@pokemon-god.bsky.social [INTRO] Remember, you will have to try and take on this challenge like a mundane pokemon, or it will be both too easy, and not fun at all. On my mark! [VICTORY] Hm, seemed like you were a bit distracted by focusing on not using your deific powers. Want to practice that?

How to tell the difference between the two Arceus': One will smite you for dressing as Giratina. The other will coo and do the godly equivalent of taking photos to post on social media.

IF SOMEONE SAYS MY NAME AGAIN I SWEAR TO MYSELF

WHO SAID MY NAME. WHAT DO YOU WANT.

"Daddy needs love" daddy needs a fucking PokéCigarette you ants drive me up the wall

Running around like ants. Must I awake from every hibernation to discord?

[NC] AS MY FIRST ACT AFTER AWAKENING FROM HIBERNATION: ADULT MOKOU IS NO LONGER TERMINAL AS MY SECOND ACT: VOLO'S LEFT NUT WILL RANDOMLY EXPLODE WITHIN THE NEXT 4 DAYS

IF YOU ASK ME FOR A MIRACLE I'M JUST GOING TO SMITE YOU.

— volo's a cunt < temp pinned > < arceus from pokémon > < #pkmnrp #pokemonrp >