I like that every news report about Luigi Mangione's court appearance details what he is wearing.

Awww shit! New Defunctland dropped. Only 4 hours long. I know what I am doing this weekend.

110 years ago today, Utah executed labor organizer and songwriter Joe Hill, whose critique of capitalist greed continues to inspire artists and galvanize activists to this day. Learn more about Hill and his impact through this project The Tribune launched to mark the 100th anniversary of his death.

At what point do all these ads that show AI working start falling into the false advertising category and people start suing?

BYU beating up on TCU as revenge for Texas Tech

Photoshop 2026 is such a buggy mess that I may finally switch off it.

Oh no, how many of these chodes who threatened to leave NYC are going to try coming to Austin?

The NFL virtual measurement is stupid.

The military originally started to require soldiers to be clean shaven because they needed a good seal on their WWI gas masks. Had nothing to do with looks.

I’m at that age where I forget exactly how old I am

Hasbro just applied for a trademark on the Transformers transforming sound. In the process, they officially shown us how to make it in an audio editor. Not sure this is enforceable in any way.

He's got dumps like a truck, truck, truck...

It’s been a while, Yokohama - ahem - Osaka Gundam 🥹

These guys are so mad that they're not funny.

Are they waiting for halftime in the Packers game for this press conference?

Holy fuck! It's jarring seeing Spencer Cox on TV after being out of Utah for more than a year.

Pawn Stars has a guy who can come in and verify a signature. Why hasn't every news network had that guy on today?

It Only Tuesday https://theonion.com/it-only-tuesday-1819569397/

Is everyone watching the Steelers game to see if Rogers gets hurt?

The Onion News Network truck is currently stationed outside the Broadview ICE Detention facility just outside of Chicago.

Isn’t blowing up a random boat in international waters just piracy?

In the summer of 1893, President Grover Cleveland disappeared for four days to have secret surgery on a yacht. www.npr.org/2011/07/06/1...

Every time Ken Paxton brings up the Ten Commandments, someone should ask him which one is about adultery.

I left, and you can, too

That new purple Baja Blast tastes like cough medicine.

Time for Doggett to step aside.

New from @iamleslierangel.bsky.social and me: Rep. Nicole Collier spent the night held hostage in the Texas House. Then four enraged women — many of them mothers — refused to leave her side overnight. The slept in jail; are banned from Capitol grounds for a year. thebarbedwire.com/2025/08/19/h...

This is absolutely wild. #txlege

My new retirement plan is to buy a Bigfoot costume and move to the woods.

Man Who Thought He'd Lost All Hope Loses Last Additional Bit Of Hope He Didn't Even Know He Still Had theonion.com/man-who...

Really loving the new King of the Hill. Especially, as a Texan who recently returned.

I bet the Utah GOP is jealous that they can't gerrymander SLC even more.

He’s gonna crash the economy to try and distract from Epstein.

I’m being gerrymandered.

Emil Bove is only 44. I am older than him yet look WAY better. More proof that evil ages you.

Texas Dems, when they bring up redistricting, just bring up Epstein. Let’s grind this special session to a halt.

From the time on April 2, 2008 when the guys appeared as (the first) musical guests on The Colbert Report playing “Supernatural Superserious” and “Hollow Man.”

Just remembered, my local CBS station did not air Colbert on Tuesday night. I thought some kind of error at the time. I guess we know why now.

Me watching the news tonight

The national news has moved on from the Texas floods. Meanwhile, there’s another flood watch.

Disappointed none of my friends sent this news to me.

Toy News: #LEGO and #Hasbro are teaming up again to bring fans #LEGO Soundwave! Check out the official press release and images here - bwtf.com/news/lego-so... #actionfigures #toys #Hasbro

Ted Cruz: ‘Vacationing Is How I Grieve’

I was wondering where he was when he didn't show up to any press conferences until today. Texas, we can do better. www.texastribune.org/2025/07/07/t...

Once again, FUCK Ted Cruz!

Do you think Greg Abbott is mad that Ron Desantis got a concentration camp before he did?

I imagined the Chatsubo in 1984. 41 years later I opened its door. Neuromancer is in production.

To be fair, I wouldn't trust Tulsi Gabbard's compromised Russian intel, either

Mr premature rocket explosion is planning to launch self driving cars in Austin this month. I really hope those just start exploding too.