I think it's really cool how nothing government related works anymore try to apply for anything online and half the links are dead. The location finder tool that lags your whole browser when you use it still points to offices that closed 5 years ago.

the usa's new import restrictions means I can't buy soviet surplus vacuum tubes from lithuania anymore

I just found this absolutely fucking unhinged promotional video while looking at more listings for chinese cargo tricycles

I fucking hate it whenever I buy something in person using a debit card from a no cash square reader thing type business and the company sends me promotional bullshit to my personal email despite me never giving it directly to them obviously i know they can do that but they don't need to remind me

still remembering the guy who sat in front of me in lecture 2 years ago who had a picture of megurine luka and yuzuki yukari getting married as his desktop wallpaper

do they make sunscreen that doesn't make every shirt you own smell like sunscreen forever

after waiting for like 7 years silksong will finally release on a date on which I will be 40 miles deep into a forest

ohmygodd they put more aigenned ads in real life im going to retreat to my shack never to come back

need impact driver

i have become convinced that the new hell is already under construction

server doesn't overheat anymore

cork is a really good material I need more things made out of cork in my life and way less made out of aluminum I hate most aluminum

I really really need to smash open an iron bound wooden barrel by throwing it at something hard rn

I got so used to not slowing down for speed bumps at all when I was on my bicycle that I straight up forgot that you're usually supposed to and just straight up full sent one at like 30mph when I was riding my motorcycle to work this morning I think I might be an idiot

???

once you get past the 3rd most popular of the competing citation standards they actually just start making shit up

why the fuck does my state make you retake the motorcycle permit tests if you forget to renew your permit

recent events have led me to believe that we gotta go back to dial up

do they make pickles with just the vinegar and not the salt

how are you supposed to do literally anything involving flour without getting it literally everywhere

how do we actually call those things walkie talkies

diplo was short for diplomacy

need that bottomless gourd on my desk

no doubt the best part of my job is the part where i get to light a bunch of candles

bringing a blanket to work today time to sleep on the floor again but way nicer this time

are you glad that most youtubers dont have dedicated intro cinematics anymore or should they come back

coming back from work on the bus 2 nights ago i saw a shifty looking man watching a vtuber react to combat footage compilations on his gamer phone

whenever i hear about the supreme court and people use the acronym scotus im like hehehehhe scrotum lol anyone feel the same way thatnks

who in here wanna pull up to the seattle ballz plus chode condo

im late but how in the fuck did the concept of lost media get turned into like a creepypasta thing

getting to do the "5 people in an asynchronous university course that all have part time jobs with stupid hours trying to schedule a meeting together" every week for two months now

why did suzuki give it a big fucking nose

thinking about how if I didn't show up to work tomorrow the entire company would unironically cease to function for at least 2 days but also I make minimum wage

I will own a vehicle that has a fuel gauge for the first time in my life pretty soon.

my motorcycle just got its 3rd set of spark plugs i'm so good at tuning carburetors...

why is like every speaker I own a little bit blown up

this quarter for some reason one of my (completely online, asynchronous) classes has every assignment due at 3pm instead of 11:59pm for some fucking reason why

just got a rejection email today from a company I applied to no joke 8 months ago