I imagine myself going back in time, and taking control of my younger self during US history class in middle school. "Yeah Mr. Smith, let's talk about Columbus and all the great things he did."

lol this is gonna burst so fucking hard

Whenever I leave my house, I scratch my cat on the head, and tell him, "you're in charge while I'm gone." It's a little inside joke between us. He's always in charge.

Understanding the lyrics is highly overrated. Some lyrics are deeply meaningful, but most are nonsense. Maybe it makes people feel left out. Clearly they have never lived their best lives in a foreign country to a foreign soundtrack. One night in Medellin, and they would love Reggaeton.

Cartoon by Jeff Koterba “Washington Post Prime”

It's time for the 99.9999% of us who are not in the Epstein files to take this country back from those who are.

Overheard in the next booth over while getting blood drawn: Patient: Did you watch the Bad Bunny halftime show? I could hardly hear it because my wife was singing along. Nurse: I watched the other show. (Awkward)

“Bad Bunny’s performance isn’t just the story of the ascendancy of a single performer, or of one genre,” Noah Shachtman writes. “It’s the sign of something bigger still. America’s pop culture is today multilingual, polycultural and international at its very core.”

Now that I've seen the translations of the things Bad Bunny said, and educated myself to the set references, and other little Easter eggs embedded in the performance, that Superbowl halftime show was truly incredible. What a show, and what a statement of unity!

Trump- son of NYC real estate magnat Kid Rock - father owned multiple car dealerships Bad Bunny - son of a Puerto Rican truck driver

Two things can be simultaneously true: Vonn is a great competitor, and someone who will never take no for an answer while chasing her dreams. Competing in the Olympic downhill with an injured leg at 41 years old was a questionable decision that was unlikely to end well.

do we not call Epstein a pimp because people like our National Olympic Mascot, Snoop Dog, made the term cool?

If you're wondering how Trump arrived at $10 billion, the math is simple. You take the sum of every paycheck every president has ever cashed ($15 million), then you multiply that number by the sign of the devil(666).

Nobody: Bitcoin today:

A publisher who lays off a reporter whose pen is freezing because she's covering a frigid war zone while dodging missiles is not an editor you want to work for, in a more perfect world

Is there any evidence of extortion in the Epstein files yet? That's weird because we still don't really know how he got so wealthy. Am I wrong?

In retrospect, the tyrannical regime hiring the 2A enthusiasts to carry out the tyranny was a fairly predictable plot twist.

I just finished Separation of Church and Hate by @johnfugelsang.bsky.social Good read! As an atheist, this book changed the way I look at the Bible and Christianity. Follow the teaching of Jesus, and prioritize them over the non-Jesus parts of the book, and you're probably my kind of Christian.

I wonder if Argentina will be the Trump regimes Argentina?

Crypto is crashing today, among the many other things going on.

If I travelled back in time to 1996, I wonder how long it would take for me to be committed based on my prophecies about 2026.

I may have written my Democrat senator this morning and called him spineless.

A thousand times this 👇👇👇

If it becomes the responsibility of the people at the bottom to stop this MFer, it's not going to work out well for the people at the top.

At my brother's house watching his dogs. He has a Disney subscription, I don't, so I check it out. There are several Marvel and Star wars movies I haven't seen, and I have zero interest. I used to love both series/universes, but I'm so burnt out on both of them now.

I have seen enough. This is a war against Americans, not immigrants. ICE needs to be abolished, now! Trump needs to be impeached, now! People must be held accountable.

Apparently Wall Street is now a branch of the US government as it is the only entity with the ability to check Trump.

I don't have any hard evidence to support this, but since Trump took office the first time in 2017 online shit talking about Americans is up 5000% I'm not mad. It was earned.

To my senators @bennet.senate.gov and @hickenlooper.senate.gov, Trump is a lunatic. He is threatening to attack our NATO allies because he didn't win the Nobel Peace Prize... that's nuts. ICE is a thuggish gestapo terrorizing Americans. What are you doing?

Heads up to the Democrats running in upcoming elections. If you're not in favor of abolishing ICE. and you won't fight to keep Trump's gestapo out of our community, you will not receive my vote.

I think this might be the first time the Broncos have ever eliminated the Bills from the playoffs. I never realized what losers Bills fans are before. Your boys lost because they couldn't hold on to the ball.

For a minute I was thinking that I would rather see Josh Allen play in the AFC Championship than the Broncos without Bo Nix. Then I saw the Bills coach, and fans, blaming the referees, rather than their inability to hold onto the ball, or stay disciplined, and I changed my mind. Loser behavior.

It seems like there are a lot of people trying to justify their decision not to vote for Kamala right now. If you didn't recognize what Trump was, and you didn't do the one thing that needed to be done to keep all this from happening, that's on you. I don't care about your justification.

Broncos winning, but losing Bo Nix, is the stupidest possible outcome. I hate everything about 2026 this far.

Bo Nix kinda went off in that 1st half.

Anyone else wondering, why Minneapolis? I don't really have an answer, I'm genuinely curious what others think. Minneapolis is whiter than Denver, and Minnesota consistently ranks as one of the happiest states. Is it Walz? Chauvin's conviction? Maybe Minnesota was a hotbed for ICE recruiting?

Trump BEGGED CANADA for uranium for our base load power nuclear reactors THEY SAID NO. And proceeded to make contacts with every other country Trump is killing our USA Trump is an idiot

With oil prices where they are it doesn’t make sense to invade a country for oil, unless…. Trump is serious about taking Greenland, and perhaps more. Military action in Greenland would surely strain our relations with Canada, who supplies US refineries with heavy crude, like the oil in Venezuela.

What stocks are up big today? Oil and Defense

Ukraine, Palestine, Venezuela. This is a permission cycle. a “they’re getting away with it, and so can I” attitude towards imperialist land grabs. Who’s next? Where does this lead?

Can Canada please kidnap Trump do that Americans can celebrate in the streets.

Trump just handed Russia and China all kinds of pretext and precedent to take illegal, unilateral action. We are headed into very dangerous times.

I don’t want 2026 to be the next 1939, but it’s looking more and more like 1939.

I was just thinking about men who either didn’t go to college, or dropped out, that donate millions to NIL collectives of schools they never attended.

“I should spend less time online and drink less coffee in 2026” *scrolls on ipad, and sips from coffee mug*

Debating whether I should make sourdough discard chocolate chip cookies. I have a tough time believing that CCC’s have any room for improvement, especially by adding funky goo. I’ve joined the sourdough cult, and my faith is being tested.

I’m going all in on Yule this year. First of all, I just like to say the word. And for all the people wondering why an atheist is celebrating Christmas, I’m not, I’m celebrating Yule, but I understand your confusion given all the similarities. Happy Yule everyone!

I fear that unless Trump dies in jail, my faith in this country will never be restored.

Fifty Cent was like, “dis track, nah! I’m gonna make a documentary about this dude.”