New HR guy has mandated electronic paystubs. I assume this is so he doesn't have to learn anyone's name. Maybe if he asks enough times, I'll turn into Alicia. Like when Mogget tries the same piece of cabbage enough times, it turns into cheese. Maybe new HR guy is secretly a cat.

Chapter 3: Oh, Barbershop! It’s alright to have faith in panties. (Don’t worry bsky team, Jenova consents.) archiveofourown.org/works/710355...

Oh you assumed the cartoon character getting plowed is consenting because they look happy? How naïve. They're pretending because they were coerced by the other character. There's actually untold amounts of abuse happening to cartoon characters behind the scenes. We must take waifu welfare seriously

Chapter 2: Shut Up, Johnny Featuring cock admiration and the question of whether or not Sephiroth has ever had a haircut. archiveofourown.org/works/710355...

The Golden Herd Chapter One: Meat and Meat Byproducts

The Golden Herd Chapter One: Meat and Meat Byproducts

Something about Jenovas Witnesses really brings out the excellent chapter titles.

This is an absolutely fascinating and really well researched book that shines a whole new light on fairy tales. I devoured it whole.

Update on new HR guy. He sprained his ankle running away from a skunk. I think that says everything that needs to be said about new HR guy.

Hey hey! It’s still Wednesday! I have WIP! It’s like, at least the fourth stupidest thing I’ve written 😅

I found this page of my mom's journal that houses the origin story/inspiration for The Train to the Clouds. (archiveofourown.org/works/617119...) I remember nothing of it except the vendors and not getting to ride the train. You'd think I would remember the condor.

This isn't like the average online petition btw, this is one of those things where if it gets enough signatures, the HOC absolutely must bring it to the floor for discussion. Incredibly important to get on this if you're Canadian.

Now that’s a sexy train. No slow and gentle easing it in.

Phase 2 is complete!

PP's life pro tip #55 Don't drink stinging bugs. It's unpleasant for everyone involved. Like and subscribe for more methodically researched advice.

A while back, Scholastic "modernised" a bunch of Gordan Korman books and wow. Instead of a Sony Walkman, Rudy Miller has a portable CD player. Instead of a dime for the pay phone, he's got a quarter. It's sure to pass the test of time and kids will never have to learn about the horrors of the past.

Excuse me sir, your AI is showing...

Official invitation to join me in writing Coffee Shop AUs in September! 🥳 🔥 Any fandom, any ship—go wild with your favorites 💛 Use the hashtag/Ao3 collection (tba) 🖼️ Art is super welcome too! Let’s get caffeinated for the winter! ☕️ (Btw, I’ll be writing hualian+FFVII🩷)

Finally! I've managed to use up my credits and therefore cancel my audible subscription! Victory!!!

I'm not religious, so this is my new headcanon for what church is like now.

I spent three hours today cataloguing playaways and two hours getting a crown removed and I honestly don't know which was worse

It's ice cream day at work and it's 13 degrees out 🙃

Monsters of the Manor Sephiroth made a phoenix! He's so proud 😁

I've been listening to a lot of Social Distortion lately. They're depressingly relevant thirty years later. Sorry to anyone in the car with me when I crank up the volume and start screaming.

I have chicken pot pies for the freezer again!

I had to do everything one-handed today. It was absolute bullshit. We need to bump up the timeline on anyone can just get a fully functional cyber limb/body please and thanks. I volunteer as a test subject.

Date night with me, a god, and a ghost king 🥰

Why did they decide we needed generative ai instead of making something less shitty than Bluetooth?

In an alternate universe I’d either like or be horrified to be the person some rando is (sorry it’s forever tweeting) tweeting about in the dentist’s office. Preferably in a damn, this bitch is so chill about the dentist, so amazing, and not an ew why are your feet here way.

In the waiting room at the dentist and this guy just TOOK OFF HIS SHOES.

Oh neat! I only just saw I’ve got over 2000 kudos on After the World’s End. That’s pretty exciting! Thank you so much to all of you! archiveofourown.org/works/221454...

When did IKEA get so complicated? The thrill of parking in the priority efficient vehicle parking is gone and replaced with technological confusion.

I dissected a futon mattress today. AFTER disassembling my shower. A grave mistake and I pity anyone who smells me on my way home tomorrow. But I no longer have an uncomfortable futon mattress filled with ancient mouse nests, and so that's pretty good.

It’s fairy tale AU time of year again! archiveofourown.org/works/67760301

My bed is so full of sand. I don't even have children or a cat to blame. This is all on me.

And that's the draft done! Now do I try and edit and post while I'm up here or wait until I'm home with a computer?

Mmmmm I need to take a shower but it's so much work 😮‍💨

This may not look like much, but it is in fact the best cheesy breadstick filled with brie and honey toasted over a coffee tin toaster that you'll ever eat.

Would you look at that! I’m actually working on something on WIP Wednesday!

I'm larping as Sophie Hatter today. Clean all the things! Clean them in the wrong order and ruin your work! Clean all the things again! Sorry spiders, there is no playing favourites today.

There's no greater satisfaction in life than hearing a mosquito fly into your bedroom, holding out your arm and watching it land, then killing it immediately. Pick a better target, scum.

2500 words written yesterday, another 2500 so far today. The sun is giving a last huzzah before it will go behind the trees, so the iPad is charging and maybe I'll get a few more words down tonight.

New HR guy was the only person at work celebrating the cow festival and he was very snazzy today in his jeans and cowboy hat. He's probably missing the corporate life and the week of being drunk at work.

Oh it's really cold. I should have brought a sweater.

I have to take transit to work for the next 3 days and I'm such a mess 😂 Do I have enough food? Should I take sunscreen? An umbrella? A change of clothes? A towel? Where is my hat? Oh I need a mask! I have to leave before I wake up! At least I pre-fought the app and have tickets.

Please, sir, do you have any spare tummy rubs?

Carrying on with tradition, I suffered an overwhelming defeat at my annual game of Go with my friend, but I made a fishing rod and fish, a frying pan and two eggs, a happy spider, and held a French tea party, so I think I'm improving.

Four day weekend begins!!! 🎉