Hallmark Channel Parody: A Shutdown for Christmas

I made this in the actual Blair Witch woods! Where they filmed the movie! Even though I could've made it anywhere because you totally CAN'T EVEN TELL I'm in the ACTUAL Blair Witch woods #halloween #spookyseason #parody #blairwitch #politicalsatire

SO... Christian granny p**n? #audition #craigslistads #gigwork #comedian

Stockton Rush wrestles with himself in the wee hours before Titan begins its fatal journey. (Titan had a big emotional impact on me & I still think of it often. So with the anniversary, I wanted to explore what those early hours might have been like.) youtu.be/k-u8xdZLLWY

First big meeting since your co-worker got the promotion YOU wanted.

MAGA melts down over ‘WOKE MARXIST POPE’ who is a ‘Never Trumper liberal’

The delay was taking its toll 😂 #conclave #rome #newpope #bbc #satire #comedysketch #papalconclave #vatican #bbcnews

Pope Vito I becomes Pope Eugene V. #Conclave #Vatican #Pope #Cardinal #Comedy 

Duggar Cat Lady, 17 Cats & Counting #blankettraining #duggars #iblp #satire #parody

Jeffica Duggar, Quiverful Cat Lady #duggars #iblp #shinyhappypeople #comedysketch #satire #catlady #funnycats

The Pick-Me Cardinal #collegeofcardinals #conclave #funny

This could happen to anyone. My God. #kilmarabregogarcia #elsalvadorexterminationcamp

If my cats were people #comedysketch #cats youtube.com/shorts/qAgGW...

Used Book Haul: Vintage TV Reference Books Galore!!! @saleintothe90s.bsky.social

Life with Cats in 2 Portraits (it’s supposed to be an animated gif w/two pics 🤞🏼)

🤯 Le Figaro: JD Vance’s Cousin Fought for Ukraine Nate Vance, cousin of US Vice President JD Vance, volunteered to fight for Ukraine with the “Da Vinci Wolves.”

Remember: fictional cats have fictional feelings … don’t feel to bad for V 😂

My latest political ad, “Boys at Play, Men at Work” (would appreciate any shares, reposts 🤓☺️) youtube.com/shorts/X_DRf...

Any DC area credit union recommendations?

Democratic survey #dnc

I’m embarrassed how long it took me to realize those weren’t giant statues in a room with orange shag carpet

EyEWA$s1EEpIng!

Seconded

Who’s tomorrow night’s Designated Survivor? #designatedsurvivor #stateoftheunion

IMPORTANT!!! We have to record and report on these things not only to stay accurately informed but to maintain an accurate record of our own so the future can’t lie us (or, more optimistically, to provide the national archives when this is over)

The New York Times vs WaPo

Raise your hand if you think Elon has literally fucked Trump - and that’s why DJT is so subservient to EM. (Apparently he’s fucking Stephen Miller + wife)

Hey fam. The Regime just posted a snitch form for people to report “illegal discriminatory practices at institutions of learning”. The url literally has “End DEI” in it. I’m going to go ahead and post a link to the form in the comments below. You know what to do.

Too hot for TikTok, they muted this one immediately 😂 Kind of surprising tho since I’ve said way worse without repercussions 🤷🏻‍♀️ Anyway, don’t mind me I’m just trollin’ Elon.

My 5 Accomplishments Email

Are you bored tonight? Send your five accomplishments, maybe your shopping list, or your five thoughts on Elon from the past week to OPM at [email protected].

I knew I recognized it