is that a threat

today my bike stopped starting and an overdrive indicator light lit up on the dash my bike does not have an overdrive gear ??

I am 22 now

post graduation plans

there are 999999999999 carpet beetles in my grain storage facility

in high school i was voted most likely to die from botulism poisoning

accidentally fell asleep watching age of empires 2 videos the word "Vietnamese" got fucking burned into the center of my laptop screen

fucking chill out

favorite kind of road sign has to be "motorcycles use extreme caution", when it's not paired with a sign explaining why, so I get to be extra nervous for the next half mile-half expecting a horde of gnomes to pop out of the bush and throw a bunch of marbles in the road in front of me or whatever

my room has the springiest carpet of all time i drop things off of my table straight down and they bounce halfway across the room

I've had an extension blocking nearly every part of youtube except for my subscriptions for about a year now because I despise recommendation algorithms but latest update they literally added a recommended feed to the subscriptions page

performing an experiment... project overload: sunk cost fallacy

lets' go guitar

okular's document annotating tools feel like they were designed by creatures from kepler-22b but is still by far the best native pdf reader on linux

out of all of the consoles ive repaired over the years anything xbox related has been by far the nastiest by like an order of magnitude i don't think ive ever opened one and not found a bunch of dead roaches living inside (also go on ebay right now try to find a clean used 360 controller)

how is it starting to become normal for brand new parts/tools to break on first use

"Warrior" is probably the single funniest name that a brand of 30 dollar power tools could possibly have

no way

Breaking News: the chinese cargo tricycle has hit yankee roads

my fuel pump just started going eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

developments in the experimental singer-songwriter chamber pop genre have pushed the white boy with pi symbol shirt to the brink of extinction

I applied for a job at this place and the owner subscribed me to his substack?

place i work is actively going under might have to go back into the job search hell matrix

I think it's so fucking sick that it's the end of week 7 of a 10 week long quarter and one of my professors has not graded a single one of our assignments yet

I will make sure to not do that

@lovepill.moe you should get shiny and bald

thinking about how having endless novel* content became a soft prerequisite for a game to be considered "replayable" now. I do like roguelikes (and more broadly, nonlinear games) but lowkey i think they've conditioned a lot of people into forgetting how to enjoy playing the exact same thing again

you ever think about how small of a fraction of what was made before like 2011 has been digitized let alone available online even on pirate sites

its so cool that my job has only paid me for like 6 of the hours I've worked the past 5 entire weeks with 0 explanation

going to the southlake walgreens to have the attendant develop a 35mm filled to the brim with flash photographs of arcane gear driven contraptions and incomprehensible pneumatic tube networks

when are we getting private accounts

what do you guys think the over-under is on this harbor freight air compressor turning into a grenade in my garage while I'm using it

I swear someone used an impact wrench to put my bikes oil filter on

I think it's really cool how nothing government related works anymore try to apply for anything online and half the links are dead. The location finder tool that lags your whole browser when you use it still points to offices that closed 5 years ago.

the usa's new import restrictions means I can't buy soviet surplus vacuum tubes from lithuania anymore

I just found this absolutely fucking unhinged promotional video while looking at more listings for chinese cargo tricycles

I fucking hate it whenever I buy something in person using a debit card from a no cash square reader thing type business and the company sends me promotional bullshit to my personal email despite me never giving it directly to them obviously i know they can do that but they don't need to remind me

still remembering the guy who sat in front of me in lecture 2 years ago who had a picture of megurine luka and yuzuki yukari getting married as his desktop wallpaper