The most Monday of all Mondays.

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A Dem senator had one (1) flight canceled and decided to give into Republican demands and re-open the government. That's exactly what happened.

Exploding whales… welcome to the @thewaroncars.bsky.social?

Happy Exploding Whale Day to those who celebrate. youtu.be/V6CLumsir34?...

If you tie two games in a best of 3 series the team that won a game should go through 🤔

Socialism

this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028

source confirms New York has designated Andrew Cuomo for assignment. Zohran first.

How is that not DOGSO?

Go Sounders IMHO

We’re going down to Serie B, aren’t we?

Today in parenting. The toddler decided to start copying the dog including rolling in the dirt and barking at a fence. 😂

When I worked at Wells Fargo, my coworkers were on SNAP.

Speaking of new stadiums, it’s probably not a good sign that fully one-third of your fans say they “stop attending games” if you move and and 25% more say they’d go less often.

Didn't get the Haas podium, but that was a great #MexicanGP

Officially on the bandwagon cheering for a Haas podium!

This man is POTUS because people thought women were "too emotional" to be President.

Imagine if drivers were forced to unexpectedly drive down an active train track. That’s what people who walk/bike have to do every day.

How much of parenting is not sleeping all night and drinking room temperature coffee all day?

In Milwaukee, police will now be able to impound any vehicle driven recklessly. City Alderman: “It’s a two-ton weapon. We should look at this the same way we look at firearms. Let’s get as many of them off the street as possible.”

If you would have told me in April that the #Mariners would have been one run away from the World Series I wouldn’t have believed you. Proud of these guys.

Mariners baseball. / Baseball des marins.

Fudge

I miss the days when you had to throw 4 balls to intentionally walk a guy

This is a #Mariners post.

Let’s get this in Oregon too!

Hell no...

One of the biggest microplastic pollution sources isn’t straws or grocery bags – it’s your tires theconversation.com/one-of-the-b...

One thing this article is missing: my toddler ADORES riding on the bike to/from daycare. They get to look for excavators, puppies, birds, and airplanes while feeling the wind blow through their hair.

Not sure the folks at NBC/Peacock thought this one through

OMFG GENO

We’re not a serious country anymore.

this white house actively treats a large swath of americans as disloyal and outside the political community and it doesn’t merit so much as a peep from the political press

Had two different drivers make gestures towards my toddler and me as we biked home from the park. Our offense? Using crosswalks in a legal manner that still forced the drivers to stop and yield to us.

If a Nazi walks into your bar and you don’t immediately kick them out, you’re running a Nazi bar. www.politico.com/news/2025/10...

In the winter I’ll often wear a vest that lights up when I’m out running. I’ve still had multiple drivers nearly hit me while wearing it. It doesn’t matter what we wear if drivers aren’t paying attention.

Last summer I was crossing 3rd St at a signalized intersection at noon on a Saturday. I pushed the beg button, waited for a walk signal, and had 2 different drivers nearly me. It doesn’t matter what we wear if drivers aren’t paying attention.

“Family values”

My 2025 resolution was to replace 1,000 miles that I would topically drive with the e bike. I’ll pass that tomorrow.

Fun fact:

Well, we’re insane

GOMS

I’m starting to think we have an issue with guns in this country.

The guns are the fucking problem

I think the internet is getting dumber.

My recording of last night is missing the 12, 13, 14, and top of the 15th innings but that feels appropriate because I’m pretty sure I blacked those innings out too.

Has anybody checked on @brittneybush.bsky.social?

Let it be known I didn't wake the newborn OR the toddler celebrating the W.

Baseball is a freaking magical game