Cool that most of the country cheered "we've been pressed for too long" when a CEO is murdered but doesn't understand why Palestinians might fight against Israel

I should write more posts on Bluesky

MySpace Tom is feeling pretty smug right now I bet.

I never had a successful post on the bad site (or anywhere), but if there's one that I think was deserved love it was the one that just read "Sophie's Choice Roast Beef" Maybe I should have put in the effort and made it an image

Not a New Year's resolution, but I took a step back from gaming. My wallet definitely thanks me. Note: I have nothing against gaming, it just isn't conducive to the life I want to live

Me: I have an aversion to strong smells My roommate: *sprays strong perfumes and bleach every day*

This and "I should wear makeup"

Customer coming into GameStop holding a PS4 with bugs dropping out of it: "Yeah, I'd like to get money for this." Me: "Sorry I can't take it in that condition" The pile of cockroaches on the floor: "Man, this is bullshit! We came all the way up here for nothin'!"

What if christians got it wrong and they're supposed to be waiting for the second cousin of Christ?

no offense to Kendrick Lamar but the best diss track of all time is still “You’re a Mean One Mr Grinch”

For a VERY long time, the Unplugged version of About A Girl would be the first song my iPods would start playing (due to the alphabet and all).

Pretty sure I've played Tekken, Grab Turismo and Phantasy Star a little, but left it off just in case. I have a gaming problem

I love my current city but damn I miss Chicago

Anyone else scared of THC induced psychosis? Just me? Cool.

We're about to hit the part of the movie where each of us stands up one by one and says "I shot the UnitedHealth CEO" and then the cops have to let the real killer go.

I don't see anyone else talking about this, but the girl from the Snap Grip commercials can get it

A third of us tried to save two thirds of us from themselves. They’re about to find out.

Repost if BlueSky is now your primary social media site.

My favorite Norman Rockwell painting "Sonic and Shadow double team a turkey in front of the humans and the humans are happy about it and want you to be happy about it too"

Sucks that I have to Google "[celebrity name] transgender" before knowing if someone is a safe follow, but I fucking love it when I'm pleasantly surprised!

Damn I miss that town

Buy The Onion in print form you freeloading mother fuckers. As someone that gets it for free, it's worth it!

I just downloaded TikTok again for a moment. What the fuck is going on with that app? My feed was indecipherable nonsense interspersed with a few videos from people I follow.

Introduce yourself in 4 games.

One thing about the dead is they can't get any worse. Your opinion of them might change, you might discover more about them, but whoever they were when they died is who they will always be

more like poo sky. Haha. Hi everyone, it's me, an unknown yet extremely hilarious new Bluesky user, as made apparent by the first sentence in the post. Make me an influencer now pls.