I really like just not getting woken up at stupid o'clock on a holiday. But I also like, when I forget to pause my alarm, being able to just go FUCK OFF before going back to sleep at stupid o'clock on a holiday. It's a real dilemma.

I don't think that the random bathroom spiders have enough appreciation for my being a spider appreciator. Because moving things that aren't me reflected in the mirror are either ghosts or Satan and I can't be blamed for reflexive self-defence against ghosts and Satan. The giant spider lives though.

Processing books is like eating a Viva Puff. Delicious/fun with stickers and stamping, then no need to even consider doing it again for at least two years.

I was bribed into helping in processing today. It's been an hour and so far I've determined that stamping nicely is really hard and if I had a convertible desk, I would actually stand a lot less than I think I would.

This morning Mogget got me and the coffee maker mixed up. He was quite upset that I, an evil assassin, tried to give him his churu instead of the kind and trustworthy coffee maker. Monday mornings are hard for everyone.

The world is an angry place, but beerfest is weirdly the antithesis of that. Hyper-well organised, friendly, happy people despite the potential for angry drunks and other bullshit. Bump into someone? Sorry, sorry, sorry, have a good day.

I got my car's tires changed today. The shuttle driver asked if the warehouse where I work was my house. It was weird.

There comes a point where winter really needs to just fuck right off.

Today my supervisor praised me for my ability to frame "does not listen to instructions" as constructive criticism. She had been struggling 😂

I'm making ale and onion soup and thought I should test the ale to make sure it's nice before putting it in onions that have been cooking for 20 hours. Only I haven't had a full-strength drink since December and holy shit that went straight to my head. It's a very nice beer at least.

I should not be forced to teach if I can't call the person I'm teaching stupid when they're stupid. Apparently I have to spell out LOOK AT THE BOOK in the instructions if I expect someone to think to look at the book if they need to know something about the book when cataloguing a book.

I finished reading Dungeon Crawler Carl and I feel like I spent so long reading it that now I’m just wandering around, bereft of my routine. What do I read now? Do other books exist? I’m giving George Falls Through Time a go. The prologue gave me anxiety, which was certainly intended, so well done.

People (bullies) always say mean things like Mogget doesn't eat popcorn. Which is a lie because there is popcorn and there is Mogget and he is willing to try. It might be very good, you don't know.

YOU CAN USE YOUR TV NORMALLY WHILE THIS BULLSHIT UPDATES

Four astronauts go into space and travel further than humankind has ever gone before. They temporarily lose contact with Earth and when they come back in range, there's been a nuclear war and they're the last survivors. For comedic relief, their toilet doesn't work.

Yay spring!

Special weather event!Sephiroth/commuter!Cloud 😑

I’m sure you’ve been dying to read: Exhausted Seph and semi-predatory Cloud, inspired by semi-real events! #sefikuracrack2026 #sefikura #crack archiveofourown.org/works/82295281

I don't know if this is going to end up going anywhere, but words have been written on this WIP Wednesday

Pas de deux 🦢 #princesstutu #art

A normal week in Cadet Cloud’s life goes awry when magic mysteriously appears around him. #sefikura #sefikuracrack2026 archiveofourown.org/works/82143676

First Crackfic! But hopefully not my last! #sefikura also Reeve is there! archiveofourown.org/works/82108611

#TurkWeek Day 7 Free Day #RdRn #shinrafuckers 𝔻𝕠𝕟'𝕥 𝕜𝕚𝕤𝕤 𝕞𝕖 𝕚𝕗 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕕𝕠𝕟'𝕥 𝕞𝕖𝕒𝕟 𝕚𝕥.

My tv keeps stealing windows from my computer when it's not on and won't let me summon them back. I'll walk away for a minute and come back and be like didn't I have a web browser open and everything will claim no, never existed, your mistake. Being gaslit by my own entertainment system...

Okay what the hell is with fast food places and not letting you look at the menu?? Grass fed beef is nice and all that, but do we really need all four screens to shout out at me when I'm trying to see what I want?

My yarn arrived and I regret nothing 🎉

My credit card info was stolen, but at least the bank was right on it and it was the card I don't really use, so the transaction was easy to spot and know wasn't me and cancelling it wasn't annoying. But still. People suck.

I need my yarn to get here soon and be amazing because I just looked at my bank account and went you spent how much on what???

#Sefikura (1 of 3) Sephiroth takes part in Arts and Crafts in the Shinra Tower.

That moment when I remember I don't have to take fic seriously. I don't need angst or dramatics. I can just have Sephiroth burst in, throw Cloud over his shoulder, and lob a firaga at the death machine on a mission to claim Cloud as its bride that just buzz sawed a hole in the wall.

I spent a small fortune on yarn today. I'm calling it my you survived daylight savings time week present. It's reasonable.

I took a mental health day, but am also going to Costco. This seems counterintuitive.

Enhanced Shocktrooper Reno. #renooftheturks #shinrafuckers #ff7reno (Sorry for the reupload, but my line art was messed up, and after all the effort I put into it, I would not stand for it.)

I meant to go grocery shopping today after work, so last night a very wise person put the bags on my boots so I wouldn't forget them. Then in the morning a very cranky person said wtf are these bags doing here and threw them across the mud room. I didn't go grocery shopping today after work.

WIP Wednesday! It's even Wednesday and I am working on something! Its title at the moment is One Day This Will Be a Funny Story.

I really need the Society for PTO for the Arts to exist. And, you know, pay me. I've got fictional characters to torment.

archiveofourown.org/collections/... Diety Kittiroth blesses exhausted cocktail server Cloud in this fic #sefikuracrack2026

My personal feelings about their trade paperback binding notwithstanding, I’ve loved Seven Seas for enabling me to support the authors and artists I want to read across so many genres. This is a huge disappointment for anyone willing to pay for quality translation. Sorry, but I don’t pay for AI slop

Giraffe sefikura comic for #sefikuracrackmonth2026

The Sefikura Crack Month 2026 collection is now open on AO3! Add #sefikuracrack2026 to your works and join the collection! archiveofourown.org/collections/...

Thank you for the education, Hell's Paradise!

I took a two and a half hour nap today and could have just kept on napping right through to tomorrow.

Just say no to frogs and frog accessories. archiveofourown.org/works/787581...

So I did intend to post the last chapter of frogs today, but mother dearest threw a wrench in those plans and I'm beyond exhausted and yet not done being a responsible adult for the day. Payback for making her write in French, I assume. I will post tomorrow.

For once in his life, Cloud gets to be cool. archiveofourown.org/works/787581...

Modern internet has gone to the dogs, but I appreciate that if you need to know how to do a specific thing on a specific car, there’s still a guy with a 2.5 minute video showing clearly and concisely how to do it with no fluff, no sponsorship ads, no like and subscribe to support the channel, etc.

I finally did a very easy thing I've been stressing over for weeks. It involved going hey coworker can you please do this very easy thing here is the info you need. And coworker said of course, there, it's done I should probably actually read the book I got on anxiety instead of just looking at it

Not everyone practices for horror movies, Zack. archiveofourown.org/works/787581...

In which Reno is very respectful and has never committed a crime in his life. archiveofourown.org/works/787581...

I don't know how to answer this. What was the question? Did you chat about danmei with the return guy, yes but 3/10 seemed pretty unlikely. Did you return things? Yes, 10/10 seemed the extremely likely conclusion to taking things for return.