you can tell exactly how I reacted based on the footage alone

the big xitter trend is to quote things with the most vague comment ever and never give an answer to what you mean so people waste their time by clicking on it for nothing. genius engagement bait and it works every time bc I guess the average twitter user has garbage for brains so it’s all you see

i just now. 2 months later, at 3:49am, put 2 and 2 together and realized it's because my ref uses stars for the color patches. have i never looked at it before

I have been fighting for my fucking life to get a shiny alpha riolu but at least I have these three…. just latias left….. pwease be nice 2 me……..

happy new year!!!! it’s year of the coat btw not horse don’t forget that

character commission!

i think the biggest issue with bsky for artists is that while they have a huge incentive to switch platforms, the average follower does not, so even though twitter keeps shitting on them they're stuck either crossposting or not using bsky at all

MERRY BELATED CHRISTMAS 2 ME 💚💚💚

【Commission(Skeb.)】 この地方に住む選ばれた獣人は、機械生命体にとって莫大なエネルギーを生む事がわかってしまった。そして"この子"はその機械と共に”楽しむ”ことを知ってしまい...

nervous as hell

merry christmas I love you all teehee 💚💚💚

I drank one (1) shot of peppermint schnapps for the first time and got tipsy because Im like 3 pounds. look at these fucking awesome christmas lights

I know this is a very typical anime camera angle whether sexual or not but why the fuck is it the ONLY angle used when emma shows up every time. i’m certain this is causing a brain cell awakening in so many people

pokemon stop making things I have to do repeatedly locked behind a character I have to fast travel to and go through several load screens to reach challenge (impossible)

his name is fidget spinner

I’m not like other girls, okay!? I read things like Shakespeare, Edgar Allen Poe… Smell by Nagabe… I know, I’m weird…

oh my Gyod…….. shiny alpha fennekin….

my barber goes on what I can only describe as “straight man rants” occasionally and today he was telling me about how a lot of men like small asian women because their pussies are “longer” and I just nodded along like mhm. so true

say hello to Peebert

forgot to post this one

after working in text-based customer service for almost 5 years I can say with absolutely certainty that there is a genuine reading comprehension crisis in the US. it’s actually so crazy

I feel like these new renders make pokemon look way worse than they actually are

Staying warm while camping is crucial for survival, comfort, and maintaining an ass-gaping hard on!! See? These two get it 🏕️ finished ych for @/trashycapra !!

first time with running water in 3 days. I felt like asmongold peeling off his layer of natural protection

For @fursecuted.bsky.social

get goated

rip lil bro

I’m gonna cry I’m gonna cry I’m gonna c

no fucking way…mega zeraora! *grabs dick* time to le

me getting tortured in the inescapable fuck chamber for 30 seconds

machamp jumpscare

I just realized a lot of artists draw coat with stars in the background without me specifying that so I’m guessing stars are his government assigned shape

bro doesn’t know that he’s huge as fuck

it’s okay buddy…… you can do it I know you can…..

everyone starts celebrating christmas right after halloween but you should be celebrating my birthday on november 11th instead by giving me $10,000

TULIN IN ANIMAL CROSSING HELLOOOOOOOOOOO FBFHFJGJDLLDJDJAKGNNSKSKDKGJSKFKDJJGHH

wat da HELL…..??? pogeymon…..

Tommo's about to have fun with a cute boy tonight... A coat and a cabbit are having a good time~ (feat. @fursecuted.bsky.social) Art by SocksSolaris aka Xael on Twitter~ x.com/SocksSolaris

someone paid real, actual money to advertise their AI-generated video of two men kissing to own me and the libs

dont forget to stretch :)) comm for someone on the bird app

my dad texted me telling me that I got a package at his place it’s a shirt. I go to pick it up and it’s this. please dad I can explain I’m normal I’m normal I’m nor

I got an iphone 17 and took a photo to test the camera and I legitimately cannot tell the difference between my 7 year old original phone. can you tell which one was taken by the 17 because what the fuck

pokémon legends za is an awesome game

I think they should add a feature that allows you to kiss tom nook every day in the next animal crossing game

I use ur and you’re in the same sentence to show not only am I hip and playful but that I’m smart as fuck and know everything

I think spaghetti fucking sucks

new coworkers thought I was 19…… I am turning 28 in a month………………….

stall goat getting it from both sides..🐐 @fursecuted.bsky.social

ohhh fuckkk i'm about to be raptured ohh helppp i can only be saved if you show me your pawssss ahhhhhhhhggfk