fucked up in the chamber at 5:34 am on www.governmentjobs.com

i didn't mention this when it happened but my boss gave me an "ok for future reference..." spiel literally on my last day on the job

how is the youtube history page so shit i know damn well they're tracking my every move how can I not find a video I watched 8 times anywhere in there

last day of work today

gwenview is a better image viewer in every way but I've also had eye of gnome installed for like 5 years at this point i never actually want it to open an image but I still haven't uninstalled it because at this point i feel like it's like my mini nemesis it's a part of me now

bought another container of melatonin yesterday and didn't realize they weren't the flavored chewable kind until I already smashed one of the tablets between my molars 0/10 experience

lol my uni took 4 hours to give literally any announcement to students about the canvas ransom attack and even then didn't bother to tell people not to click on the links they see

Corium, [...] is a material that is created in a nuclear reactor core [...]

dinner tonight: ,my bottom lip

walla walla negative emotional aura

is that a threat

today my bike stopped starting and an overdrive indicator light lit up on the dash my bike does not have an overdrive gear ??

I am 22 now

post graduation plans

there are 999999999999 carpet beetles in my grain storage facility

in high school i was voted most likely to die from botulism poisoning

accidentally fell asleep watching age of empires 2 videos the word "Vietnamese" got fucking burned into the center of my laptop screen

fucking chill out

favorite kind of road sign has to be "motorcycles use extreme caution", when it's not paired with a sign explaining why, so I get to be extra nervous for the next half mile-half expecting a horde of gnomes to pop out of the bush and throw a bunch of marbles in the road in front of me or whatever

my room has the springiest carpet of all time i drop things off of my table straight down and they bounce halfway across the room

I've had an extension blocking nearly every part of youtube except for my subscriptions for about a year now because I despise recommendation algorithms but latest update they literally added a recommended feed to the subscriptions page

performing an experiment... project overload: sunk cost fallacy

lets' go guitar

okular's document annotating tools feel like they were designed by creatures from kepler-22b but is still by far the best native pdf reader on linux

out of all of the consoles ive repaired over the years anything xbox related has been by far the nastiest by like an order of magnitude i don't think ive ever opened one and not found a bunch of dead roaches living inside (also go on ebay right now try to find a clean used 360 controller)

how is it starting to become normal for brand new parts/tools to break on first use

"Warrior" is probably the single funniest name that a brand of 30 dollar power tools could possibly have

no way

Breaking News: the chinese cargo tricycle has hit yankee roads

my fuel pump just started going eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

developments in the experimental singer-songwriter chamber pop genre have pushed the white boy with pi symbol shirt to the brink of extinction

I applied for a job at this place and the owner subscribed me to his substack?

place i work is actively going under might have to go back into the job search hell matrix

I think it's so fucking sick that it's the end of week 7 of a 10 week long quarter and one of my professors has not graded a single one of our assignments yet

I will make sure to not do that

@lovepill.moe you should get shiny and bald

thinking about how having endless novel* content became a soft prerequisite for a game to be considered "replayable" now. I do like roguelikes (and more broadly, nonlinear games) but lowkey i think they've conditioned a lot of people into forgetting how to enjoy playing the exact same thing again