberals in the US seem to be suffering from a kind of denial that they now live in a country that is run by fascists and actually believe there will be elections that could remove them. It’s like the fascists have climate denial and the liberals have fascism denial. Am I wrong?

100% agree Colbert being silenced is a sign of fascism but if this was the wake up call for you after all the personality cult, unthinking nationalism, domestic terrorism, ignoring courts, appointing loyalists, and secret police disappearing people to literal concentration camps I dunno what to say.

Ugh! I hate all this woke stuff in the new Superman where he saves people when he should be dominating people with his superior strength because I’m an emotionally broken man whose lost all empathy to an algorithmic rage machine that funnels my surplus attention value to a psychopathic billionaire.

I wrote my first Substack on the real reason Colbert was canceled: Fascism! open.substack.com/pub/aaronhm/...

Stephen Colbert’s show is being canceled for political reasons. Putin arbitrarily arrests comedians. In MAGAland they’re starting by getting their monopoly media conglomerates to cancel their shows to instigate a chilling effect. If it can happen to Colbert it can happen to anyone. This is fascism.

“We know they lie. And they know we know they lie.” - Adam Curtis, Hypernormalization

Happy gotcha day to Charlotte. I can’t believe it’s been a year. She may be blind but that doesn’t stop her! #dogs #rescuedogs

Most “we need more babies” people are also usually “don’t vaccinate your babies” people because nature loves balance.

Meanwhile on X dot com Grok has been reprogrammed to call for a second holocaust but I STILL BELIEVE it was just an awkward hand gesture in a moment of enthusiasm!

Amazon Prime is just paying for shipping in advance to lock you in. It’s a scam. Delete your Amazon Prime subscription.

FINALLY!!! A POLITICAL PARTY THAT CATERS TO BILLIONAIRES!!!