I love spiders. I was trying to kill a mosquito and this sassy mofo just ran out of its corner, grabbed it, and ran back quick as a flash like a shuttle runner of death.

How is it that they make waterproof, submersible, rechargeable vibes, but can't manage the same for a portable shower pump? What do you mean don't get it wet??? IT'S A SHOWER!!

Funny thing about no one out here except two strangers hired to work on one of the cabins is how it either leads to axe murdering or may we please use your nice outhouse, this one is horrific and we've got steak, potatoes, and salad for you, I'll holler when it's ready.

Teresa of the Long Silence can carry a lantern!!! 10/10 best mannequin security I've ever hired

Nothing quite like trying to pee at the rest stop while Google shrieks at you to turn left out of the parking lot. Calm your fucking tits, Google, we will survive this trial.

The things you never knew existed! Wheel chair fencing!

My gas tank is full, my alarm is paused until July 20, I have failed at grocery shopping but probably someone will feed me, I haven't packed anything but books and booze. Ready for my vacation!

I've had my car since 2008 and have always thought I need to get a seatbelt adjuster so the torso strap stops lying against my neck. Today I finally got one and in the process of installing it learned that my car has very handy built in adjusters for the height of the torso strap. WTF

I really need Viz to come out with a Dorohedoro box set. Their boxes are so good and I don't want to order two copies each of 23 volumes of manga and get an email from invoicing saying "really PP wtf did you mean to do that?"

My stupid Clow/Clowd cards thought has taken up residence in my head and I fear I might actually end up writing it down. I know nothing of trading card games or how they work though...

One of my favourite things about the 3D remake in particular is putting Cecil and Rosa together at the top of the party and Kain at the bottom and making Kain use Cry in every fight.

It probably seems like I give new HR guy a lot of shit, perhaps unjustly, but he was tasked with processing today and good god, I refuse to believe the man has children with how bad his sticker application skills are.

Yellow rainfall warning. Watch out. Water sports isn't polo.

I love FFIV so much

I've been thinking about if I'd like to do another sefikura fairy tale this summer and if so which one. Today I read an easy reader which was very inspirational and definitely captured the nuance of the tale. It was level 2, even!

Wedding rehearsal today. I like how when you arrive in a small town in southern Alberta there is always the fake log cabin style building and contained within is the Shell, the Subway (sign faded, looks like it hasn't opened in 20 years but will sell you a sandwich), and the liquor store.

I was reading book summaries and it occurred to me that I'm going to be the aunt my nieces never knew they had. So I want to change my will and leave them something weird to deal with. Like a cursed xylophone or a haunted trailer park.

hello hello, i'm temporarily opening 2 slots on vgen! these will be skeb "surprise me" style portraits. this isn't for an emergency or anything (the only emergency being my yaoi funds are low lol), but sharing is still much appreciated! 🙏

My hed iz pastede on yay! On the bright side it's still more interesting than 90% of the generic blob cover art. I've spent a good 15 minutes laughing and showing it to other people. Quality entertainment!

One day I'll sleep well enough to walk by the Brittany and Normandy travel guide that's sitting on the free books table and understand that Brittany is real. My sleep-deprived brain, however, equates it with Camelot.

The other half of our duplex is up for sale and I think it's a crime that potential buyers don't have to submit an application to live next to us. No children! No dogs! No crocus kickers! I'm going to listen to obscene smut on speaker while sitting outside and loudly talk about the drug dealers.

I really like just not getting woken up at stupid o'clock on a holiday. But I also like, when I forget to pause my alarm, being able to just go FUCK OFF before going back to sleep at stupid o'clock on a holiday. It's a real dilemma.

I don't think that the random bathroom spiders have enough appreciation for my being a spider appreciator. Because moving things that aren't me reflected in the mirror are either ghosts or Satan and I can't be blamed for reflexive self-defence against ghosts and Satan. The giant spider lives though.

Processing books is like eating a Viva Puff. Delicious/fun with stickers and stamping, then no need to even consider doing it again for at least two years.

I was bribed into helping in processing today. It's been an hour and so far I've determined that stamping nicely is really hard and if I had a convertible desk, I would actually stand a lot less than I think I would.

This morning Mogget got me and the coffee maker mixed up. He was quite upset that I, an evil assassin, tried to give him his churu instead of the kind and trustworthy coffee maker. Monday mornings are hard for everyone.

The world is an angry place, but beerfest is weirdly the antithesis of that. Hyper-well organised, friendly, happy people despite the potential for angry drunks and other bullshit. Bump into someone? Sorry, sorry, sorry, have a good day.

I got my car's tires changed today. The shuttle driver asked if the warehouse where I work was my house. It was weird.

There comes a point where winter really needs to just fuck right off.

Today my supervisor praised me for my ability to frame "does not listen to instructions" as constructive criticism. She had been struggling 😂

I'm making ale and onion soup and thought I should test the ale to make sure it's nice before putting it in onions that have been cooking for 20 hours. Only I haven't had a full-strength drink since December and holy shit that went straight to my head. It's a very nice beer at least.

I should not be forced to teach if I can't call the person I'm teaching stupid when they're stupid. Apparently I have to spell out LOOK AT THE BOOK in the instructions if I expect someone to think to look at the book if they need to know something about the book when cataloguing a book.

I finished reading Dungeon Crawler Carl and I feel like I spent so long reading it that now I’m just wandering around, bereft of my routine. What do I read now? Do other books exist? I’m giving George Falls Through Time a go. The prologue gave me anxiety, which was certainly intended, so well done.

People (bullies) always say mean things like Mogget doesn't eat popcorn. Which is a lie because there is popcorn and there is Mogget and he is willing to try. It might be very good, you don't know.

YOU CAN USE YOUR TV NORMALLY WHILE THIS BULLSHIT UPDATES

Four astronauts go into space and travel further than humankind has ever gone before. They temporarily lose contact with Earth and when they come back in range, there's been a nuclear war and they're the last survivors. For comedic relief, their toilet doesn't work.

Yay spring!

Special weather event!Sephiroth/commuter!Cloud 😑

I’m sure you’ve been dying to read: Exhausted Seph and semi-predatory Cloud, inspired by semi-real events! #sefikuracrack2026 #sefikura #crack archiveofourown.org/works/82295281

I don't know if this is going to end up going anywhere, but words have been written on this WIP Wednesday

Pas de deux 🦢 #princesstutu #art

A normal week in Cadet Cloud’s life goes awry when magic mysteriously appears around him. #sefikura #sefikuracrack2026 archiveofourown.org/works/82143676

First Crackfic! But hopefully not my last! #sefikura also Reeve is there! archiveofourown.org/works/82108611

#TurkWeek Day 7 Free Day #RdRn #shinrafuckers 𝔻𝕠𝕟'𝕥 𝕜𝕚𝕤𝕤 𝕞𝕖 𝕚𝕗 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕕𝕠𝕟'𝕥 𝕞𝕖𝕒𝕟 𝕚𝕥.

My tv keeps stealing windows from my computer when it's not on and won't let me summon them back. I'll walk away for a minute and come back and be like didn't I have a web browser open and everything will claim no, never existed, your mistake. Being gaslit by my own entertainment system...

Okay what the hell is with fast food places and not letting you look at the menu?? Grass fed beef is nice and all that, but do we really need all four screens to shout out at me when I'm trying to see what I want?

My yarn arrived and I regret nothing 🎉

My credit card info was stolen, but at least the bank was right on it and it was the card I don't really use, so the transaction was easy to spot and know wasn't me and cancelling it wasn't annoying. But still. People suck.

I need my yarn to get here soon and be amazing because I just looked at my bank account and went you spent how much on what???

#Sefikura (1 of 3) Sephiroth takes part in Arts and Crafts in the Shinra Tower.