Why are we saying forcefem the narrator (yes I know what that means, no it was not by choice)? I thought he was a he/him lesbian??

God has given me permission to cause problems who's ready to experience chaos

UNCLE EMMET NEEDS TO GET BETTER AT SHARING INFORMATION

— volo's a cunt < temp pinned > < arceus from pokémon > < #pkmnrp #pokemonrp >

Ok so I was way too stressed to ask about any of the texts I got from uncle Emmet for a while and I just forgot about them but today I decided to check them again and @gearstationoficial.bsky.social you have some explaining to do for this jumpscare specifically

( @dogoftoman.bsky.social ) *In the middle of a conversation with her mother, Akari hears a voice in her head. It's not Arceus this time, but someone else, someone who needs help. Akari isn't one to discount this kind of thing anymore, and the people around her trust her judgement. She wastes no

I'm not commenting on that guy's food but as far as meals go I'm usually pretty normal. Sometimes I do like, try eating only things I can gather from the environment around me but there usually isn't much nutritional variety available in Hisui/Sinnoh as far as plants go. Enough to live but like,

So like, how many of the people here are in dramatic polyamorous situationships? Or are we all just Like This I'm not judging, everyone seems to be having a great time

Rip all y'all who are getting pregnant, that's like a C-Tier method of acquiring children. Everyone knows the real pro strats for becoming a parent are either eggs or spontaneous divine creation. Sucks to be you I'm built different

You're very welcome! I just think you seem cool!

Yeah! That sounds really cool! *She nods, eagerly* A picnic would be amazing!

Yeah! Plus it's cool! I think so, at least.

I like nature a lot! Natural places with plants are cool! But I'm happy to go wherever you think would be fun!

That would be amazing yeah! Thank you!!

I mean, it makes sense. If you're surrounded by hemovores, then nobody's going to question you also being a hemovore, even if they think you're just doing a theme thing.

I mean, considering how most people around here seem to act, eccentric is kind of the new normal, isn't it?

Mhm! I had to see a bunch of doctors and stuff after being in Hisui but I'm feeling great now!

You're welcome! Just let me know if you ever want me to explain it again, or go into specific parts more! I'm always happy to talk about it!!

*She giggles, loudly* He's a dad guy!

Mhm! I chose him myself!

Right! So! *Akari proceeds to infodump about how the pokemon league works in a level of detail that is probably unnecessary, but shows how much time and effort she's put into her journey*

I mean, if they can't use it for blood transfusions anymore and it's just going to be going in the biowaste disposal, why not give it to you?

Oh, I'm 15! And a junior champion is the term used when someone becomes a champion by beating the pokemon league but they're underage. Oh! Wait, do you know how the league works? I can tell you!

Well that's weird. It's just a dietary requirement. If you wanted, you could always ask for donations or use non-sapient blood sources. I'm pretty sure that hospitals can only use donated blood for a certain amount of time before it goes "off". You could drink the blood they can't use!

Mhm! Technically I'm the junior champion for my region, but I do still go to school! I missed a bunch while I was in Hisui so I've been focusing on school for the past while.

Dad gave me a little bit of information about you when he told me how to contact you and you sound super cool!! *It's very clear that Akari is being genuine. She's completely and utterly enthused to meet Mokou*

Uhh, like, a human who's a hemovore? Or, humanoid depending on how you class it. There are tooooons of depictions of vampires in media, but most are hemovores, or sometimes they eat souls or energy? Other than that, traits vary wildly- OHHHH, you mean YOU'RE a vampire! Why would that be an issue?

HI HELLO HI!! *Despite not being biologically related to Ingo, Akari has the same kind of vibe to her. Similar expressive eyes.* You're Mokou, yeah? It's nice to meet you!!

Why would it be a shock? Cause of your hair? It looks fine to me.

How many of you are siblings with my dad now. I was busy I haven't checked

@dogoftoman.bsky.social POINTING. AUNTIE?? AUNTIE??? DAD'S BIG SISTER?? :0

Ignore the fact I've been away for ages I've had exams and stuff but hiiiii I'm back

Hey wtf is happening with yall ive been trying to focus on makeup exams and now my uncle is sending me questions abt hisuian pokemon at random??

what is the purpose of a girl destined to die over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over again?

"YOU WILL NOT START YOUR QUEST ANEW, YOUR BODY FREE OF SCARS YOUR MIND HEAVY WITH THEM THE ONLY WISE ONE IN A WORLD FULL OF FOOLS."

I love my dad but he has no concept of what is or isn't important information to share immediately. You'll be talking to him and then he'll just drop something like "Oh by the way, I will be staying in Jubilife for a while because I almost got impaled yesterday" and then move on, like????

@gearstationoficial.bsky.social UNCLE VERSION TWO HELLO

That seems like a pretty useful ability! You never have to use a stepladder...

Oh! *She looks quite impressed* Neat! I would have assumed it would take a lot more time or energy or something.

Huh, neat! I didn't know that was a possibility!

I mean, there are Sylveon in the Hisui dex! On paper though it's really hard to tell the difference between an alpha and a regular variant though, sorry. The only visual indicator apart from the size is glowing red eyes, and I sketched the example images of pokemon by hand with just a single pencil

Oh, alpha pokemon? I guess you could call them similar to Dynamax pokemon. They were born that way and like that permanently though!

In the past at least, yeah! I dunno how far in the past though, we did have access to a camera...

Yeah! I stayed with them in Hisui and helped them make a pokedex! Most of the people there were nice, and the few who weren't didn't like, stop everyone else from being nice, mostly.

Galactic? That's weird, they have a similar name to the Galaxy Expedition Team. I guess plagiarism is kind of evil?

Seems like the Giratina blondie knows and the one me and dad know are different. I knew that was a possibility after all of Dia's talks on timelines, alt realities, and timeline fractures, but it's weird to experience in real life. I think I met another Arceus too... Really weird.

That sounds pretty handy. How does your aura define bad guys? Like... People with hostile intentions?

Fair enough! As long as it's safe for everyone, then I figure however you use it is probably fine!

That's good. Safety is very important in every battle! Like my dad says, you should never forget your safety checks!

Dang, that sounds really cool! Though it could also be pretty dangerous if the area wasn't built to withstand giant pokemon... I guess that's why the gyms are like that, huh?