WHY ARE WE IN VIRGINIA ON A SEX AND THE CITY SHOW WHAT ARE THESE PEOPLE SMOKING

i am deeply disturbed to live in a world where people think gen z invented deadass and cunt

you ever book an appt with a GI doctor and then cancel it once you see he's young and hot? yea me either

I’m only a few minutes into the first episode of season 3 but is….and just like that good?????

Getting ready to go out for the third weekend in a row

I love asking my friends who have different fashion tastes than me what they’re wearing to an event so we can all show up looking like we’re going different places

How am I supposed to get sunlight first thing in the morning when it rains 5 days straight

lmao wait guys i had no idea brigitte macron was like 30 years older than her husband

Who decided there shouldn’t be baseball on Memorial Day

Few things scarier than tongue scraping after a night of drinking

Trying to find a photo to share w this wedding hairdresser and Pinterest is just complete AI generated slop my god lol

This King of Prussia Hilton is not sending their best

SEPA fam how is the weather down there lol

LMAO WAIT AND NOW DESTRUCTO IS IN CHARGE??

Lmao avant gardner fired Josh Wyatt

omg how is hockey still happening?? move on!

anyway RFK is gonna kill us all

citi field/yankees stadium have like zero good day games during the week, rob manfred does not want new yorkers to skip work for the ballpark smh

just saw someone caption their photo "and scene" instead of "end scene" literacy is cooked

Day 70 of my weed hiatus AMA

I can not BELIEVEEEEE Knicks fans were climbing the light poles last night. Like for real???? Don’t pmo

El Paso is a bathroom song

full body chills

Can whoever controls the weather please cut me some fucking slack

me: i'm never getting on an airplane again dead & co: *playing san francisco* me:

dead & co san francisco?

That part at the end of Still Fly when the piano beat comes in 😤😤😤

I saw something that was like do you think the Volturi has influence on the conclave lmao

Officially two months without weed 😩

The Phillies are Good at Baseball

I just don’t feel very “Cuntissimo leaving that loser on read” today

GIMME DA FRIGGEN POPE

Recession indicator I just saw a girl in NYU graduation robes walking to the PATH

NO POPE YET!

ok where the frick is the smoke

my brain for the past few weeks

*drunk at the conclave* nooooooo don’t pick him he sucks

Cabaret was the best musical I’ve seen yet. Eva and Orville TOREEEEE

Damn I just remembered the office barista is here today but I drank a Diet Coke w lunch and don’t want to overdo it on the caffeine 😩😩😩 pain

Diana Ross causing an absolute commotion rn, I love a Met Gala look that requires a team!

It’s Met Gala day and ngl I’m scared of how white people will interpret the theme!

I’m torn between wanting to move to the Jersey Shore into my forever home and also wanting my same forever home in 20 years

Man shout out to Wawa

my new dream is to have a large backyard where i can grow wheat and then make sourdough from wheat flour i grind myself

Have we as a society moved past the need for “it’s gonna be May” because I haven’t seen it once and thank god. All credit goes to the Britney memoir IMO.