the pride and prejudice sing-a-long was so good

yeah im alive but am i living

looking forward to going back to work tomorrow and hearing them say, "why did you not show up for two days? go home and don't come back" and i will say, "why did you make me travel over an hour just to tell me this? could this not have been an email?"

(audibly scoffing at your basic ass music taste) oh how Original. MY favourite songs only exist in my head

my hot gender take is that there are not nearly enough fat old men wearing crop tops

they should invent a penis for men

Happy Friday

as an untrained mental health amateur, i can say with absolute confidence that the best thing you can do for your self esteem is to find someone you hate even more than you

communism isn't even actually about economy or social policy, it's about getting the ick as soon as your work crush gets promoted to a supervisor role

me at 4 am reading bl manga from 1998 when im supposed to be asleep

today i picked up a 5kg box of fresh ginger and the bottom immediately collapsed sending fragments of ginger skittering across the floor

luca guadagnino: everything is about tennis, except, tennis, which is about sex

i am having the worst fucking day for public transport

drunk straight men love to touch you without permission at the bus stop and then call you weird for asking them not to touch you 🙃

asked for baccy and papers at the corner shop and the guy immediately pulls out the big raw papers without a second thought..didn't know i was that transparent

being in your twenties really is about fucking your back up

they sure are drilling a big hole in the pavement outside my window while im trying to go to sleep

ughhhhhhhh im so done with having a job someone please kill me

what if a boy was so hungry

im too autistic for this shit

god imagine unexpectedly seeing someone you haven't seen in a while and not being socially awkward about it. Could Not Be Me

just watched a person walk off a bus in a full on BALLGOWN truly icon behaviour

can't believe i have to go to work AGAIN????? what is this shit

is this my greek tragic fate.. to turn all the straight men gay :/

if i were st george i simply would have befriended the dragon

straight men will hit on you like you don't have a boy name and visible facial hair like CMON DUDE

he really said, "there are three managers here tonight so we have to be good boys" ASDHFFJSLKGKL GIRL

i think my work crush has clocked me lol

i love drugs

why when you tell people you have trouble sleeping do they go, "oOOooh but sleep is so important for your health!!!" like it's not like im not trying susan. i'd love to be asleep right now instead of having this conversation

i have my mother's adhd and my father's eyebrows

"oh baby when you talk like that you make the woman go mad"???? Girlie he literally said mi casa es tu casa are you being forreal??? you speak spanish it's your first language... girl. girlie. Babes. what's going on?? do u need a hug babygirl??? wanna talk about it????

boss kept me back an extra 5 minutes ON MY BIRTHDAY to tell me that i should have a more positive attitude bc he "sees a lot of potential in me" IT'S MY BIRTHDAY LET ME GO HOME

had ANOTHER DREAM about missing my cousin's wedding, this time bc i was showering and looked so cunty i had to stare at my reflection for an extended period of time. my cousin got married last year btw. i was there and everything

one of the Men™ at my work offered me chocolate from the warehouse and i am now 13 hours later realising he may have been trying to start a conversation. unrelated i am probably autistic

if playing baldurs gate has taught me anything it's that i must become a flamboyant homosexual vampire on a quest for bloody vengeance immediately

he's so babygirl (emotionally repressed)

the biggest disadvantage of being nonbinary is turning into both your parents as you age

my boss: here's 15 bunches of dogshit coriander for a really important customer can you sort through them and take out the bad bits me: okay i will spend 45 minutes sorting through this dogshit coriander

straight people should be studied under a microscope

on a date, shoving breadsticks into my purse: sorry i only like men who are not romantically interested in me in the slightest

thinking about him (kim kitsuragi)

threw up at work so ticking that one off my bucket list

had a stress dream last night where i missed my cousin's wedding for which i was a bridesmaid (girl version) because i was busy putting on insane amounts of silver eyeshadow. they just did the ceremony without me

now the straight women are doing it wtf is going on with heteros today

lol nice gender did your mum pick it out for you

im transgender because there is genuinely something wrong with cis people

autism is just. im not sad im not angry i don't hate you it's just my face stop asking me why i look sad OUCH that noise hurts my teeth

transition goals