Oh brother.

Gave Thor shrimp with his kibble today and I’m about to pick up his speech buttons. If he asks me for food ONE MORE TIME

A secret third thing: I just carry extra stuff in my arms until I collapse at the register.

I ordered like 5 things from instacart. I thought it was coming from about 20 miles away. It is coming from FIFTY MILES AWAY! I offered to meet the shopper but she said she was cool. I tipped on the app. Is $10 cash a good addition to give her?

Someone send me that video of the pretty Black decorator working with neurodivergent clients.

How I eat my wings.

This is missing a key point about gingers being Irish, in which case, Irish people were not included in the category of whiteness until much later. However, people don’t know the difference between Scottish and Irish and often misconstrued all red heads (who were probably Scottish) as Irish.

Why I have always been a marvel fan. www.history.com/articles/sta...

A village where men and women speak different languages timesofindia.indiatimes.com/etimes/trend... #Nigeria #language #gender #langsky

Question for #langsky Why do we sit "in" a chair, but "on" a couch?

Good? Girl?

Megan Thee Stallion as Storm would EAT.

Had a time in the town today.

Hello.

Reached a huge goal today and I couldn’t be more proud of myself.

From Halle Berry?

Had to take some teenagers to school and these girls are wearing bralette tops and booty shorts to class. I got suspended because my skirt was 3” above my knee, in 6th grade. I got sent to the principals office because I had on a spaghetti strap tank top and no bra. Times sure have changed.

How would you know it’s only outside when you’re outside if you’re not outside the whole day?

This appeals directly to my personal niche interests and made me chuckle.

If I could put a different head on that man’s body, I would watch every video.

Literally so is everything else the government spends on.

My dream car is a Maybach GLS 600.

Not sure how The Gentlemen series became my comfort watch, but here we are.

Banana pudding is a refrigerator pie. Hope that helps.

Proof I don’t need to carry a gun in my car just occurred.

I have been assuming these folks I’ve been seeing in the store are moms shopping for their kids. They are all going to prom.

Is that so? www.history.com/this-day-in-...

I have a three way tie for my favorite Stevie Wonder album. My mood dictated which one I say is best. lol.

Steampunk dragon by US artist Sue Beatrice who creates steampunk sculptures and jewellery by recycling old watch parts #WomensArt

I wish I lived in a society that banned loud mufflers/engines.

A lack of etymological curiosity is the same as believing the earth is flat, in my book.

😒

Everything is already getting better.

I made the mistake of telling Thor we were going to the dog park. It is a 10 minute drive. He is whining and panting in my ear the whole drive. Gone be surprised when I turn this car around because…ENOUGH.

The main reason I no longer date musicians is because they kept making music about me and I disliked being reminded when some random person mentioned it.

Was trying to figure out why y’all were making such a big deal of this. Of course, it’s a democratic nominee and a woman. Wonder why the republican candidate skeletons never make the news?

Made a little pizza while my soup cooks. 🍽️

It’s happening 🍽️

I would really love a pot roast soup with cornbread.

People complaining that folks are still using X by posting screenshots from their account…that they also still have….on X.

The kids are incompetent.

Maybe she has a secret love child.

I just want everyone to stop litigating the Dems campaign and start litigating the corrupt government stealing from you in your face.

Beyoncé’s team couldn’t seal these documents?

Jesus Christ on a cracker. Are you people serious? Didn’t you literally hear and see in real time voter suppression, manipulation by Musk and DT even admitting he hacked the machines? Do you have a functioning brain?

What is the point of The Throng?

I love eating ass. Men deserve.

The court sketch artist needs to be tried for falsifying their credentials.

If he had told the wife, she would have done it.

What did the republican presidents do, Encyclopedia Brown?